- I'm like thinking really hard,
'cause I do not wanna lose to Ed, okay?
And I wanna go on Discord and tell all of his friends,
like, I beat Ed at a challenge! - Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.
- (PvF) So we brought you here,
'cause we heard you're big fast food fans.
- Yes! - Oh hell yes!
- I'm not gonna lie, it's a guilty pleasure.
- (PvF) Well, we're gonna see how well you can guess your fast foods.
- Okay. - (PvF) Blended.
- Oh! - Oh my God!
- That is disgusting! - No!
- No, honestly, I'm intrigued. Bring it on, let's do it.
- Yeah, I might...
- I feel like I'm gonna do pretty well.
- I am not a baby! I can eat solid foods!
- (PvF) There are seven rounds.
You'll be awarded one point if you can guess the food,
and two if you can also guess the fast food chain.
- Oh.
- I'm gonna cry.
- The only thing that's keeping me going right now
is the fact that I am competitive.
- Ugh, that looks disgusting.
- (PvF) Here you go.
- Oh God.
- (PvF) Alright, here is round one.
- It doesn't smell like fast food, it just smells gross.
- No, I have an idea what this one is.
- I know this smell.
- Oh, I know what this is.
- I already know what it is too. - I'm gonna give it a taste,
'cause I don't care.
- I'm gonna close my eyes, it's better if you close your eyes.
(Ed gags)
- Ugh, Nicole.
- It just tastes like bread. How do you know what this is?
- I wish there was alcohol in this.
- Ugh!
- I am not happy. (laughs)
- But the taste is kinda broad,
so I feel like it could be any of the chains.
- Oh my God, I don't want it in my mouth any more.
I don't like it in this consistency.
- One, two, three.
- McDonald's? Oh, it is McDonald's fries.
It is definitely McDonald's fries.
- (PvF) Easily the best thing on the McDonald's menu,
are their French fries! - Yes!
- Yes! - Yes, yeah!
Oh sorry. - Let me take that back!
I don't want your fist bump!
- Brilliant! That one was pretty easy.
- Yeah, that was pretty easy.
- I'm literally so concerned for myself that I knew that.
- McDonald's French fries are one of my favorite things,
and then you did that.
- Oh, thank you. (wretches) Nicole.
- That is a color. - Oh, that's puke.
- Oh my gosh, that smells awful.
- (PvF) You ready to spice things up a little?
- This is puke, you're serving us puke.
- This is Taco Bell. (laughs)
- (both) Cheers. - I don't know what this is.
- (both) Cheers. - Close your eyes.
(George gags)
- (Jay) Mmm.
- Everything in Taco Bell tastes the [censored] same.
- (PvF) Language. - So, I don't, oop!
- (PvF) Are you not enjoying this challenge?
- We're totally enjoying it, Nicole.
- It's actually not that bad. Not gonna lie.
- (whispers) Nicole.
The fact that I know this is foul.
- The smell, I wasn't sure, but after I tasted it,
I'm like, I've tasted this before. - It has the distinct flavor.
- I'm so mad at myself. Can I cheat?
- Yeah, sure.
- You're wrong, bro. - I am?
- Yes. - That's okay.
- Alright, you ready?
- Taco Bell Doritos Locos Crunchy Taco.
- Taco Bell tacos.
- (PvF) Well, it was actually the Taco Bell crispy taco supreme
(record scratches) with Fire sauce.
- Damn!
- Oh, it's the fire sauce, okay.
Like for a second, I hinted a little bit.
I thought it might have been the Dorito one.
- Woo!
- I mean, it's not great. - No.
- But it's not bad.
- No, I'm on the verge of throwing up right now.
- And my hand is like shaking, 'cause I do not wanna drink this.
- The colors don't look awful.
- (growls) The color is just not pleasant.
- Yeah, oh, this one's thick.
- (PvF) This item is the most popular thing on their menu,
with one being sold every 1.13 seconds.
- Oh, this is gross. Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Oh no! (both laugh)
- Oh snaps, schnikity snaps. - Mm-mm, ick.
- I know what that is.
- Okay, first of all, that does not taste good.
- I think I know what it is though already.
- Oh. - This is really nasty.
