>> Jimmy: YEAH.
IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU.
>> GREAT TO SEE YOU, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: I HAVE TO SAY THAT KID
WAS SO EXCITED.
12 YEARS OLD.
>> THE KID ON THE -- YEAH.
HE WAS DEEP.
>> Jimmy: THAT SHOW IS TOO DIRTY
FOR A 12-YEAR-OLD TO KNOW,
RIGHT.
>> IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IS SO RANK.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU GET THAT WITH
KIDS?
>> WEIRDLY ENOUGH YOUNGER AND
YOUNGER KIDS ARE WATCHING THE
SHOW.
IT IS AMAZING, MAN.
9 AND 10 YEARS OLD COME UP.
YEAH.
SAW YOU COME OUT OF THE COUCH
YOU NAKED BASTARD.
I SAID WHAT.
LITTLE KIDS.
THEY ALSO HAVE FOUL MOUTHS WHICH
I GIVE THEM LICENSE TO DO.
TERRIBLE.
>> Jimmy: IT IS FUNNY.
FOR ME, WHEN I WAS A KID, "TAXI"
WAS AND STILL IS ONE OF -- FOR
THOSE THAT HAVEN'T SEEN IT, IT
IS ON HULU.
IT IS FANTASTIC.
SO GREAT.
I ALWAYS IMAGINE HOW EXCITED
THEY MUST HAVE BEEN WHEN YOU
WALKED IN THE ROOM.
>> WE HAD A BALL DOING IT.
CAN WAS OFF THE CHARTS GREAT.
ALWAYS FUN.
AND LOUIE WAS LIKE, I LOVED THAT
FIRST SHOW WHERE I'M YELLIN' AT
EVERYBODY, CHEWIN' THEIR ASSES
OUT BIG TIME, AND I COME UP TO
JUDD, RRRRRRR.
>> Jimmy: YOU WALK OUT, IT'S
INSTANTLY EXCELLENT.
>> HAD THOSE CABDRIVERS IN THE
PALM OF MY HAND.
>> YOU RULED WITH AN IRON FIST.
>> REQUWITH AN IRON FIST.
>> THERE WAS ONE EPISODE WHERE
YOU PLAYED THE VIOLIN.
DID YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY
THE VIE LANE?
>> NO, I LEARNED HOW TO PLAY THE
VIOLIN ON A COWBOY MOVIE I DID
WITH JACK NICKELSON, YOU KNOW,
GOING SOUTH.
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU LEARNED TO
PLAY THE VIOLIN.
>> YEAH, I WANTED TO LEARN TO
PLAY THE VIOLIN AS A CHARACTER
THING.
IT WASN'T HARDLY IN THE MOVIE.
ANDY GOT MARRIED TO STAY IN THE
COUNTRY.
WE MARRIED HIM OFF TO A HOOKER.
MARRIED HIM OFF TO A HOOKER.
AND I LEARNED HOW TO PLAY "I
LOVE YOU TRULY" ON THE VIOLIN.
IT TOOK ME LIKE FOREVER AND IT
WAS AWFUL.
I TORTURED EVERYBODY THERE, AND
LIKE, YOU KNOW, THIS IS IN THE
VERY BEGINNING OF THE SHOW.
IT WAS LIKE THE EARLY DAYS OF
THE TELEVISION.
IT WAS LIKE 1978 OR '79 LIKE
THAT.
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, THREE, FOUR
WEEKS LATER, THERE WAS A PIECE
IN THE INQUIRER THAT SAYS DANNY
DEVITO GIVES UP CAREER AS
VIRTUOSO VIOLINIST TO BE ON
TELEVISION.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
>> IT WAS A PIECE IN THE PAPER
WITH ME STANDING THERE WITH A
VIOLIN.
AND IT HAD A WHOLE STORY WRITTEN
BY SOME GUY YOU'VE NEVER HEARD
OF OR SOME WOMAN YOU'VE NEVER
HEARD OF AND HOW I STUDIED ALL
MY LIFE TO BE A VIOLINIST AND I
WOUND UP ON A TV SHOW AND ALL
THIS KIND OF STUFF.
AND MARIE AND I GOT A KICK OUT
OF IT.
I CUT IT OUT AND PUT IT ON THE
REFRIGERATOR.
THAT WAS ME ON THE REFRIGERATOR
IN THE HOUSE.
AND A COUPLE DAYS LATER MY
MOTHER CALLED.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
>> FROM NEW JERSEY.
SHE SAYS DANNY, WHAT, MA?
WHAT'S GOING SON?
SHE SAYS I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WANTED TO PLAY THE VIOLIN.
>> Jimmy: FAKE NEWS!
>> MA, WHERE DID YOU SEE IT?
WHERE DID YOU SEE?
I WAS IN LINE, I WAS GOING TO
GET GROCERIES.
>> Jimmy: YOUR MOM WAS ON "TAXI
"AS MANY "TAXI"
A COUPLE TIMES, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
THEY MET MY MOM, SHE CAME OF
COURSE TO THE SHOW.
SHE'S LIKE MY SIZE.
TOUGH, NEW JERSEY WOMAN, YOU
KNOW.
ITALIAN GIRL, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: DID THEY, WHEN THEY
MET HER --
>> SHE WAS IN HER 70s.
>> Jimmy: THEY DECIDED TO WRITE
A PART FOR LOUIE'S MOM?
>> THEY WERE GOING TO DO LOUIE'S
MOTHER, AND THEY SAID WOULD I,
AND I SAID I'M NOT GOING TO CALL
HER AND ASK HER.
