♪ (ragtime music) ♪
♪ (Pretty Ricky, "Grind on Me") ♪ - ♪ Baby, grind on me ♪
♪ Relax your mind and take your time... ♪
(chuckles in disbelief) ♪ Baby, grind on me ♪
♪ Relax your mind ♪ - That's disgusting.
♪ Grind on Me ♪
- What are they doing?
Are they doing what I think they're doing?
- They're all doing the same...
bump and grind thing.
(chuckles) - ♪ Baby, grind with me ♪
♪ Relax your mind, Take your time with me ♪
- Am I supposed to get excited or turned on by this?
- I like what I see so far!
♪ (SoMo, "Ride") ♪ -♪ I'm gon' ride, I'm gon' ride ♪
- Well, that was a little more undulating...
- Is this rug effing or something?
- And they were bitching about Miley Cyrus!
What the hell is this?
- Got his hat on, as usual, backwards.
They forget that that's a sun visor.
- Oh my, I thought he was wearing nothing for a minute.
I was getting excited. (chuckles)
- Ha ha ha. Get outta here. - ♪ Baby, grind on me ♪
- ♪ (soulful vocalizing) ♪ - Okay. Oh! Better!
Oh, I like that.
(perturbed) There they go!
♪ (soulful vocalizing) ♪
♪ Baby, grind on me ♪
- Is this supposed to be attractive?
- That's uh... quite a little circle thing, huh? (cracks up)
♪ (soulful vocalizing) ♪
♪ Baby, grind on me ♪ - (laughs breathlessly)
The dog-- (splutters and cracks up)
♪ Baby, grind on me ♪
♪ Relax your mind ♪-- - (laughs) Yes, thank you!
- Looking at her watch. When you gonna finish?
(laughs)
- Well, that's as close to pornography as you people have ever got! (laughs)
- I'm not a girl, you guys! I'm a grandma!
(laughs) We're not supposed to think about little boys like that!
That's not good!
(movie reel clicks)
- (Finebros) What exactly were the guys doing?
- Well, they certainly weren't doing push ups.
- It pretty much simulated the sex act.
- It did look like they were fornicating the floor.
I don't know why.
I didn't see anyone on the floor.
- They were waving up and down like somebody was underneath them
and they were, let me see, the proper word-- humping.
- (Finebros) How'd you like us making you
watch a bunch of guys hump the floor?
- I can't stand up right now.
(Finebros pounds table and laughs)
- Pretty gross.
- I didn't really like it.
Young kids are gonna see this and it's not good for them to see that.
- I'm so tired of the females twerking,
that I think I was happy to watch the males.
- Could have done without it! (laughs boisterously)
Could have gone all day without seeing that!
- (Finebros) How did it make you feel when you were watching it?
- Well, I was laughing all through it!
- It makes me angry and sad.
- Kind of embarrassed 'cause it's like--
I mean, even if that was older guys doing it,
it's just like, "What is this?!"
- Some of them were really cute.
Some looked very foolish!
- I was taking notes so I can learn from young guys how to hump.
It's been so long and I've forgot!
- If some guy hopped into bed and those were his moves,
he'd be laughed out of the bedroom!
- (Finebros) If you were younger, would you find these guys
more attractive because they made this video?
- No.
- There's no way I want to get around a guy like that
'cause I know there's only one thing he wants to do to me.
- When I was younger, I would have been so embarrassed.
I would have gone hide somewhere!
- Yeah, I guess so. It would show that they payed attention
to their bodies and worked out.
- (Finebros) Why do you think they made these videos?
- Do you know what the acronym BTFOM means?
Beats the [bleep] out of me.
- Maybe somebody paid them.
- They got something wrong with their character. I'll put it that way.
- I think that they were making them for you,
so that you'd throw them at me!
- Something had to be promoting it.
It doesn't just happen.
- Is there a movie that came out that shows this?
Is there a book that came out that show--
I don't know why they would.
Or maybe they're all lonely, they have no girls.
(laughing) So they have to do it by themselves?
- (Finebros) Would you ever shoot a video like this and put it online?
- No. I don't think I'm physically capable of doing that.
- My days of shirtless wonder are long gone.
- I would never shoot a video like that and put it online.
- No.
- On my upbringing, we're not allowed that.
- I might for a hoot!
- Probably when I was young, dumb, and really stupid dumb!
- Absolutely not, no. No, no, no, no, no.
- (Finebros) Why?! - No, no, no.
- (Finebros) Why not?
- Because I'm a lady.
- (Finebros) If you had kids or grandkids that were doing this,
what do you think you would say to them? - I'd smack 'em silly!
- I think it would be funny.
(laughs) I think it would be funny.
- I think I would've said I was unaware
that he'd been taking gymnastics classes! (laughs)
- I would say, "Well, close the door and be private." (laughs)
Same thing I said when other things happened when they were little.
- (Finebros) So where do you think all these videos came from?
What website or app? - I have no idea.
- All I can think of is YouTube.
- (laughing) The hump website?
- RunEffing.com. (laughs)
- (Finebros) They actually come from an app called Vine,
which is a video app that allows you to film and upload
six seconds of video only.
And people on Vine have millions of followers
that like to watch their six second videos.
What do you think about that? - I fear for the future of humanity.
- Wow, you gotta be quick, huh? Get your point across fast.
- The world's moving waaay faster than I ever thought it would!
- Everything today amongst younger people, which I'm not,
is quick, quick, quick, quick.
- I don't think it's a bad thing.
What I have trouble with is the degenerate nature of what I've seen.
I'm sure that those six second Vine videos
probably have some really lovely ones too.
- (Finebros) Someone did this and originally called it Grind On Me.
- Grind! (laughing) There it is.
- (Finebros) And made that video with that song.
Other people saw it and said, "Ah! I'm gonna do that too!"
Call it Grind On Me, use the same song." All of a sudden, it's a fad
and tons of people are doing it. Why would this become a fad?
- If I'd answer that question, I'd be a billionaire.
- Preoccupation with sex.
- Birds of a feather.
They're gonna follow each other like that.
- I think all the workout that people are doing
to build their bodies think this is a good opportunity
for them to show it off.
- They're totally spoofing it, and yet showing off
the fact that they're pretty athletic.
- I can see it's just for fun,
but I can also see it's, you know, what you're doing is what you're doing.
Even if it's for fun, you're still humping the floor!
- (Finebros) Well, how does it make you feel that a six second video
of guys humping is one of the most popular things
right now on the internet? - Well, we live in a very sick world now.
- It's kinda sad. Why don't they go into their bedrooms
and find somebody to do it with, rather than humping in front of a video?
- (Finebros) What are your final thoughts you want to say to the world
out there about the fact that Grind on Me has become popular?
- We're going to hell in a basket.
- Don't use technology to be a degenerate.
- Go find a real floor! You know, one that walks and talks!
- Think of something even prettier and more creative
for your Vines and I'll watch them.
- Kids, come on. You're better than that.
You're more smarter, you're creative, you have all this technology
to work with... and you're humping rugs?
I mean, come on.
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- I wish you farewell, au revior, sayanara.
- Goodbye! I have to go home and practice my humping!
♪ (ragtime music) ♪