Oh what do you want for me
what do you want from me what do you
walk away the next year review it Oh
even know I do
this movie sucks alright before we get
into this piece of crap let's go over
the two movies that came before it
I know what you did last summer
it's a horror movie yep it's really
nothing special
plot is okay for a slasher and guess
what the hell is this crap anyway we
have our heroes of the movie these teens
fly over this guy on the road they think
he's dead but he really isn't I'm drunk
as [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
don't call the police will you tell them
the truth they'll believe us it's
manslaughter we're gonna fry no matter
who takes the fall there's blood and we
can sign it up mom listen to yourself
no we are going to the police then we
dump the box
I guess you Sarah do you you're looking
at a hit-and-run why don't I die for you
cuz I be leaving the runners dad we
gotta move back back let's try to stay
calm
what do we do so they decide to throw
him in the ocean upon learning he isn't
really dead our heroes leave him in the
water to die however that doesn't kill
him either and he comes back next summer
to kill them well that makes enough
sense really I mean I'd be pretty pissed
too if I got run over and the people
tried to make sure I died after acceptor
Percy kills the people around them too
so I guess his revenge is pretty broad I
mean either that or running over and
trying to drown him activated serial
killer mode in his brain whatever reason
he seems more focused on killing the
Juli character than Ray that's her
name's even though the Ray guy was the
one driving I guess he knows jennifer
Love Hewitt was the main character so
they cut off one of his hands throw them
in the ocean again and assume he's dead
again
after writing a funny note on some glass
he pops through and kills Julie
obviously setting up for a sequel wait
what
that's right I still know what you did
last summer came out the following year
and they explain away Julie's death as
being some kind of recurring nightmare
had another dream one of the she'll know
it's here right Ben Willis the Fisher
man now sets up a new evil scheme to get
Julie and her friends he lures them to
an island by rigging a phony radio
contest and having his son go to school
with them and pretend to be their friend
I don't know that seems like an awful
lot of work just to kill someone all you
have to do to win is go with the capital
of Brazil okay uh Brazil um the capital
of rio oh okay uh rio de janeiro Oh
she answered that wrong but still won I
guess that's going to be dramatic later
on
Razia Julie watch out
that's the capital of Brazil not real
again he gets the opportunity to kill
Rea that declines because killing Julie
and surrounding others including Jack
black must take priority seriously don't
do that well they kill him again and
assume he's dead again last scene in the
movie he shows up and kills Julie
setting up on another scene
well 8 years went by
and it seemed like if a sequel were to
be made now would have to be called
I forgot what you did last summer well
actually no reminding was necessary
because I'll always know what you did
last summer so you're probably thinking
uh you got to be joking
is he serious well I already showed this
to you so why would you be thinking that
though unfortunately yes I am being
serious this time a second sequel
garaged straight-to-video in 2006 plus
it featured none of the original cast so
you know it's good no what are you guys
talking about they're talking about the
fisherman incident like it's some kind
of legend well that's just silly didn't
happen that long ago for it been
anything more than some serial killer
running revenge which he may or may not
have gotten he depends on whether the
ending of the second movie was a dream
or not what the fisherman has shown up
hahaha fear the fisherman
well actually this was just a silly ploy
for where their friends to do a
skateboard jump off the roof yeah that's
worth potentially getting shot by the
police for you know maybe he could have
just set up a stunt the nail does with
that thing
39 blocks on ebay the ad said this is
the real hook straight from the ledges
even of course even though that hook
does not look like the one that was
embed into the guy's arm in the second
movie imagine that's what he was gonna
land on whoa that's how he lands a
skateboard jump I think he may have been
in trouble even if someone hadn't could
be like hard to track her there okay
just look at that I find it very hard to
believe that smokestack could impale him
at all from that fall and look there's a
hook on the end of it as well which
doesn't even show up on the wound well
being the awesome human beings they are
they decide to hide the fact that was a
stupid stunt gone wrong and let the
police think some evil fishermen caused
that miraculous deaths
one year later uh-oh
why that would make that incident have
happened last summer what happened last
summer changed things well the secret is