(Carlos laughs)
- This tastes like my childhood, which makes me unhappy.
(laughs)
- I'm a freak, 'cause I am sippin' on this like...
- I'm trying to think of the name. - Daddy, chill.
- Okay, alright. (laughs)
- 'Cause I'm an artist. - One, two, three.
- Carl's Jr. Western.
- (PvF) Char-broiled all-beef patty, two strips of bacon,
melted American cheese, crispy onion rings,
and tangy barbecue sauce on a seeded bun blended
is still Carl's Jr's western bacon cheeseburger.
- Oh, it's Carl's Jr. - Oh, dang it!
- (PvF) Carl's Jr. Western bacon cheeseburger.
- Ugh! - Carl's Jr.
- I knew it. (laughs) - Oh my God!
- So you said it's Carl's Jr. right?
Do you know what CJ stands for?
CJ stands for Carlos Jr. - (laughs) It does.
- I hate this. (laughs) - Same.
- I'm not gonna lie.
Everything is kinda good except for those French fries.
- (PvF) Next up is a cacophony of flavors
that just might work as a smoothie, maybe?
- Mm, none of these work as a smoothie.
- Cacophony?
Anything that has the word coffin in it can't be good.
- It doesn't even look like a nice healthy one too.
It just looks like fat.
- (gasps) Eh. - Oh, I don't like the consistency.
It's like watery and thick at the same time.
(George wretches)
- I think I know which one this is just off of the smell.
- You like how it jiggles? - Cheers, uh yeah.
It's alive!
- This one looks like mashed potatoes.
- Smell.
- What the [censored] was that? (Kenneth coughs)
- Turned into my dog. - (wretches) Nicole!
- Ah [censored]. (Carlos laughs)
I don't think this is even a fast food place.
- (PvF) Language! - Damn it.
- This one's gross, but I'm gonna go back in
just for another... (Jay laughs)
- I'm gonna smell it again unfortunately.
- That is straight vomit!
- (PvF) The recipe is still a secret.
(George screams) - Come on.
- I mean, it's not that bad,
but just, it's just the texture that's throwing me off.
- Am I sick for really, really, liking this?
- (coughs) Oh no, I'm crying!
- This one is actually not that bad,
it's just, you have to think of it being like cold.
- I know I got this one right. - He probably got this one.
I think he's gonna take the lead here.
- This is ruining all the fast food places for me.
- Ta-dah!
- One, KFC original seasoning.
- Ugh! - I got it right?
- No, it makes sense now.
I don't know why I wrote Boston Market.
- I... (laughs)
- (PvF) You know what? I will give it to you guys.
It is KFC's famous bowl.
- No, that's it, I'm right!
- (PvF) So I will give you a point for KFC, it is the famous bowl.
- Oh.
- (PvF) Their bowl is mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, and their fried chicken.
- Mm-hmm. - Yep, so...
- (PvF) I'm giving you no points Ed, because you wrote turkey.
If you had written chicken, I would've given it to you.
- Yeah.
- (PvF) Maybe I'll give you a half point.
- Okay. (laughs)
- I think honestly, you guys just unlocked KFC.
They need to blend that up, throw this on top of the bowl.
- That was absolutely disgusting.
I never wanna participate in that specifically ever again.
- Ooh, this one looks like fun.
- Really. - Why is that so orange?
- Oh no.
- Oh, I don't like this one.
- (PvF) Round five brings us one step closer to the end.
- I just had this yesterday.
- Alright, cheers. - Okay, cheers.
- Oh, I think I know what it is.
I just don't know where it could be from, I know what it is.
- What is this? - This one is really hard.
- Am I okay, why do I not know what this is?
- This one is severely obvious.
- This is nasty. Oh shoot.
- This one, also not terrible.
- I'm like thinking really hard,
'cause I do not wanna lose to Ed, okay?
And I wanna go on Discord and tell all of his friends,
like I beat Ed at a challenge! - Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.
- You're right, bro. - You know?
- I just cheated, and you're right.
- (PvF) There's a rat in New York who would love this.
- (gasps) Oh! - Yeah.
- Oh [censored], I think I got it right.
(both laugh)
- Whoa, yes, yes, yeah!
