Did you think that I've forgotten about this? Did you think we've done our last ever dumbest tweet video?
have you learnt nothing from these videos? IT NEVER ENDS,
EVER. My name is Danny Burke
And we've almost reached a point in this series where you can watch a dumbest tweet video once a day every single day
For five weeks straight, almost because this is the top ten dumbest tweets part
34 now if you guys want to see me reacting to you guys reacting to these videos
I have a video of me doing just that on my own channel right up here if you're serious about this series
That's a nice little extra. You might like to check out now though,
I think we should get right into our number 10 who should be the 800th person I follow? You only following
759 how's that going to turn into 800 When it's 4:59 does it not become 5:00 next?
Yeah, it does, but you know that's the time. It's a different thing
There's 60 minutes in an hour, so when that's up we go back to 0 but that's not how ordinary counting works though
I think one day when she's like 59 years old, she'll say that
She's turning a hundred tomorrow, and that makes me sad. Ok next up at number 9 China is a capital of Japan.
I feel kind of numb, but wait
There's more I thought it was Tokyo? Tokyo is a town. What about New York? New York is a city
I think I don't think you do think that escalated quickly
We've [learned] that China is the capital of Japan
Tokyo which we all thought was the capital is actually just a little town of about 13 million people and we've learned in New York
Might be a city who says dumb Twitter teaches you nothing
Actually me I say that moving onto number 8 now you guys have probably heard the expression
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas right well this girl took that a little bit too literally?
So if you get pregnant in Vegas does the baby have to stay there
No, no, it's not an actual law. This is just a phrase
Unfortunately, and it's referring more to the whole partying thing than to having an actual baby in Vegas although
I think if this woman is planning on having a baby in Vegas
Maybe it should stay there for the baby's sake wow dumb Twitter's making me a little bit mean
Let's just move on to at number seven [BLEEP] is almond milk? Almonds ain't even got titties
Laughs hysterically
Oh man, I miss these I really did give me one other video or one other series on YouTube where you could hear someone get angry?
About the fact that almonds don't have titties
Oh wait, incredible Next up at number six we have a girl showing off her ring, and she's saying go to your local
Disneyland and Grab one for your boo
Boo, and this tweet
just blew up
With everyone being like what?
What do you mean local disneyland according to disney's own website there are only seven parks in the entire world for most people
That's NOT local if I have to physically get on a plane to get there
It's not local easy moving on to number five now if evolution is real that how come I was born a baby human and not
Monkey or a fish out something
Checkmate that's it evolutions done. It's over obviously
It isn't real because this human wasn't born as a monkey or a fish or something. I think before you graduate from school
They should do it check for tweets like this
And if they find one like it you have to go right back to the start. If you ever try to disprove evolution by saying
You're not a fish. Maybe you are. Coming at the number four spot now. Does ramen grow on ramen Trees?
Mm-Hmm. Yes, we've all seen them haven't we? Ramen trees. where ramen noodles come from dripping off the branches
That's why they're so cheap because they literally grow on trees sometimes
I worry, if I keep being sarcastic like this, I'll convince myself that it's true. Ramen Trees
My head hurts next up at number three. I just saw a hot greek boy the [BLEEP]. I thought those were
Extinct you thought greek boys were extinct that's the most oddly specific thing I've heard in a while. For real though
I think this girl heard about the ancient Greeks and so she thought the greek people today were like
Mythical creatures she's going to freak out if she had a bit as happens
Maybe on to it number two if fish have lungs why do they breathe underwater? I don't get it. What?
Because they're fish. Now firstly most fish don't actually have lungs. Secondly, why are you asking?
Why fish breathe in the water? What do you mean? Why because they need to that's where they live I just oh
I *cut off by confusion*
Can't breathe. I'm a fish
Cook no. Oh wow we've reached number one now guys it rocks
Don't have Dna and don't reproduce then why is there more than one rock WHERE DO ALL THE BABAY ROCKS COME FROM?!?!?
I shot myself with that one. Where do all the babay rocks come from? Okay, I'm done. Done, Twitter
You win?
China is the capital of Japan
evolution isn't real because we weren't born as monkeys or fish that can't breathe underwater and rocks do have DNA and
babays
Dumb Twitter
It's not good for your mental health. So guys
If you do want to damage your brain any more than you probably already have. Them find my comments down below
Hashtag part 35 check out my reaction video to you guys reacting to these videos, and I guess I'll see you all in part 35
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