Jon: Please don't try this at home.
Riley: You could get seriously injured, or even worse...
Jory: You'll be dead!
Jory: Hello, and welcome to...
Jory and Riley: ..."Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
I'm your host, Jory Caron.
I'm your sidekick, Riley McIlwain.
Jory: Today, once again, we will be microwaving...
Jory: ...an air bag!
Riley: Again?!
Jory: Yeah!
Riley: Didn't it almost KILL you last time in our most-viewed video?!
Jory: Well, that's why I want round 2, you know? Because I didn't think I had a fair shot last time!
Riley: Well, I mean, it shot at YOU! But, I don't know, the horn doesn't work, though.
Jory: Oh, that's 'cause you have to punch it!
Riley: Well, just punch it!
*theme song plays*
Jory: It smells like victory!
Jory: All hands to the deck!
Jory: Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Jory and Jon: WHOA!
Jory: You got that on camera, right?
Riley: I don't trust this bitch!
Jon: Are you out of your mind?!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Riley: You TOTALLY could have died!
Riley: The tin foil shield- it actually worked!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Riley and Playlist Live crowd: 3.5!
Jon: YEAH!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Jory: Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory...
Riley: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! We're not IN the Jory Caron Laboratory, bro!
Jory: That's right! We're in the Jory Caron Field...
Jory and Riley: ...of Destruction!
Riley: Two-point-oh!
Jory: (fake coughs) Jon's backyard!
Riley: Yeah!
Jory: Safety is one of those things that we've kind of taken into consideration, as of recently, when we did the air bag thing and, you know, THIS happened...
Jon: Get outta there!
*Riley struggles to get door closed*
*Lexus air bag explodes in Summer*
Riley: Oh, my God!
Jory: OH-HO-HO-HO!
Riley: It broke the window! It broke... (laughs hysterically)
Jon: Turn the light on, turn the light on!
Jory: I TOLD you! I TOLD you!
Riley: Oh, my God!
Jory: Because of that danger, we don't really feel like we can put Rapunzel into harm's way.
Riley: No!
Jory: We're going to, uh, let a more seasoned microwave take that honor.
Riley: What's her name, Jory? What's her name? Tell me her name!
Jory: This sexy cougar's name is Beth!
Riley: Beth? (makes sexy purr)
Jory: Yeah, she may be way too old to even be a cougar, but, you know, she has money. Sugar mama!
Riley: So, we're gonna open up Beth.
Jory: Oh, yeah! There was actually mold inside of there!
Riley: Nice!
Jory: Yeah!
Riley: Oh, yeah! Look at that! That's... great...
Jory: Yeah!
Riley: So, in goes the deadly air bag, which will most likely kill Beth this time!
Riley: How long should we put it in there for? Let's turn it to, uh, what? Ten minutes, maybe?
Jon: It's not plugged in, right?
Jory: No!
Riley: I hope not!
Jon: We're gonna plug that in from a distance, so you don't have to be near it!
Jory: Yeah, yeah!
Riley: (to Jory) Great, 'cause there's no way you could make it from there to up there!
Jory: Well, I could, but, you know, a slower man probably couldn't.
Jory: Jon- Jon couldn't! (laughs)
Riley: That's what you're implying!
*car horn honks*
Jory: This microwave has a turn dial. All you have to do is plug it in, and it starts going. Kind of like, you know, your mother!
Jon: Alright, so now that we're at a safe distance, guys...
Jory: 3... 2... 1...
*Hyundai air bag explodes inside Beth/Miss Havisham*
Jory and Jon: WHOA!
*Riley laughs nervously*
Ryan: That did NOT take long!
Jory: (to Riley) Okay, unplug it.
*air bag explodes*
Jory and Jon: WHOA!
*air bag explodes*
Jory and Jon: WHOA!
Jon: That was exciting!
Ryan: That was almost as fast as Jory in bed!
*Jon chuckles*
Riley: The whole front panel- off!
Jory: Here, I'll wade in the water!
Jory: (singing) Wade in the water!
Jon: It wasn't actually that loud, but, uh, we got it good!
Riley: Holy [beep]!
Jory: Jon, part of the door, and it's definitely broken!
Jon: Nice!
Riley: I found the dial!
Jon: Wow! That's over there, huh?
Jory: So, do you wanna try and rebuild it?
Riley: (reading off dial) February 1988!
Jory: (laughs) That's, like, as old as I am!
Jory: It's definitely more robust than the other microwave. This one only has just a little bit of denting.
Jory: Oh, and the bottom part blew out.
Riley: Oh, great!
Jory: Yeah! I love how we can just plug this back in! Do you think it'll work?
Riley: No, I don't!
Jory: We should... Well, we should at least find out!
Ryan: Oh, it IS a terrible smell!
Jon: Alright, guys, so now that we've microwaved an air bag again, and this time, perhaps, in a safer environment, what is the verdict?
Jory: Um, it was way more interesting when we almost died!
Riley: Well, we could actually watch it this time, you know what I mean?
Jon: But this time, was it more enjoyable? Was there less fear involved?
Jory and Riley: No!
Jory: 'Cause I wasn't really worried last time, because I'm stupid!
Jon: Yeah, that's a good point!
Riley: I just feel like we could actually enjoy it more.
Jory: Okay, now it is...
*Beth/Miss Havisham's dial bell dings*
Jory: Okay!
*all laugh*
Jory: Well, that about says it right there! We should at least see if we can, like, turn it on again.
Jory: Oh, there we go!
*Jory pounds door frame back into place*
*Jory pounds actual door back into place*
Riley: Fixed!
Jory: So, you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave an air bag under safer conditions?
Jory: For you? No. For me? [Beep], yeah!
Jory: This is America! You may not live in America, but, if you don't, move to America! It's a nice place!
Jon: We sure as [beep] do! God bless the Granite State, am I right?
Jory: We do stuff the RIGHT way, like blowing up air bags. And it's ALWAYS a great idea!
Jon: Right before we started filming, my neighbor came over. He was, like, "What are you guys doing?" I'm, like, "Blowing up a microwave!"
Jon: He's, like, "Alright!"
Jory: "Alright!"
Jon: "That's New Hampshire for you!"
Jory: "Well, live free!"
Jon: "Alright, alright, great! So, have a good afternoon!"
Jory: There's pretty much nothing else you can say after blowing up a microwave, other than, you know, giving it some taxi money and saying, "Get outta here!"
Jory: After you blow a microwave up, you should do that!
Riley: That's about all the time we have for...
*Jory and Jon laugh*
Jory: ..."Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I was your host in this episode, Jory Caron.
And I'm, as always, the sidekick, Riley McIlwain.
*end credits play*
*funeral montage music plays*
Jory: This sexy cougar's name is Beth!
Riley: Beth? (makes sexy purr)
Jory: Yeah, she may be way too old to even be a cougar, but, you know, she has money!
*funeral montage music ends*
Jory: Oh, that's 'cause you have to punch it!
Riley: Well, just punch it!
Jory: Boop-a-dee-boop!
*Jory air kisses Riley*
Riley: Boop!
*Click on episode #44 to find out why Diane is dirtier than a Mexican hooker!*