what were you thinking I thought it'd be
cute cute [ __ ] you're pushing 30
technically right now I'm forever 21
you're right
rappers are for toddlers and Beyonce you
look fine as [ __ ]
hello Beyonce more like Blue Ivy okay
sure yeah it's a little childish but in
like a sexy way
like pigtails I'm pretty sure pigtails
are just for kindergarteners and porn
stars fashion is all about owning it do
you know the most stylish thing you can
wear
please don't say crap trapped confidence
ahh
you look like a snake that just eat no
problem there's a dress it's like a belt
but fun cheer look at your legs and your
180 degree wedgie camel toe is the new
under but yeah it's definitely not look
when is the last time that you bought
something that you were really excited
about oh I got this pair of jeans with
an elastic waist exactly you need a
little fun in your closet how are you
supposed to be in this monstrosity
honestly I feel like I could just do it
I don't want the legs look nope whatever
I don't know just go into the stall get
naked it'll be fun so free so summer
until someone barges in on you with your
tits out scrolling through Instagram
Joan listen to her you look dynamite
don't look like dynamite you look like a
grenade you look like a girl at
Coachella oh I actually I do agree
because the way the fabric hangs it
looks like you're passed out on the
floor of a porta potti it's casual it's
low-maintenance if you need someone to
guard the bathroom door awhile you free
the nipple just to piss fashion is about
making a statement in this case that be
my boyfriend's gonna hate this don't
dress to impress a man I'll just dress
to impress other women there's nothing
intimidating about that idea look
rompers are awesome okay it's like
wearing a skirt but when you're on a
subway your [ __ ] doesn't touch the seat
I did it I overcame all the insecurities
that goes into making a new fashion
choice well [ __ ] you can't return that I
know I ripped the tag off
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