YOU DO IT.
SO THEY DID IT.
AND THEY'RE ON THE PHONE WITH
HER, THEY HAD HER ON THE
SPEAKERPHONE, AND I'M SITTING
AROUND THE OFFICE AND ALL THE
PRODUCERS ARE THERE AND
EVERYTHING, AND THEY GO MS.
DEVITO, AND THEY TELL HER THE
STORY, THEY WANT HER TO PLAY
LOUIE'S MOM, RIGHT?
AND THEY SAID WE WON'T WRITE A
LOT OF LINES FOR YOU AND
EVERYTHING.
IT'S KIND OF A SIGHT THING.
AND SHE SAID, I COULD DO DIALOG!
>> Jimmy: REALLY.
>> ALL SHE WANTED LIKE IN THE
WRITER, IN THE THING, THE PERKS
THAT YOU GET, THEY WERE GOING TO
PAY, SHE WANTED HER STORIES ON
THE TELEVISION, IN HER DRESSING
ROOM.
SHE HAD TO SEE THE SOAP OPERAS.
SHE DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE TRACK OF
THE SOAP OPERAS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GET BEHIND.
>> I WANT THAT AND A BOTTLE OF
BLACKBERRY BRANDY.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?
WOW.
>> YEAH.
THAT WAS HER DEMANDS.
PARAMOUNT FORKED OVER, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: AND HERE WE ARE IN
2019.
YOU'VE GOT A SHOW THAT'S BEEN ON
FOR 14 SEASONS.
>>> CLAMS YOU BAKE, CLAMS, YOU
FRY.
BOIL THEM IN [ BLEEP ] FOR AN
HOUR.
THERE'S A MILLION WAYS YOU CAN
PREPARE A CLAM.
MAKE THE WORLD YOUR CLAM!
JUST SOUNDS BETTER.
>> AND THAT, I BELIEVE, IS THE
REASON FOR ALL THIS TOXIC
MASCULINITY, WOULD YOU AGREE?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> EVERYTHING YOU WERE SAYING,
WE WERE TOTALLY LISTENING.
THAT'S TOTALLY TRUE.
>> OKAY.
COOL.
>> Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN
PHILADELPHIA.
VERY FUNNY SHOW.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THIS IS THE 14th SEASON.
THIS IS REALLY A CRAZY THING.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOW TIED WITH
OZZY AND HARRIET FOR THE
LONGEST-RUNNING, LIVE ACTION
SITCOM OF ALL TIME.
>> ISN'T THAT WILD?
>> Jimmy: OZZY AND HARRIET.
>> THEY'RE SIMILAR SHOWS.
THE SAME AS OURS EXCEPT IF YOU
TAKE ACID AND LAY IN THE BOTTOM
OF THE SWIMMING POOL FOR AN
HOUR.
>> Jimmy: THE SEQUEL TO JUMANJI
IS COMING OUT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S INTERESTING IS
THAT, AND IT'S COMPLICATED HOW
IT HAPPENS, BUT BASICALLY, THE
ROCK, YOU INHABIT THE ROCK'S
BODY, YES?
>> YEAH, WHAT HAPPENS IS THEY
HAVE THE MACHINE, YOU KNOW, YOU
GO INTO THE THING.
AND I'M IN THE HOUSE.
I PLAY THE KID'S GRANDFATHER.
I GOT A BAD LEG, AND I'M LIKE IN
THE HOUSE.
I'M, AND THE MACHINE HAPPENS,
AND THEY ALL GO IN.
AND THE ROCK.
IN THE VIDEO GAME.
AND THE ROCK BECOMES ME, SO HE'S
GOT TO ACT LIKE ME, SO YOU GOT
THE BIG ROCK, RIGHT?
GIANT ROCK, AND HE'S DOING STUFF
LIKE I DO, LIKE THIS.
SO, YOU KNOW.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
HE'S REALLY, HE'S TERRIFIC.
THE WHOLE CAST, EVERYBODY.
>> Jimmy: DID HE STUDY YOU?
>> WE HUNG OUT A LITTLE BIT.
WE READ THE LINES A LITTLE BIT.
WE DID THE STUFF.
I MEAN, WELL, YOU COULD DO IT.
>> Jimmy: EVERYBODY DOES A
LITTLE.
>> YOU WANT TO DO ME?
YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?
>> Jimmy: YOU DO ME, I DO YOU.
>> JUST A SECOND, WE HAVE JIMMY
KIMMEL HERE AS DANNY DEVITO.
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I'LL TRY TO DO THIS AS
YOU.
WE FOUND A VIDEO ONLINE.
>> RIGHT, YOU DID?
>> Jimmy: THIS VIDEO.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND THIS GUY MADE A
MASK.
A GUY MADE A MASK.
>> WHO MADE A MASK?
>> Jimmy: HYPERFLESH IS THE NAME
OF THE COMPANY.
>> THAT SOUNDS SEXY, HYPERFLESH.
>> HOLY!
[ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ], WHAT THE!
OH, MY GOD!
>> Jimmy: PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?
AND LOOK AT THIS THING.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> [ BLEEP ], OH, MY GOD, MAN.
OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS LIKE HOLY [ BLEEP ].
THIS IS THE TELEVISION SEQUEL TO
"TW
"TWINS."
OH, MAN, YOU LOOK GREAT.
OH, MAN, GIVE ME A HUG MAN, GIVE
ME A HUG.
OH, MAN.
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT, DANNY
DEVITO AND DANNY DEVITO.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
SEASON 14 ON FXX.