top of the morning to you laddies my
name is insecure Alex and welcome back
to the man of Madden Julia where are we
going
we need your booty shorts to guide us
might move the something over here
hold on Julia my biceps are guiding me
towards secrets internal memorandum I
may be insecure Alex but in the world's
fastest reader to remember to all crew
area 7c has been converted to a
temporary Chapel of rest for the
duration of the voyage all crew are
required to be silent and respectful
when passing near section 7 C corporal
more chaplain you just wanted something
named after you
chapel chaplain that doesn't work but
you know what God Julia you scared me
he's standing next to me like that can't
even hear your footsteps
hold on Julia I need to do some spinny
circles here for a second imagine could
you read this actually being a movie
here and the character being over in the
corner being like all that I'm looking
for something
the water did little ripple ease as I
went through it that's kind of cool
you know are we going we're being very
slow for someone who for people who are
like escaping visit I know I said this
already but I feel like it's pertinent
information
my brother's nowhere to be seen your
brother got shot and killed fleece is
gone maybe because he kept calling her
floss and I didn't know the difference I
think she got mad at me
hold on I'm looking for secrets there's
nothing down here Julia except my weak
knees don't look at them I didn't mean
to turn he turned on his own food we
haven't been here are you getting the
premonitions ooh yummy as if you know
your way around a kitchen hey babe
once we settle down I will be your
personal chef de cuisine okay for those
of you who don't speak to Franck super
d'Azur means soup of my making yes my
cabinet yes yes my words exactly Alex
come on have a pinke yourself bits of
people
nice relationship updated what did I get
Oh our relationship with Julie is
actually pretty good I keep forgetting
that my relationship can go down but
relationship but Flis is not great
my relationship with Conrad is
non-existent cuz he's dead he doesn't
have a little tiny bear underneath I'm
relaxed I'm altruistic I'm Connick oh
I've turned into coding Alex I'm not
insecure Alex no more I upgraded like a
Pokemon ooh YUM
can put that into soup to jurors ah I
beat the casserole it's beep everything
just ground to a halt on this one day
the whole ship just stopped functioning
I see home Friday taters on that though
my little Bobby Irish heart is singing
is there anything else I can X with X
gon give it to you huh a knife
hey easy with that we shouldn't be
screwing around right now
a hundred percent take it with you I
guess you never know we might have to
use it a thousand percent bring a knife
with you I'm in real life I am not about
hurting people I will avoid conflict as
much as possible because I just want
people to be happy and nice and just
play Minecraft together but if you shut
my fiance's brother no I'm not busting
out at the cookin room I'm thinking we
gotta go through here
this is Browntown oh please some of you
have shoes on
does she have shoes ooh are you walking
through this in your bare feet ooh gross
miss I already feel bad because my vans
are dirty
well we know that Brad can die Brad
she's got more [ __ ] stabbed all right
if we you can see the person who's gonna
stab Brad no it's left no yeah bust out
the rusty knife I know I saw something
he was moving in the shadows did a crimp
where you just rats how could you say
that if you got grabbed
I didn't good look at the merge there
Alex if you make it out alive
dun-dun-dun if you went in a circle
turning around would just put you back
in the circle again just saying that's
the laws of thermodynamics that's a
great album named gross chapels and
gross things in crappy Chapel I don't
know it is crappy you're right it's
gross and it's crappy gotta get out of
here too sweet
okay so can we just get the [ __ ] out
then sure thing
my lady love let's see what these Capo's
are all about one of them has its thing
ripped off though maybe we're gonna hey
Ryan Carver anyone this guy who cares
where they're from or where they're
going they're dead and we're not so
let's keep it that way
Wow she's got great respect for the
deadness Oh shoulda woulda coulda and I
will even never get you killed you know
what
two hits this it's insane
is it even human I mean was it ever
human deal with this place I don't know
leave now
leave Leave leave Leave leave Leave
you'll flow - okay that's enough for the
bone buddies no this is awesome it's got
two heads and two spines do you think
people like that would be like if we put
our heads together it's like our heads
are together why would they be chained
and locked because they're monsters mmm
for a kid or something I don't want to
know let's get out of here yeah
I'm getting I'm getting two jeebies
which is weird cuz I already had the
