D-Does that d-
Do I sound sick?
Alright!
Hi there my pretty chickies!
I'm sick!
Can you hear it in the sound of my freaking uvula
Being twice as big as the average one?
But I can't just wait until I don't sound like kermit the frog anymore
Because this is a video for charity!
By a show of haaa-shtags, how many of you guys like to feel warm and fuzzy inside?
Oh okay, everybody? You're gonna love this video!
I'm partnering with M&M's to kick off the #makemlaugh 30 days of laughs challenge
So you and I and everyone we know can help raise money for children in poverty
Through the Red Nose Day fund just by using a hashtag and doing some cool challenges
And to kick things off I need to come up with my own challenge for everybody to do
I'm just- I'm not an expert at making challenges
Eat a coughdrops challenge
The sleep challenge
Yeah that's not gonna work
So I've been doing extensive research to come up with my own challenge
And now I can present to you the "Evolution of the Challenge" video
And since the very dawn of time challenges have been a thing
For example, history's first recorded challenge
Where Oog drew himself and his friend Ugg doing the "wooly mammoth challenge"
Humans love a good challenge
Just look at institutions like the Roman Colosseum, the Olympic games, high heels...
And the first big Youtube challenge hit on a day like any other
I was looking at myself in the mirror to see if I had somehow become a different person overnight
"Nope, still me"
When out of nowhere, I... smelled it
"Cinnamon..."
The success of cinnamon challenge videos lead to all sorts of other stuff
Ghost Chili Challenge
Which has a remarkable lack of both chili and ghosts
Much less chilly ghosts!
Gallon Challenge
Which is basically: you just drink a gallon of milk by yourself
Which I accidentally did anyway after the Ghost Chili Challenge
Ice Bucket Challenge
Super prejudiced against people who lived in warmer climates
Like my ice cap melting before I could carve it into a proper bucket
Planking
Which is just like a total rip off of pirates, am I right?
And then came a dark period for challenge videos you know exactly what I'm talking about
But I'll say it anyway: the chubby bunny controversy
People everywhere decried it as "offensive"
And "get away from me I don't care at all"
Need we forget the great 2014 case of Perky vs the town of Graceffa-ville
My client has experienced deep psychological trauma for being shamed for her body
Yes, challenges kind of had a fall from grace, I know
But I am here in honor of the #makemlaugh 30 days of laughs challenge
To bring the glory back to challenges everywhere
For the next 30 days, M&M's will be issuing a daily challenge
To help impoverished youth through the Red Nose Day fund
And for every use of the hashtag they will donate 1 dollar
1 hashtag equals 1 dollar
Up to 500,000$ for kids who need it
Join me on the first challenge that I've made up
It is... (drumrolls)
In honor of the evolutionary nature of this video
And my general lack of leaving my bedroom I present...
The tree hugger challenge !
Take a selfie with some foliage
To illustrate your intense passionate love affair with nature
Remember to hashtag it with #makemlaugh and let's raise some freaking money for kids in need