No, no, no. The sour apple!
- We're being robbed again. - No, the cream one.
- But he's almost done. - No, the other cream one.
Do we have any cereal at home?
Who wants a lime-flavored bubble gum burner phone?
You gotta stop playing video games when I chat.
Can you pay attention to me, please?
One of the reasons I rob people is for the connection
and I feel like you're not even hearing me right now.
Hey, look, it's your old pal Jeff.
Yeah, cool. Let's just hurry this up.
Oh, man, I'm so excited.
[music playing]
[muffled shouting]
Put the balls in the bag.
I'm putting!
Oh, this day is the worst!
Okay, we might need to take the L on this one.
Which is what I would say if we didn't have
a secret weapon about to bust through that window.
AWOL, now!
[screaming]
[music playing]
One Waldorf salad
and one Junior Enchanted Happy Box.
Sorry, sweetie.
We're out of the King Cupcake Happy Box toy.
I got the salad.
And I'm not your sweetie, Ned.
[laughing]
We're out of King Cupcake.
Of course.
I've got three Princess Pizzas and no King Cupcakes.
How am I supposed to collect all four
if you never have any King Cupcakes?
I don't know.
Well, thanks a lot, Ned.
You said you packed it.
I never said that.
Hi, I got your blended cheeseburger,
blended Thanksgiving dinner,
and an entire blended chocolate cake.
[both] Thank you.
Oh, and this is spicy milk to wash it down.
- Okay. Thank you very much. - No worries.
You want a lil' sip of chocolate cake?
Hey, don't let him drink his chocolate cake
until he drinks all of his cheeseburger.
- He's had a long day. - I've had a long day.
Oh, let's make it about you!
Oh, it's never about me!
Will you just-- Oh, great!
[music playing]
Captain Man! Welcome to my--
Save it, Time Jerker.
Oh, I actually just go by Tim Jerkowski now.
Well, it's Tim for you to get out of my head, pal.
My brain is my own.
Okay, I don't know what you've heard, but I--
You've got one chance to come clean.
And I suggest you take it.
Come clean about what?
Wrong answer! Light him up.
Why? Why would we have a hammer?
If we did have a hammer why would we give it to you, Jeff?
And why would you try to rob a blood bank?
Because banks have money!
Look at the size of this safe here!
That's not a safe, that's refrigerator.
And it opens...
by pulling the lever.
But the sign, it says "bank", and banks...
- they... they have money... - Hey, dude!
Okay.
And here's your unitard for your dog.
Oh!
Thank you so much!
I'm surprising him tonight!
And please accept this free tube of Frittles!
And don't forget to go online and vote red on Tuesday!
I sure will. Thank you.
Oh, you feel that? You feel that warm bread?
- This is how bread should feel. - Right?
- Okay, ready? - Yeah.
[both] Ah...!
How can you not have any planes?
The name of your company is Planes-A-Plenty
and your slogan is
"We always have planes available."
I'm so sorry.
It's pilot school graduation.
All the students are celebrating one night in the sky.
Well, I guess you'll just have to give up.
Take us home and buy us ice creams on the way.
You see The Spoiler?
No, not yet.
Red Skynaut.
You are the sworn enemy of Mento.
Sorry we don't speak nerd.
Tranya!
You have insulted my tribe.
Now taste the tassel of Tinklon.
You're on.
Go show your friends.
Yeah, those are Skinny Jean.
I think they could be tighter.
And lasagna for the young lady.
Oh, my God. It smells so good.
[sniffing]
Yeah! I smell that!
And, um, are you sure you want your steak raw?
Yeah, man. Just set it down. Yeah.
Then I drop in from the ceiling like "bam"!
And land right on Rick Twitler.
And he's all, "Owie!"
And I was like, "Sorry to drop in like this."
And everyone was like,
"That was a totally sick entrance line, bro."
And I was like, "I know."
Come on, bro, open up that cash register.
I'm going as fast as I can, boss.
And hey, give me that pretty lavender bottle.
'Cause it matches my motorcycle helmet.
Excuse me.
What the?
Captain Man!
I hope you're planning to pay for that lavender bottle.
And I hope that, too.
Bon appétit.
I need help! Somebody help me!
I need help!
Help!
What can I do for you, sir?
I've been maced six different times
at four different restaurants.
I can't get this stuff out of my eyes!
I can't understand why moms are so protective
of their stupid children!
Sir, it's just 4 dollars.
Wrong! It's 4 dollars and 17 cents!
Now give me my refund!
I can't violate store policy.
Then I'm going to have to break everything in this store,
starting with your face!
That's also against store policy!
[screaming]
♪ Can't get enough of you ♪
♪ So let met see What you can do ♪
♪ Show me what you got Show me what you got ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't Get enough of you ♪
♪ So let me see What you can do ♪
Come on, man. Hurry it up.
Look, why don't you just steal my money
and then you can go get your glasses made
wherever you want?
[Henry clears his throat]
"I" don't think so, jerk.
Kid Danger! Thank God you and Captain Man are here!
Uh, actually Captain Man's
at his cousin's wedding in Cleveland.
Captain Man ain't here?
No.
All right. You just keep making my glasses.
And those lenses better be progressive.
[beeping]
- All right, we're here. - Especially me.
[slow-mo voice] You really should hurry!
I got it!
Great, now hurry!
[explosion]
Ah, Jasper. Good to see you. How you been?
Well... Okay, I guess.
Hey, now. What's wrong, son?
You seem sadder than a little girl on Christmas morning.
Wouldn't a little girl on Christmas morning be happy?
Well, imagine she's weird and has no friends.
There. Over there. See him?
The cute boy in the blue jacket?
Yeah, I see him.
- Isn't he cute? - I have no opinion on that.
Well, trust me. He's super cute.
All right. Cool, okay.
Boy. Blue jacket. Super cute.
Now can we please get this over with?
Okay. Hold on, wait.
- What is that? Whoa. - I'm giving you a disguise.
Hold still and be quiet.
What? Why is this necessary?
Because when Jackson becomes my boyfriend
he's gonna meet you someday, and I don't want him to think
my own brother tried to jack my phone.
[sighs] Well, I...
What about...
Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
You know what? I'm just gonna...
No, no!