heebies so I almost I'm almost at a full
deck it'll be more rats are you trying
to freak me out oh I'm getting freaked
that's not what I saw I was about to say
oh the rats cute and then Bubba Gump's
head came down
I'm getting a real scooby snack out of
this one like Scoob we shouldn't be in
here
roar away ooh
space ha am I missing any turns
my social spick-and-span cuz you're
going crazy you're going your lone
brain-dead I don't think this place that
actually is spick-and-span I think we're
going crazier the more we go in we're
starting to see more and more things
maybe that's just my theory a running
theory there's a two-headed person on
this bed this is no time to be [ __ ]
around I'm serious I can't take it no
what's that Oh put your finger in his
mouth
he was asked le mans a second ago I
don't know I don't know more of a
curiosity oh that that's my face when I
wake up in the morning before I've had
my beans my face when drugs you have
drugs
it's mass for aspirin they got a lot of
problems but I had it gate one oh what's
up if they'll reference to me mr. OH
cuz I got 99 problems with a [ __ ] ain't
one that's that's J's my favorite rapper
alright sweetums
well this honeymoon is kind of going off
the rails so let's just mosey and figure
something else out cuz I'm scared and I
don't want to be I'd want to be scared
at least favorite of emotions Oh Psycho
Mantis oh he's got calipers on him
though
or whatever they are separators open him
up dig around in there
see if there's a smaller boy inside the
bigger boy
okay let's see there's another guy on
the ground over there he's like Lisa why
let me let me exsisting it yep Oh turn
around boat man nobody grabbed me this
time I'm very sensitive I'm not insecure
Alex anymore which is pretty routine and
then he died of a massive heart attack
which is not routine at all hashtag
relatable Julia you put in a hashtag
there the people at home are gonna
really understand I'm glad you did
cuz I was gonna do it whoa looks like he
died afraid you can't see that maybe he
saw his reflection
that's a cool looking corpse I mean as
far as corpses go it's pretty dope
looking
all right well it was good perusing with
you fellas oh that's a good chance to
like do something with that camera angle
to have him move or something let's go
quickly he must go quickly
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oh-ho-ho-ho Captain Hammer it's like a
cross is a ship between Thor and Captain
America Captain Hammer I'm here to do
the deed that's his catchphrase okay I
think we might end up controlling
somebody else now I think we might be
going back to Brad or not I thought I
was loading another area little rat boy
oh please
this loss has a point
do-do-do-do-do don't stare at my ass as
we're walking away I don't think he
knows he doesn't know the ship he just
got here - oh that's a swingin thing was
a person ooh shiny shiny I'm a magpie I
need to look at it oh yeah
damn I almost got away with it I've lots
of you pesky kids don't walk through the
ickey in your bare feet shooting you
isn't gonna be the biggest of your
problems then you're gonna get a staph
infection I go much faster than you stop
okay you never told me to go again this
is a weird game of red light green light
that you're playing sorry I'm a talker
man I talk through the pain right now
you're causing me a lot of it hey I see
you you're not sneaky you coming towards
camera because I want to see if there's
like you don't know if there's another
camera angle with hints and pictures
haha
you got scared by hat
you shakin up there Danny Boy these
[ __ ] places yeah who would have
thought that the guy he pointed the gun
at me was gonna be the voice of reason
Darryl Danny can i oh no go back Danny
can I wear this hat please that's all I
ask
Oh Danny please ng mad Dan says the
Madonn this ship did it say that in the
first episode and I didn't see it maybe
there's a man on the ship
what if it's I love
I'm not scared
freaking steamed bunch of [ __ ] that
is it's definitely not Jesus Christ
oh great that guy that guy's probably
still ring here with us
I mean you die on a ship you go stays on
the ship no idea what you're talking
about cuz I'm a ghost yes definitely not
Jesus check for hand holes I don't know
what the [ __ ] this is all about but we
got to keep moving and find Olson now
I've never any of these so far ones that
we saw at the beginning of the game yeah
yes could you fail yes good you failed
son
Oh Sun casket - oh there's a little
handy LaMotte
wait is math end man hand-tuned is gonna
look at the pictures and get the Future
Sight oh man I'm gonna die I'm not gonna
be able to see it it's ruining my fun
it's really putting a damper on my day
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is there a door there earlier
you're right there then
the hell Dan saw something he wasn't
supposed to see now he's dead
