What's up y'all?
This is Sam Jay
and I'm chilling with my girl, Yaya.
Say, "What's up?" baby.
What's up, baby?
(laughing)
And you guys are tuned in to another episode
of "Butt of the Joke."
(hiphop tune)
Today, we gon' to be talking to Yaya about some jokes
that I did about her in my new Netflix special,
"3 in the Morning."
Are you feeling nervous at all?
-No, not at all. -All right, cool.
So you ready to do this?
I think so.
All right.
Well, let's kick it to this first clip.
Now I'm in love.
So, I'm only in one pussy and that's weird.
(giggling)
It's weird 'cause I know it's the only pussy
I'm gonna be in forever.
And it's not always great, right?
What the fuck?
(crowd laughs)
In retrospect, I felt kinda bad.
Bitch, you should have felt bad.
But what, I mean,
I'm sorry, baby.
It's cool. I know I got the good good.
Alright, cool cool.
We just went to Europe recently.
Three weeks in Europe.
Big fucking mistake.
(crowd laughs)
Everything broke down with the fucking packing.
Everything was going good.
We was packing, she was packing, I was packing.
But then she started packing a third bag
and that really confused me 'cause she only has two arms.
(crowd laughs)
So I was like, "How you packing three bags
with two arms, baby girl?"
(laughing)
You were being a bitch
because the third bag was a carry on.
And whatchu didn't tell people is,
"You know what? My baby put that third bag back."
You didn't. For real you just bought two purses.
(Yaya laughs)
You just brought two big purses!
That is true. That is true.
And then we got to the airport and it caused a fight,
because she forgets, I'm not a man.
-I'm not a fucking man. -(Yaya giggles)
I'm not.
So I don't have any chivalry.
I don't give a fuck.
(crowd laughs)
I liked that joke a lot though.
It's a fun one.
It shows the dynamic of our relationship.
It's a good joke
Babe, you better know my sauce, girl.
I do, I be knowing!
So it's not like I saw her struggling with the bags
and I was like, "I can't let my baby struggle."
(crowd laughs)
Fuck, no!
I was just like, "Stupid bitch.
Bring less bags."
(crowd laughs)
You was bad too.
You was really struggling and
-then you had your purses -I was pissed off.
-on top... -I did!
(laughing)
She's struggling, looking stupid
and I'm just watching, like, "Mm-mm-mm," you know.
"Mm."
(crowd laughs)
Then this dude comes and tries to save the day
'cause that's what dudes like to do, you know?
Especially when men see, like a masculine woman,
that's their favorite shit.
They like to come like, "I got the real dick,"
-you know? -(giggling)
And he jacks up the bag
and then he looks at me and he's like, "Now what?"
Like nigga get mine too.
You getting bags, get all the bitches' bags.
(crowd laughs)
What the fuck you think?
I'm a lady, carry my shit.
I mean, it was a fun way to start the trip,
I guess.
(laughing)
Yeah, it was funny.
It was the only way we would have started
a trip together.
You petty though.
I'm not petty.
You got to learn these hard lessons in the world.
(Yaya laughs)
I'm making sure everyone's phone's on airplane mode
'cause that's everybody's job.
(crowd laughs)
I'm just like, "Look at him.
Why this nigga on Candy Crush like that?
Who's going to do something about that?
That's weird.
I don't like any of this."
Then I sit down and I notice
my girl's still fucking around on her phone.
She ain't fucking changed her shit yet.
She playing games and shit.
So I'm like, "Hey baby, when you gon' do it?
The guy said do it.
I think you should go ahead and do it."
And she snaps at me
'cause she's still mad over the bag shit.
(crowd laughs)
So she's like, "You don't gotta do it,
'til the plane takes off."
And it's like, "Bitch, you don't build planes."
I was so mad at you.
I know.
I think I cried.
You did cry like a little bitch.
-Oh, shut up! -(Yaya laughs)
I was so upset,
because you know how scared I am to fly.
I know, but I'm telling you really don't have to do it–
Why do you think that?!
(crowd laughing)
You don't. You're not a plane scientist
or no shit like that.
You do it when the nigga driving the plane
says it's time to do it.
Because when you're on the ground,
everybody's using their phone.
No, that's not true.
-That is true. -The people should not be.
They have to communicate with other planes.
They have to know who's landing,
who's moving around,
so they need communication.
I just don't believe that.
(Yaya laughs)
You a... you a "I'm not wearing a mask" person.
-You ain’t no different -That's not true.
That's not true.
-That's the same logic. -No, it's not.
And that caused a whole other fight
'cause I hit the button on that bitch.
I was like, "Bing, get her the fuck out here."
(laughing)
I love that because you didn't think I was gon' do it.
I didn't.
You're petty.
I told you, I was.
I said, "I'm gonna do it
-if you keep playing." -(Yaya laughing)
I told you.
I said... I let you know.
So then I'm in my seat and shit, right?
And now we fighting,
we trying to whisper-fight like white people.
(crowd laughing)
(loud whispering)
You know?
(laughing)
That goofy goofy stuff.
-We was. -(laughing) We was.
So we're sitting in the seat
and we're arguing and then she's like,
"Well, what the fuck
are you so afraid of, you scary bitch?
Are you on your period?"
And I was like, "What?!"
(crowd laughing)
See, my petty and your petty had built some greatness.
You know what I'm saying?
I like that.
It had built another level of the love.
Bang!
True.
The other night we were laying in bed,
we both heard something.
I said, "Babe, did you hear that?"
She was like, "Yeah, go check."
"Bitch, why me?!
(crowd laughing)
If there's a whole nigga in here,
we both need to go check."
'Cause you closer to the door, bitch.
-You closer to the door. -But that's all...
That's not even my choice.
You made me sleep closer to the door.
'Cause you supposed to protect me.
Why?!
(Yaya laughs)
It's gonna take two of us to get him the fuck outta here.
What are you talking about?
We both might end up sucking this dude's dick
at the end of the day.
And bitch, you're on the balls
'cause I pay the rent.
That was funny!
When you added that, it was just so funny to me.
It was so funny.
Babe, I'm glad you just be down with the shits.
I do. I be down with the shits.
Now, I'm not sucking no balls though.
I mean...
Then we gotta have that goofy shit over cereal.
"We did what we had to do!
(laughing)
Let's not talk about the shit."
"But babe, you was really suckin' 'em balls."
(laughing)
The whole special I look like the bad person.
I'm saying, you coulda made me look good
-at least for one part. -I mean...
I mean, it's from my perspective.
-What do you want? -(Yaya laughs)
I love you though.
I love you too.
Sam's special, "3 in the Morning"
is now streaming on Netflix.
If you wanna laugh, go check it out.
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