- [Orange] Hey there fruit lovers.
Today I'm Thanksgaming, with a friend
I'm very thankful to have, Pear.
- [Pear] Wow, thanks Orange, that means a lot.
- [Orange] Pear's totally my best friend.
Mainly 'cause no one else will hang out
with me at the moment.
- [Pear] Really, why not?
- [Orange] Well I learned how to imitate
a turkey gobble yesterday, and now pretty
much everyone has asked me to stay away
from them until Thanksgiving is over.
- [Pear] Oh, I see.
- [Orange] And it baffles me, because
it's a spot on turkey gobble.
Wanna hear it?
- [Pear] No, absolutely not!
- [Orange] Alright, alright.
Time for some Turkey Run.
(laughs)
- [Pear] Alright, lets do this.
- [Orange] Oh, I love this part.
Wait for it, wait for it, the snot bubble,
there it is, ah man, what genius came up with this?
- [Pear] An artist ahead of his time,
that's for sure.
- [Orange] Why would you even try to lock
up a turkey, anyway, everyone knows
turkeys can pick locks.
- [Pear] You and I must be hanging
out with different turkeys.
- [Orange] Maybe.
- [Pear] So what's the basic gist of this game?
What do you do?
- [Orange] Well, in Turkey Run, you're a turkey.
And you run.
(Pear chuckles)
- [Pear] Got it.
- [Orange] Oh, a birthday cake!
- [Pear] Oh, i think you lost him.
- [Orange] No, he's back.
He always comes back.
He looks back, but let me tell you
the chef guy does some cardio.
- [Pear] Is he trying to hit you with a frying pan?
- [Orange] Nah, I think he wants to
touch my butt, or something.
(laughs)
Hey stop touching my butt, butt toucher.
Get away from me.
- [Pear] I don't know if this game is
appropriate for young audiences.
- [Orange] Corn, corn, corn, corn, corn!
(imitates turkey gobble)
(laughs)
- [Pear] Did you see that chef dude?
He totally got barrel rolled back there.
- [Orange] Do a barrel role!
- [Pear] Barrel role!
Alright, you're out of the kitchen,
and now you're in the restaurant.
Wow, okay.
- [Orange] Somebody help me, the chef tried
to touch my butt with a frying pan.
(laughs)
Whoa!
Do you see those wine glasses up there?
- [Pear] Yeah, I see 'em.
Go try and grab one.
- [Orange] I don't think I'm gonna.
My mom would be real mad.
(Pear laughs)
Oh, you wanna hear my turkey gobble now?
- [Pear] No, to be honest with you,
I can't think of one thing I'd rather hear less.
- [Orange] Come on!
- [Pear] No.
- [Orange] Come on, one little gobble?
- [Pear] No! - [Orange] One?
- [Pear] No. - [Orange] Two?
- [Pear] Zero!
- [Orange] I'm gonna do it anyway.
- [Pear] No!
(Orange imitates turkey gobble)
Stop it, stop it.
Quit it, quit it!
I don't...
- [Orange] And guess what, that one was
only at half volume.
- [Pear] Oh God.
(Orange imitates turkey gobble)
Ah!
No!
(Pear groans) (Orange cheers)
- [Orange] I made it onto the street.
I think this calls for a victory gobble.
- [Pear] No, do not do it!
- [Orange] Just kidding, just kidding.
- [Pear] Okay, not bad Orange, but I get
to play the next level.
- [Orange] By all means.
Go for it.
- [Pear] Alright lets get the hang of this, and...
Oh man, I slipped on a banana peel,
and now a jitter bug enthusiast is attacking
me with his crotch.
This is perfect.
Man, not even a semi is gonna slow this guy down.
He means business.
- [Orange] Hey Pear?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
- [Pear] I don't know, why?
- [Orange] To get to the other...
(imitates turkey gobble)
- [Pear] No!
Knock it off!
(Orange laughs)
Please tell me that was full volume.
- [Orange] Nope, 80%.
But I'll let you know when I get to 100.
- [Pear] Please don't.
- [Orange] What are you doing, you turkey?
- [Pear] Alright, where am I going, where am I going?
Alright, now this is what I'm talking about.
- [Orange] Hey Pear, you get extra points
for running into cars.
- [Pear] I don't believe you for a second, liar.
- [Orange] No it's totally true, it's totally true,
crash into that one, right there, right there!
You're gonna miss it. - [Pear] No, no.
- [Orange] Ah, you missed it.
- [Pear] No, I'm not gonna do it.
- [Orange] You're a party pooper.
- [Pear] How am I a party pooper?
- [Orange] 'Cause you poop at parties.
- [Pear] No.
- [Orange] Yep, you walk right in,
you poop right on the floor.
Poop at parties. - [Pear] No.
- [Orange] Party poo-pear.
- [Pear] I'm not talking to you anymore.
- [Orange] Party pooper.
- [Both] Oh!
- [Pear] You distracted me.
- [Orange] Talk about a feather bender.
(laughs)
- [Pear] Oh great, we have lord of the dance
following me again.
(Orange laughs)
- [Orange] Whoa, did you just see that bus?
- [Pear] Yeah, it was like a quadruple
decker or something.
- [Orange] I believe this calls for a full volume gobble.
- [Pear] No, it doesn't.
- [Orange] You're no fun.
- [Pear] What happened, freeze frame?
- [Orange] Freeze frame!
(lively humming)
- [Pear] Stop it.
- [Orange] Freeze frame!
- [Pear] Stop it...
Oh no! - [Orange] Look out, look out!
- [Pear] Ah, you're distracting me, Orange!
- [Orange] Run, oh no, look out!
Run, run like you've never run before.
- [Pear] I'm trying, I'm trying, oh no,
not another bus.
- [Orange] We almost did the no-pants dance, oh man.
- [Pear] What?
- [Orange] Oh, welcome to the club.
(laughs)
- [Pear] Hey!
Not funny.
- [Orange] Get it, club?
- [Pear] Yes, I get it.
- [Orange] 'Cause you got clubbed in the head again.
- [Pear] I got it, I got it, stop...
Ow, just quit distracting me.
- [Orange] Get the banana, get the banana,
get the banana. - [Pear] No!
- [Pear] I'm not gonna get the banana!
- [Orange] You're low on potassium, grab the banana.
- [Pear] Stop it.
- [Orange] It's too late.
- [Pear] I'm getting close, I'm getting close.
- [Orange] Oh look out!
- [Pear] Oh no!
Yes, yes!
Victory is mine.
- [Orange] You sure showed that drunk dancer dude
who's the real turkey around here.
- [Pear] I sure did.
I am, I'm the real turkey.
- [Orange] Well, that's debatable.
- [Pear] What, what do you mean?
- [Orange] Well, you're only the real
turkey around here if you can do a
full volume turkey gobble better than me.
(shrill gobbling)
- [Pear] No, stop!
(shrill gobbling) (Pear groans)
(Orange laughs)
- [Orange] Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
- [Pear] I have a headache.
- [Orange] Oh yeah, and make sure to
check out our brand new gaming channel.
New videos every single day.
- [Pear] Yeah it's more exciting than a skydiving gorilla.
- [Orange] You're ruining it, Pear.
- [Pear] What, no, no I'm not, I'm helping.
- [Orange] Just sit over there, and be quiet.
(Pear groans)