*Old-school gaming arcade music*
"Sonic Unfair"
That's the game we're playing?
Hey, I like Sonic!
I've heard of Sonic, but not Sonic Unfair.
Oh, this looks like fun, this looks like an old game
Oh, we're playing Sonic?
Dude, I'm pretty good at this game, not gonna lie.
This seems easy. [Sonic dies]
(puzzled) What?
What just happened?
What?
No. This is...
No way.
Is it gonna keep track of how many times I die?
(sarcastically) I'm really good at Sonic and, like, Mario...
Games are... just just kidding...I didn't expect that to fall.
Oh...Where did those come from? Oh that's why its called "unfair"!
Woah!
OK. Hold on.
This is absurd!
But I was...
There's gonna be a lot of deaths, I can tell you right now.
Urghhh!
I'd rather be doing like math homework
Puh?! (Laughs)
Duude!
(laughs) I don't...
Aaaaaaah! Oh my God. Ok.
Oh my God! What happened?
Wait.
No! No! No!
Dude!
At least like do check points so I don't have to start over!
Oh my God. This is so-o crazy.
Oh my God! Wait. No! OK.
OK. You have to like memorise what's going to come at you.
Oh my God!
OK. Now...OK.
So now I have to remember that that thing's going to thorn up.
Oh my God!
OK. Let's just take a second.
OK
Is that little circular thing like the end? OK
OK
It's like right there. It's like an inch away.
This...All right. I got this. I got it this time
I didn't even get close!
I always forget those spikes. I got it this time.
Everytime!
I'm gonna have nightmares about this.
When I pass this I'm gonna be so-o ecstatic!
No!
Oh. My. God!
I don't know what to do!
Ahhh! I got the ring!
Tahaaah! (sighs)
Here we go.
Yes!
No...
Yes! (Laughs)
That felt better than graduating high school.
Please let me win. Please.
OK...(inaudible)
Ahhh! No. Yes!
No...No!
Dude I'm just scared now. I don't...
Aahh! No. Ahhh (giggles)
I died a hundred times
On level 1!
Nooo! (Laughs)
I needa calm down.
There's something there! (frustrated)
Neeee! There's something there!
Ohhh. Ahhgh!
Geenie do you wanna stop?
OK. Fine (laughs)
So now do I have to do Act 2?
There's more levels?!
I just going to press enter (mumbles).
All right.
Immediately
Do you see that? It's a trap!
OK. This is absurd!
This is not a game!
This is not what a video game is about!
A video game is about being able to...
...It's about being able to actually...
...Win!
How am I supposed to get over that?
What? (inaudible)
I can't...
...There's nothing...
Oh my God. OK.
Oh! My! God!
OK.
OK. This is crazy.
Just...OK
I would feel a little bit better
if the music wasn't so condescending!
What?!?
Did you just see. I just stepped...
That has to be like a glitch.
What?
What is...What is going on?
Let me...
(Boing boing boing boing boing boing)
Seems legit.
Oooh! (groans)
oh
Here we go.
(Sonic dies)
And it's right...of course it's...it's right there
Oh Nemmm! (groans)
That's not fair.
I got this.
That was really good!
I did it!
Oooh. Aced it.
Ha!
(groans)
This is. Ridiculous!
This sucks. This is evil.
Piranhas?!
Ooooh!
Hate it so much.
(laughs)
Noooo.
OK my timing's getting really bad.
(Scoffs)
This is really hard.
How do people do this?
I hate everyone.
Literally I can't even like...(laughs)
I can't.
I can't do it.
(long sigh)
I found it (whispers)
I shoulda known.
(Grunts)
Of course.
(frustrated)
Ooooh
My. My. My.
One of these other ones has a spike
and I'm just like...
Noooo (squeals)
I am like raging
Oh my God. This stupid...
...fish
OK
These...fish
This stupid game
Ohhh
I can't do this
I'm so stressed out
It's impossible
There it is. There it is.
No!
(Long Groan)
I'm gonna beat this one and then...
I'm not quitting. I'm not a quitter.
Bros don't quit
No matter how bad they suck
Now I'm starting to get a little upset
Is the ring right at the end of that piranha bridge?
I'm done! I can't do this!
I cannot do this
(grunt)
(groan)
This is it
No! (Squeals)
And I forgot to make a 69 joke
Dang it! (Laughing)
I did it 101 times?!
I'm kinda mad now
I gotta win this
It's evil, man!
(Frustrated laughing)
Do you give up?
No, I gotta win man
I'm not gonna be able to sleep at night until...
Until I beat this
My life is complete now I guess
(Long groan) My God!
I don't wanna play anymore
Whoever made this game...
I wanna sock them in the face as hard as I can
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*Outro music*