Ah, real prisoning, just like in the clink.
Well, we use sharpened paper clips instead of a Dotspen,
but.
Yeah, but I'm going to feel tough.
Sure.
You still want to be riding the dolphin?
Yeah,yeah, yeah, as long as there's room for the rainbow
that is jumping over.
Whimsical.
At Vat19 headquarters, there's a room
full of products just waiting to be featured in our commercials.
We call it the sample room.
Going to get kind of snug in there, guys.
Who is that?
Oh, she's drunk.
Oh, thank God, a bar that's actually open before noon.
One mimosa with a buttery nipple chaser.
OK, number one, yuck.
Number two, this isn't a bar.
Riddle me this, Tray.
Who's Tray?
Some lame, court-mandated "sobriety counselor."
You look like him.
OK.
Why do you have a beer boot, a giant wine glass,
whiskey glasses, and other bar stuff
if you're not a friggin bar?
Because those are products.
I don't fill them with the booze.
Oh, I get it.
You want to see my ID.
Well, aren't you a cute thing?
Do you guys do karaoke?
You should because I want it that way.
Here you go.
Um, this is a Dave and Buster's VIP card.
Shoot, that's right.
My ID was "suspended indefinitely"
because I wasn't supposed to be "piloting a dirigible"
under the influence.
Look, if you don't want people thinking it's a flying bar,
don't put Budweiser on the side of the blimp.
All right, that's a good point, but it
doesn't matter because I don't sell booze here.
Just give me the Jack Daniels.
Look, these are Jack Daniels Whiskey Praline Pecans.
They're not nonalcoholic and they have a hint of whi-- ouch.
So you wouldn't have had enough.
Stop.
That's so [INAUDIBLE].
That was a lot of pecans you just ate.
My body can synthesize alcohol that's been cooked off.
[BURPS] Call me a ride, please.
I don't think that's necessary because you're not actually--
A Budweiser horse.
I'll just ride that.
No, no.
That's the pony cycle.
That is a child's toy and--
yeah, I kind of want to see this.
All right, here you go.
Goodbye, Tray.
I won't forget you.
My name is Eric, Oh, watch out for that [INAUDIBLE]..
Friggin dirigibles.
Oh, the manatee.
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