he really liked that hat
and look at the picture now it would
have shown Dan's dad's and like damn it
Dan you could have saved you
that's definitely a man from Madan Madan
Madan is dead where's my Olsen
why can I go through these
ah God that the pressies like that are
really intense I'm sure I don't miss
anything
or anything back this way you know this
is the data and where he was okay let's
go floss
don't forget to floss twice a day spoken
like a true youtuber floss wait what is
floss right now deceitful altruistic
innocent relaxed I like deceitful Fliss
wait oh my relationship ladyship a
Conrad and Brad is non-existent Oh
neither his own with Julie though so
maybe Connor it is life three of those
didn't have a little bear underneath
them haunts a song oh this seems bad is
this where Chuck that can't be a good
sign this were Chuck and the other guy
came at the very beginning of the game
where he saw his son remember
hello there Jesus what happened down
here I don't know I told you it's not
Jesus
Charles T Perez
okay looking good amigos wait is that
the way forward or do I have to go
through the trucks
I don't wanna trigger something and then
not be able to come back like that I
don't think I could have gone back
anyway Bradley all right all right let's
go let's go gamers buck up
don't do it Brad
be the bee be the bee you want to be
there's a QTE right there and you fail
it and he just dies so be hilarious I
mean never
not for be the bee but oh yes
be the bee buck it up there bribery no
be the braddock oh boy you can be
you and your bare feet as well you guys
it doesn't matter what happens here you
guys are gonna die afterwards from all
the bacteria that's cheap you can't just
keep making noises at me who's there
this can't be good
you know probably let's go right but I
want to I want to check this way want to
be the boy be the best be the bread
or maybe this is the way for it oh
that's the bad gas hold your breath Brad
hold your B beat Brad wait there's a
door there but there's also a thingy
here okay that's probably the way
forward okay that's not good
I'll make sure I don't miss anything I
really like your shorts may have them
after you probably inevitably die hey
watch it
Osiris people are very sensitive about
her shamrocks won't need wear it oh [ __ ]
on them
it's just choir practice locker room
boys locker room
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hello this is some real [ __ ] I like it
Oh God hi oh that's awesome
I kinda wish that happened as I was
playing though and not in a cutscene why
am i grabbing this oh there's nothing in
this one [ __ ] this place
folks this place is right it wasn't even
a face that was just like him it was
like a proper mask oh stop it
picture picture be the bread wait what
can I click on this on beach be Brad
you're acting awfully cam for this
luckily we're in a bathroom cuz I'm
about to [ __ ] my pants
oh it looks like someone [ __ ] this one
already
oh whoa no Thank You Brad where'd you go
I can't see it you the sounds of your
own brain going mad mad Brad Brad lads
their clothes defend our future joy now
defend the border I'm under attack
equipment requisition form quantity
respirator and a filter
yes proposed by private Gordon young
rejected if rejected reason for
rejection private young already has a
gas mask signed out but did he sorry
mustard gas
smells like chewy nians I always said
garlic mustard horseradish I used to
always say stuff like that a holy
geranium because it just sounded funny
here
yeah the vent but maybe we should check
for secrets okay I don't know why that
was a QTE I thought you were gonna die
every QTE is potential death Tom it's
your ass if this gets out see that it's
done Oh ensure the locks are affixed to
caskets as soon as they have been
located at the water purification
project facility the caskets are
classified they must remain locked and
under guard at all times no personnel in
your unit should have access so somebody
knew what was going on with those
caskets maybe y'all shouldn't have been
experimenting with stuff maybe the
bodies are something that happened as a
result of like the gasps oh yeah I
didn't even know I had to do that but
now I'm happy I am
Oh be the Brad b2b buck it up I would
not feel good climbing around all this
[ __ ] and shorts and bare feet
Alex Julia hello wait which ones hello
epic joke ooh
picture time how will I die next
Oh what this just gets weirder and
weirder
okay somebody's got more [ __ ] chopper
maybe it's Julia's parents she said the
rich leave his Conrad he went got the
chopper rings coming back okay
bridezilla life he did not get stabbed
oh hey I'm still controlling him okay I
thought we were switching sorry Brad
you still have a potential who's that
who's there
that'll teach him Brad they'll never
come near you no wait what is Brad right
now innocent
oh no no Brad is insecure you were witty
