So is it chips ghost cuz his name is chip or... (ANTHONY AND IAN) SHUT UP!
(ANTHONY) Hey man do you know where the vegetable steamer is?
(IAN) You eat vegetables?
(ANTHONY) Yes... what do you eat?
(IAN) Pasgetti and butter.
(ANTHONY) Is it in here... (IAN) NO NO NO DON'T
(CHIP'S GHOST) brrraoowww rrrrroowwwwww rubububububow
(ANTHONY) What?! What is that?
(IAN) Chips Ghost, Anthony. Anthony (SIGHS) Chips Ghost.
(CHIPS GHOST) Wapoow!
(ANTHONY) So we have a ghost in our cabinet that makes chips?
(CHIPS GHOST) Wooooooooohh!
(ANTHONY) Dude that's amazing!
(IAN) Yeah... (CHIPS GHOST) Wooo! (IAN) At first I though it was great too, you know chips any time I want...
(IAN) Until I found out that it was really fricken hard to get him back in that cabinet.
(IAN) That and he's an eternal being and I'm pretty sure he's bonded to my cabinet until the end of time...
(CHIPS GHOST) Woopaa!
(ANTHONY) If you had such a problem with him... (CHIPS GHOST THROWS CHIPS)
(ANTHONY) If you have such a problem with him,
(ANTHONY) Have you tried getting rid of him?
(IAN) Stabbed him once. Nothing!
(ANTHONY) You could always just destroy the cabinet.
(IAN) Dude, that is a family heirloom passed down from generation to generation!
(IAN) Well technically its only one generation since my dad made it.
(CHIPS GHOST) Beep beep suck my dick!
(ANTHONY) Maybe...
(ANTHONY) Maybe we just have to solve the mystery behind his death to get rid of him?
(IAN) Dude... he speaks in chips!
(IAN) How the hell are we gonna figure that out?
(CHIPS GHOST) Pow Bitch!
(ANTHONY GRUNTS)
(BOTH) The chips!
(ANTHONY) He's been trying to communicate with us the whole time!
(IAN) We just need to piece it all together!
(CHIPS GHOST) Bow!
(IAN) Ok Lays... What does that mean?
(ANTHONY) Ok he was Lay-ing around one day.
(CHIPS GHOST) Blumpkin!
(IAN) On a ranch!
(CHIPS GHOST) Woo!
(ANTHONY) Ok Door - ee - toes?
(IAN) Door ate his toes.
(IAN) Oh my god he got his toes stuck under a door!
(CHIPS GHOST) Woo!
(ANTHONY) ... and he couldn't free his toes
(CHIPS GHOST) Eeee!
(ANTHONY) ...and the ranch caught fire!
(CHIPS GHOST) Hey!
(IAN) Because his son...
(BOTH) Burned it down!
(CHIPS GHOST) Hup!
(ANTHONY) And he baked his pop to death!
(CHIPS GHOST BLOWS RASPBERRY)
(IAN) Because he wanted to steal his gold!
(CHIPS GHOST) Ahhh!
(IAN) Which he got from a pirates booty!
(ANTHONY) Ok no, this is just getting ridiculous.
(ANTHONY) You can't get gold from a pirate's butthole.
(IAN) What? No, pirates booty means treasure.
(IAN) Ok chips ghost did we get it?
(CHIPS GHOST) Wrrrrrrooooo!
(ANTHONY) What the f**k is this?
(IAN) Dude, he must be really pissed off, these things taste like s**t
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(PIZZA GUY) Pizza time for a couple of hungry boys!
(CHIPS GHOST) Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
(CHIPS GHOST) Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
(IAN) Dude, did you order pizza?
(ANTHONY) Yes... no... I-I don't know why?
(IAN) Dude, chips ghost is very territorial.
(CHIPS GHOST RAMBLING AND RAGING)
(IAN) He doesn't like real food. Only chips!
(PIZZA GUY) Yo, this is gonna be $17.38.
(IAN) Wait... don't let chips ghost touch you or else he'll...
(PIZZA GUY SCREAMS AS HE VANISHES)
(IAN) Oh my god!
(ANTHONY) He's moving on!
(CHIPS GHOST) Brrup brrip berip boooo!!
(A ZAP AND CHIPS GHOST VANISHES)
(IAN) Oh wow!
(IAN) I guess we were wrong.
(IAN) He just needed to murder a stranger.
(ANTHONY) Oh! (BOTH LAUGH)
(IAN) Oh man!
(ANTHONY) Bye chips ghost!
(IAN) Bye.
(ANTHONY) Aww he's waving goodbye to us!
(IAN) Oh! (BOTH LAUGH)
(IAN) I hope he had a lot of Fun - jons while he was here!
(SLAP)
(ANTHONY) No.
(IAN) Yeah, I probably deserve that.
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(KEITH) Oh s**t!
(LAUGHTER)
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(ANTHONY) High five!
(IAN HITS WALL AND GRUNTS)
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(SUBTITLES BY BALLISTICSTUN)