Ah!
Mornin' Beardlovers
Mmm
Coffee
So done
So, today is my last day in San Fransisco
I'm leaving tonight
But it's a great day because I have no obligations
I love having nothing to do!
*computer dings*
Now I got an obligation
Nah
I'm-
I'll ignore that
Street noise is a bit loud
That window slammed a lot harder than I wanted it to
So today I plan on finishing editing yesterday's video
Then getting some food
And then maybe going to Golden Gate Park
I hear that's a cool place to go
Then I'm gonna meet up with a friend!
Evan!
Pooche shack (Puschak)
I'm not gonna-
I-
I shouldn't have attempted to pronounce his last name.
He's The Nerdwriter
on YouTube
very good videos
They like 'em
Let's try to have some fun today!
K?
Let's do it!
And then I fly home and see my wife and my doggie!
Aw! Little doggie!
Aw! Normal-sized wifey!
Yeah, let's get going
Enough of this sitting around bullcrap!
Wooh!
Okay, yes, a lot of sitting around
Editing
first
You know?
There's something about being in a white t-shirt
that just makes you want to go
STELLA!!
The walls in this hotel are thin
I'm gonna do a fun reverse thing
I'm bored cuz I'm waiting for the video to render
That's what's happening right now
Yeah, let's get going!
Enough of this sitting around bullcrap!
The train stopped short!
Oh, it appears the escalator isn't working
Oh, geeze
Okay, so it turns out I spent all that time editing
and now I only have time to do lunch
And go to the airport
basically
But
I love lunch
Going to a place called Boogaloos
in the Mission District
of San Fransisco
I've been here before
It's delicious!
EVAN: Yo!
CRAIG: You're on camera
EVAN: Sup, Craig
CRAIG: How ya doing?
Oh!
Focus!
WAITRESS: You guys all set?
That's gearhead
Craig Benzine
CRAIG: Yep, that's right
I don't care about gear
even though I'm holding a camera
and you're holding my other camera
And I'm explaining to you that I don't care about gear
Alright, we're doing a candid shot of us leaving
Totally candid
This isn't planned out at all
Good to see ya, buddy
EVAN: Yeah
If you're ever back in San Fransisco let me know
If I'm ever in *bleep*
I'll let you know
CRAIG: Alright
I'll- I gotta bleep that out
Jadia? Is that your name?
JADIA: Yes, my name's Jaida
CRAIG: Jaida
JAIDA: Hi!
CRAIG: Jaida's gonna get me to the airport safely
But, quickly
Because I
realized my flight is two hours earlier than
I thought it was
I'm gonna be late
I'm probably gonna miss the flight
The flight already departed
I missed it
Now I'm gonna see what I can do
Okay, so, here's the deal
My camera said the flight left at 4.25
It was in central time zone
It left at 2.25
So I got another flight at 11.25 pm
Getting into Chicago at 6 am
*airport announcement*
airports
Giving me 6-ish hours to
go back to San Fransisco
and maybe try to find some footage
But first!
I have never flown first class
and if I'm gonna be flying overnight
I would like to be able to actually sleep
I can't sleep on planes
Maybe I can if I go first class
I'm gonna see how much it costs to upgrade
So I talked to the counter
There's some pending-
*airport announcement*
There's some pending issues with that
More on that later
I have no idea where I am right now
So I hopped in a cab and told 'em to take me to
Golden Gate Park
And then I stopped here because I need to go to a coffee shop
and upload yesterday's video
Finally found a little coffee shop
that
had fast enough wifi to upload the video
It's a little place called Starbucks
Heard of it?
You haven't.
Every place I walk past
in this neighborhood
I want to eat at
or drink at
There's one
But I can't
I only have so much stomach
and time
What's this?
Got a little bit of America's passtime
going on over here
No, not television
the other passtime
No, not football
the other passtime
No, not
making fun of or loving
Donald Trump
The other passtime
It was baseball
But it's-
I realized it's a little league game
and it would be weird
for a
stranger to come
over to a little league game
with a camera
So I'm walking away
That's where I'm headed
Right there
De Young
Museaum
It looks like the rebel base
Woah!
Look at these trees!
that guy's good
I'm a little disappointed he wasn't Ron Swanson
but
he was really good
Pft, whatever
I don't need to go in no tower
I'm about to go WAY higher in a few hours
in an airplane
Sooo
Update on the, uh
first class airline situation
I will not be riding first class
Any airline representitives out there want to help me achieve my dream?
Of riding first class for once?
I see a path
I am going to go up it
Oh!
That's where my camera went
Gazebo over there looks really cool
I wrote a song about a gazebo once
♬ Gazebo ♬
♬ This is a f**ing gazebo ♬
Let's go check it out
Waterfall!
That'll do
Alright, I don't know where this leads
but it looks like it goes really high
So, we're gonna find out
Oh, hey look! More stairs!
Can't sleep very well on airplanes, so
I'm gonna
just try to get
really, really tired
Here's that waterfall again!
Aaand
jump!
Just kidding
There are people jogging up this
Why would you-?
Getting up there now
Maybe I'll have my 'double rainbow' moment
Nah
I should've taken more acid
So apparently, we're on Strawberry Hill
Hey, look at that!
You see it?
You don't see it.
Now you see it
Alright
Now what do I do?
-We could go get food?
-You always want food, Hungry Clone!
-I can't help it
I'm so hungry
-You know what? I'm hungry too.
I'm gonna go get food
-See? Told ya!
Alright, let's get serious for a second
If I wouldn't have missed my flight
none of this would've happened
I would have never gone to the Golden Gate Park
maybe I would've gone some time in the future
but maybe not
Also, I saw a path
And I was like, 'ooh, that looks a little high
I might get tired'
I decided to take it
I went to the top
And now I got the top of that hill in my memory banks
And I'm glad I have it
When I missed my flight
part of me wanted to just go to a resteraunt or a bar
and sit there
and have a beer
and just browse the internet
I'm glad I listened to the part of me that said
'Let's go for it, what the f**k?'
I'm gonna try to do that more often in the coming days
And I'm gonna try to keep making these videos
Every day
I'm having a blast
But I miss my wife
So I just walked around
and decided to eat at this place
This video was supposed to end with me returning home
to my wife
ugh
Music would swell
Bells would ring
Children would cry
It would've been great
But it's gonna end with me
at the airport
I'm gonna go find a place to charge my batteries
and edit this video
Also, here's a message from me in the past
Hello, Craig from the past, here
letting you know that
that video I shot with Discovery
all about beards
on DNews
is up now
You can click here or in the dooblydoo
And
not on my nose
I was just swiping away a fly
Pretty darn good
And, as you know
We did have a beer
But, it doesn't affect the video at all
the quality of it
I mean it might've made it better