Brad at the start no you're insecure
Brad damn it all right now we're not
allowed to talk about Brad's knees
no I'm not hearing this I'm not hearing
this I'm pretty sure you are there bud
oh [ __ ] it just said it I just clicked
instinctively yup okay oh [ __ ] am I
gonna have to QTE okay that was pretty
good though Brad you're like spider-man
there for a second
well did he see you know I'm asking you
you can't see it either go floss Super
Kick keep the door open
okay that's not a kick but it's okay she
can't hear me
oh this is a straight-up ghost man
living his life
[Applause]
that's Alex
what the [ __ ] that's not Alex dead
though that seems like it was just him
in general Boulet
neat have any of you seen the movie
triangle
whoa-whoa-whoa before his hands Oh God
this is just some [ __ ] straight-up
zombies
I got your place
goddamn what but he's not dead oh this
is getting weird but yeah the movie
triangle I highly suggest you watch it
it takes place on a boat as well and it
kind of messes with some sometimes stuff
it's reminded me of this yeah I'm
beginning to think that time [ __ ] is
happening here
or like perception like this is what it
looked like before but now it's actually
crap but you're just seeing it this way
you think
crazy spooks oh god it's blood Oh drink
it poke it
drink some of it and gain its courage
that's a good sign
two human skulls and a pentagram great
time I probably a pentagram made out of
salt as well so yeah great sign that's
good that's a good omen that's good for
the future and now presenting floss did
the floss dance floss you need enough
place it's floss okay
I've anointed you a new name for this
way well see there's anything else
oh yes hello what do we have here don't
be anything inside don't be anything
inside it's oh that's a nice picture
wait a second is that the lighthouse
from Brad's story
Brad told a story about the ghost story
about the lighthouse
what's that symbol oh that's the occult
for-sure for-sure cabal should silently
assemble and no more are fewer than five
true individuals of sound mind and
spirit it should number three female and
two male first born faces obscured with
hood we don't know ritual no it's
important to the sorcerer and the
spiritual well-being flocked that before
festival of Accra Maha Mari can ritual
of what the [ __ ] a lady born of the sea
shall be rendered unconscious and placed
at the center of the pentangle okay
there's making up shapes now it is from
there that the assembled should recite
the incantation of Sora's sword in hand
with all exaltation possible as is
written we fight stand at the
furthermost point we are yet close
enough to touch its pentagram the five
start great power turning 90 degrees to
your to describe the on ok oh wait no
other pages [ __ ] whoopsies pick it up
again all right so there's actual like
sorcery and wizardry and witchcraft
going on next page please
yeah that's good
oh that's the symbolist on the front of
the book at the ergo Ted the sword
forward with the exaltation exclaimed
the pentangle is sacrifice
page 34 each member takes a step in
words I just know that all of these cult
members and people who do rituals and
[ __ ] are like okay now turn to page 73
and we'll continue the ritual there okay
now Geoffrey you read remember takes a
step in words and then is still in the
stance of RAM recite in unison we are
one and so is our Lord o Saurus with
this sacrifice we ask you to cleanse our
aura to rid us of the demons that plague
us we spilled the life of man in your
honor man of Madan that we made
ourselves worthy of your trust only when
they in can let should the five converge
upon the S straw and each member should
in turn read unfortunately body of
unclean body school tiger blood tree
that's another great name for an album
yo what's up we are exhausted and this
is our album skool tiger blood tree the
body should be transferred to a casket
of thick wood ah ha ha here we go with
head accessible by your flock at anytime
as a reminder of the evil that can
infect the unwary and the power of
Saurus to keep all safe so the ritual
and no longer should spirit the face of
all may hmm now the kind of explains the
casket so we're just doing some weird
voodoo magic dude where's the book just
right here and to think I almost missed
out
wait so who was doing that because the
soldiers clearly weren't like Colt ish
and doing [ __ ]
wait there's a picture over here I don't
want to trigger anything just yet oh
come on it's like out of frame the
Kraken
wait who was that Brad or Alex I don't
know
well someone's gonna drown
I was that covered in blood I thought it
was a red curtain
oh yeah no [ __ ] [ __ ] floss [ __ ] floss
there's a great idea okay oh you're
waiting around in oh oh I thought that
was lights underneath the coffin it's
just the fabric I think you got hue
lights for your cuff I'm gonna get few
lights under my confident my funeral so
