HANDSHAKETOS
Let me move on to some rather serious matters
and that's Donald Trump
shaking hands with Emmanuel Macron
HANDSHAKETOS
And this is a handshake that will shake the world
instead of just other hands
that handshake between Macron and Trump
Macron said "yeah, I was sending a message"
Their greeting could be described as
"Screw you" in handshake form
I will withdraw
from the Paris Climate Accord
Europe, Asia
should not have more
We'll be the cleanest, cleanest air
cleanest water
cleanest here, cleanest there
Europe, Asia, Asia Asia, Europe
Asia, Asia, Asia Asia Europe
Climate change is one of the major issues
I wish to tell the United States, France believes in you
The world believes in you
American friends
make our planet great again
I'm very proud of people voting for hope
The prime minister lost votes, that's enough to go
We look ahead and see what the results will be
I know the country needs me
You're big, you're strong
Why didn't you say "Mr. President, this is wrong"
I was so stunned, by the conversation
I was fired because of the Russian Investigation
Son, it never occurred with either Bush or Obama
I had never experienced drama, no drama
Lordy, lordy I hope there are tapes
I was alone with The President of The United States
Trump chose to defame me and the FBI
Those were lies, but the FBI will be fine
will be fine, the FBI will be fine
The President of the United States said, we had that thing
I'd like to know what the hell that 'thing' is
He was asking for something, and i was refusing to give it
this confused me
this didn't improve the relationship
the shifting explanation-ship
and he hoped i would stay longer, said can you come over for dinner
and i said yes sir
maybe other people would be stronger
i would think it would intensely arouse me
uh
arouse my curiosity
why do you think, it is a good idea
to give 3 Trillion dollars in tax breaks
To the top 1%
because ordinary people are paying more
No, ordinary people do not have a wealth of $128 Billion
Yes! most of my friends and I only have a few million
*gasp* I'm so sorry you're going through a tough time!
Do you wanna crash on my yacht?
Oh, that would be great.
Answer the question!
Why the rich are becoming much richer
Like the Walton Family
One guy there owns four Ferraris and one Maserati
Four Ferraris and One Maserati
Why does a billionaire get a tax break
On four Ferraris and One Maserati
WHEW!
Maserati, Ferrari
Ferrari, Maserati
Maserati Ferrari
More income inequality
Like Robin Hood if Robin Hood was robbin' some peasants
Just to give King John some Gucci as a present
Like the hunger games if President Snow hires Katniss
To go to District 12 and raise Peeta's taxes
Like Batman if he told the City Council he'd save
All of Gotham by lowering the minimum wage!
I'm late to the party but I dreamed the beat was dope, though
Let's get it started again, and one two three go!
Why you gonna throw seniors off Meals and Wheels baby
Why you gonna throw children off Medicaid, baby?
Why you gonna throw women and babies off W.I.C. baby?
Then give a billionaire a massive tax break, baby?
We don't cut Medicaid - No
Meals on Wheels is not reduced - Not true
There's a small reduction - Not true
The rich are becoming much richer, they get a tax break
On four Ferraris and One Maserati
Maserati Ferrari
Ferrari Maserati
Maserati Ferrari
More income inequality
Like Oliver Twist if Fagan was the good guy
He's a job creator and no orphans die OH
Maserati Ferrari
Ferrari Maserati
Maserati Ferrari
American friends
Maserati Ferrari
I hope there are tapes
Maserati Ferrari
Asia Europe
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