- (PvF) You guys both get a point for pizza...
- It's Domino's. - It's Domino's though?
- I told you, I told you! - Ah!
- (PvF) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles approved,
we have pepperoni pizza from Domino's.
- Ah, well we got half of it right. - Darn it!
- (PvF) Domino's.
- Oh shoot! - I knew it!
- Pizza Hut pizza doesn't have this color.
- I just put my favorite pizza place down,
I didn't know it was gonna be right.
- Kids, don't cheat off somebody's paper.
Go with what you thought it was gonna be.
- Is that a latte? (laughs)
- Oh my God.
- Oh, it's just a pina colada. - Is this a cheat code for babies?
- Ugh, it's not a pina colada.
- (PvF) Alright, two more rounds left. Ready to try this next one?
This fast food chain was founded in 1921 in Wichita,
however today, none of these chains can be found anywhere in Kansas,
or California.
- Okay, I actually just had like a baby barf.
(Kenneth laughs)
- This smells the worst out of all of them so far.
- Ugh, this is definitely, it looks the worst too.
- Cheers! - Cheers.
- Cheers, cheers mate.
- Oh God.
- My stomach right now is unhappy,
'cause it's like all of the drinks we've had
is blended in my stomach.
- I look like my dog every time he see's something he does this.
- Ugh, what is this?
- I think these started in Wichita.
- I know this one, I think I got it.
- Oh, that's what my cat's litter box smells like.
(Kenneth laughs)
- Now that I had a chunk from the bottom of the cup,
I know what this is. - Ew!
- I spelled burger right, right? Okay. (laughs)
- (whispers) Is there an H?
- What are you trying to spell? (Sabrina laughs)
- One, two, tree. - Boom!
- (PvF) So if you were thinking Harold and Kumar Go To...
(bell rings) - White Castle.
- (PvF) You were right!
- Yeah, White Castle! - White Castle!
- Hey, we both got it right!
- Oh my gosh. - Yeah!
- White Castle, if you're watching this,
can you please open one in L.A.,
like, we've been wanting one for a while now.
- Oh God, this one is chunky.
- This smells weird.
- (PvF) For our last round,
we thought we'd end potentially on a treat.
- Oh cheers, this one smells... Oh, I think maybe I know what it is?
- Okay, here we go, cheers.
- (PvF) And I will give you, there are two things in this one.
- I know what it is!
- Oh, whoa, that smells good though. That smells really good.
- The frak?
- I do know what it is, but I didn't know it was,
wow, okay, but I was gonna say that anyway!
I'm not gonna lie. - Nicole, I can't even deal with him!
He gets to cheat on me,
he's gonna beat up the bullies during recess for me, okay?
- Exactly.
- Yo, this is, yo.
- (laughs) Please stop, for the love of God.
- This is so good!
- Oh! - I think I got it.
- I don't know what this is, but this is so good!
- You're gonna make me vomit like by association.
- I would drink yours. (laughs)
- I already wrote it, what are you covering?
- No! (laughs)
You can still change your answer, [censored].
(laughs) Okay. - (PvF) Language!
- Oh sorry, sorry, I'm sorry!
- Oh my God! - That is really good!
- Stop!
- Homer Simpson.
- Alright.
Donuts and coffee.
- (PvF) A box of Joe, and a dozen donuts to go
from Dunkin's was the perfect fuel for late night study sessions.
- Yes, I knew it, I could taste it! - D'oh!
- Ah! - Darn it!
- I count, you lost bro!
I'm having such a good day today. (Ed laughs)
- (PvF) Jay, you tied for today's win, congratulations.
- Woo!
- (PvF) Carlos, you have tied for our win today.
- Yay! - (PvF) Congratulations!
- Yeah! (both clapping)
- I will say, okay, I lost this one, so good game.
- Oh wow!
- Thank you guys so much for watching.
- What did you guys think of this terrible smoothie food challenge?
Did you like it?
- Let us know, and let us know what else we should try.
- Not blended.
- Make sure to like and subscribe to People Vs Food
for more tasty content.
- Bye guys! - Peace!
- (both) Bye!
(Ed wretches) (Carlos laughs)