torn the group of parrot just like in
the first movie but who knows what they
did last summer this creepy deputy the
dead boy's father and sheriff maybe his
cousin Lance or what about that guy with
the glasses no not that guy that guy
well someone knows and they text the
airboat at 50 times I sure hope the
person privy to such information it's
some kind of way to just mass spam her
with that or they're just about as bored
as someone who sits here and goes on a
boat a silly slasher flick yeah I think
he should have just sent three I know
what you did last summer I still know
what you did last summer and that always
know what you did last summer
well scared about the evil text messages
the band starts getting back together
what is this reunion yep a reunion with
a fisherman's friend the hook he's
pretty good to get a nice throat slice
like that by slashing with a hook well
the rest of the gang shows up to find
their friend dead in her they ever
freaked out
there's blood here too he was living
here he was living at work awesome
well I guess the copycat fisherman
killer got their own hook from eBay as
well well we just wanted to stop by and
see how you're doing you should worry
little less about me and a little more
about my uncle so apparently the sheriff
has been asking Rambo's some secret so
they think he might be trying to get
revenge because it was his son who
jumped off the building and killed
himself so they try their o note Oh take
that uh-oh looks like the Lance guy was
informed of the plan too so now he gets
to die though it's not like that was
ever a requirement to die before anyway
you better tell your boyfriend to chill
out okay you two stop it we're getting
out of here by the way she's not my
boyfriend I'm sorry I just can't miss
out on this the whole skip town plan
gets screwed up because the stupid [ __ ]
and her band get a gig that she can't
possibly miss well I hope it's a gig
worth dying for
so they had a memory box about the
fisherman from the first movies okay he
goes after them again I'm some island in
the Caribbean Dicer alright so he is
dead then why are we getting a brief
history lesson on the fisherman
even if he wasn't dead this had nothing
to do with him personally so why are
they talking about em oh after seeing
her little heart out or copy fish
returns
during a cut to the band Zoey gets split
up from the mean to amber and Lance
whistling uh somehow and it turns out
she's no fisherman's friend
and apparently neither is the dead boy's
father so the killer doesn't really seem
to be killing for the dead boy
um so what's the point I know that's
kind of silly to ask in a slasher but is
it that the whole premise that they know
what they did last summer and they're
getting killed for that reason so the
deputy finds them and they suspect each
other for a couple seconds till the
fisherman comes out start singing
sheriff but I didn't cook the dish in
her mind going back a second year what
the hell he's immune to bullets those
fishermen are tough I guess and very
strong they run over the stunt dummy and
I guess that's why he's not dead but
he's lost his hat and now we're finally
gonna find out who the killer is
oh it was a zombie fishermen a zombie
fishermen a zombie fishermen a zombie
fishermen how the hell are they possibly
gonna fight a zombie fishermen
pretty cool it's the guy from 10 years
ago who killed all those kids I wouldn't
call them kids it's a legend it's become
true PJ died we kept this secret we
can't hurt him come on we've got to turn
ourselves in Atlanta no one is gonna
believe us right I'm watching this [ __ ]
I still don't believe it
so suddenly the main girl has all the
answers and it is in fact the same
fisherman from the first two movies and
for no reason he's now a zombie who
kills people when they have a secret
during the summer I think you're immune
you know if it happens during the other
seasons but if you keep a summer secret
watch out zombie fisherman owns your ass
well once again I don't think this movie
can get any silly oh wait I was wrong
the zombie fisherman can teleport why
why didn't he just teleport to every one
of their rooms at the start and just get
rid of them then oh he could have saved
us all through sitting through this
ridiculous [ __ ] anyway fisherman is bet
to kill Lance when Amber starts a roto
tiller helper here a hook to the head
there and the zombie fisherman gets all
chopped up so I guess the hook didn't
matter
you sure you can tidy this guy yeah
there was a teleporting zombie fisherman
uh-oh a scene after that it's over scene
guess what
yep so amber gets killed in the end does
that set up another sequel oh not as of
yet but maybe in 2016 we'll get I'll
still always SuperDuper know what you
did last summer times infinity plus one
oh well just remember you're going to
keep a secret make sure you do it not
during the summer time before or after
or the legend of the teleporting zombie
fisherman is going to get yet
still no idea why that girls on the menu
and boxer