it looks like I'm floating oh yeah no oh
oh joy be good
wait perhaps if I try again come on
boats lists
oh I don't know if I should have done
that oh I don't know if I should have
done that there he is
did you see him heavy-metal Sherlock
Holmes he was there again who are you
the man from Baudette nice to meet you
finally
maybe your emperor palpatine do it
oh my god this [ __ ] framerate
are you serious
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to get me wrong a facade in real life
[ __ ] city but I suspected something
scarier you know like my dad the man of
my dad okay
a third person
oh it's sledgehammer man [ __ ]
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oh we're back in the plane oh that's
awesome
it looks like your shorts are split open
was it Alex yeah he's covered in
barnacles
oh don't close the hand put it on
remember him forever
wait nope wakey-wakey howdy
it was two Alexes wait which was the
real Alex
encouraging what oh wait maybe it's the
fake one oh god no we don't know wait
that is the bionics
come on [ __ ] I probably should have kept
going
I think was that the dude with the
hammer I don't know what's going on
weird freaky psychedelic shit's
happening okay
No
Thanks I could have drowned we gotta get
away he's still around that guy
is that like a weird mix between him and
Alex oh [ __ ]
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] go go go let's
go
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this is so weird
people are not dude they're supposed to
be Oh Bradley that's it that's bride's
whole scene
we it is
oh come on that doesn't happen in real
life you don't fall over constantly it's
almost like this is in real life
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hey okay okay
[ __ ]
Oh nimble dancer feet
oh they're using it Sherlock Holmes
[Music]
one two Freddy's coming for you
jump
okay okay oh [ __ ]
they just [ __ ] it up
[Music]
keep going
I don't have fight back because I keeps
thinking on a [ __ ] a QTE and dying
he's faster now
nice
[Music]
Oh floss oh my god
yeah it's me come on let go Jesus
Bradley it's a mercy
oh and I was it all back together now
that means the dude has the knife and
bride's with us so that means he has a
chance of dying know from the
premonition my [ __ ] hands are sweaty
oh my god it's so laggy
makes me very nervous
we good here I think yeah I think we'll
be all right here
Oh famous last words okay you you're in
the back of everything oh hello hi
things appear to have taken a turn
towards the spiritual wouldn't you say
yes
have you figured out what's going on how
to stop it how to save the lives of your
poor unfortunate to stowaways not really
you will I hope although it seems the
ship's previous occupants never managed
to quite a lot of deaths that night let
me help you out give you a little hint
okay
yes please yeah well then how can I put
this the maybe forces at play here that
a more scientific and even some that are
more political you know less
supernatural perhaps you've started to
realize something so you're there
everything and everyone may not be quite
what they appear to be hmm I hope that
helps
well aren't you excited to find out what
you're poor unfortunates are making of
all this and how you might avoid any
more unnecessary tragedy go on back to
it speak soon speak soon indeed okay
let's leave that one there oh it's
getting spicy he did say it's getting
more scientific than supernatural so
what if it really is just like a gas
that someone's experimenting with that
makes you go crazy and see [ __ ] and then
you end up killing your friends I hope
there's more I hope it's not that
straightforward like I said you know
until dawn it was oh you're going around
and you see a killer all around the
place and then you're like okay who's it
gonna be and that's where your mind is
focus but then it throws you a curveball
towards the end so I'm hoping something
like that happens with this one because
that would make it super interesting but
now we have the hooded figure the man of
Madden I
I'm just gonna call him that because I
figured that's probably who he is but
I wonder who exactly he might be if he
even is a person or if it's just a
figment of your imagination and that guy
is in the background of everything he
was in the background like three times
just standing there observing everything
so he has something to do with all of
this that were just not clued into yet
but that's going to do it for this one
hope you guys like it if you did drop a
like in the video it really helps me out
a lot and I can't wait to see where our
little adventurers go next and see if
they become overcome their insecurities
and turn into a confident Alex and
boisterous Brad I love being the Brad
he's my favorite
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
still holding out faith that that's
Conrad and the chopper he's got to come
in with a minigun