- Is this Macca's?
- Oh, hash browns!
- Coops.
Not only is she incredibly beautiful.
- [Sohan] Right in front your fiance!
- [Zeta] I'm livid.
(Sohan burps)
(Zeta laughing)
- [Both] Aussies rank drunk foods!
- So, we've just shot two alcohol related videos.
We've done "Aussies Try Each Other's Cocktails"
and we've done "Aussies Rank Shots".
So, go and watch them.
- Mm.
- So, now that we're drunk, we're gonna do...
- Drunk foods.
(both laughing)
- I'm here with Coops.
Anyone call you Cooper Trooper?
- No, you're the first,
but that's very ingenious.
- I like that nickname.
- Ooh.
- So, there's a system to this.
- Ah, yes. It's very sophisticated.
- So, we've actually got five tiers.
Super God, God, OK, meh, nah.
No! It should have been no! - No!
- We should change it to no!
- [Both] Aah!
- The winner is determined based on the amount
of highest votes it gets.
Does that make sense?
- [Ev] On a scale of one to 10,
how drunk are you right now?
- I think I'm at like, an eight.
I could definitely be worse. - I'm probably like a seven
or an eight.
- Six.
- Yeah, I reckon.
- [Ev] Six?
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- A Domino's pizza!
- Non-i-moes!
- I love it.
Honestly, pepperoni. - It's a state of mind.
Also, it's delicious.
- Seems to be deep pan.
It's a good start.
- Smells great.
- You could probably live off of this.
- You need vegetables and water.
- Cheese has water in it.
(Sohan laughing)
- It's a good, I've kinda like,
nah, that's good actually, yeah.
- When you started to talk about that
and it's like shh, eat the pizza.
(both laughing) - You or the pizza?
- Pepperoni is yum. - It's so good.
- And now the real question,
do you eat the crust or nah?
- Depends on how hungry I am.
- But the crust is the best bit.
- No, disagree.
- Best bit. - What do you mean,
the crust is the best bit? - Best bit.
- This is exactly what your body needs-
- Yeah. - when you are inebriated
and you need to soak it all up.
I think that this is God only,
because pepperoni is great,
but it's not like my go-to flavor.
- It's really good.
Let's leave it at that.
It's good. God. - It's good.
It's good god.
- Good god!
- Good god, it's good pizza! - Let's leave it at that.
I don't know.
- Nah, you nailed it.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, super God. - No, I'm not super God.
This is like, OK.
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- Kebab!
- My whole experience of like,
when I was 18 would be like,
go out, try and like pick up,
don't pick up, go to a kebab shop,
watch "Breaking Bad" in my bed alone.
This brings back so many good memories.
- I already know- - Aah.
- this is going to be super God,
because nothing hits the spot- - Aah!
- like a kebab. - No, no, no, no, no,
but what's the sauce?
- Oh, for me, it's barbecue and garlic.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Sweet chili and hummus.
- It's a doner kebab,
what does that mean?
And what is doner?
Like, I never figured that out.
- [Zeta] It just means that like,
people have donated their leftover meat.
(Coop giggling)
- I don't need to know that right now.
Oh God.
- He thinks it's true. (laughing)
- I actually think this could be the best drunk food.
- This is good bread. - Mm.
- Is that mint or coriander?
- Do you not like coriander?
You one of those people?
- I'm not liking that.
(all giggling)
- I think this is fucking delicious.
- I just, I'm not at the stage to eat a kebab right now.
- Mm-mm. - Oh, it's got cheese in it.
- Mm mm mm mm.
- No.
No!
- What do you mean?
- It's got cheese in it!
- What's the problem?
- I don't like cheese in my kebabs.
- Doner kebabs, a poem. (laughing)
- A limerick. (laughing)
Or a haiku.
- It's a haiku, yeah,
haiku's are great. - It is very yum!
(both laughing)
- In my tummy after booze - yeet, yeet, yeet, yeet,
yeet, yeet, yeet.
- Yeet, yeet, yeet, yeet, yeet.
- Fucking nailed that haiku.
(all laughing)
- Should we get it published?
- So, if I was going to rank a kebab in general
it'd go straight to super God, baby.
- Yes. Super God.
- Okay, cool.
- Obvi.
- OK.
- An OK for a kebab?
No, it's a God.
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- Excuse me,
but where the fuck are the hash browns?
- And then more... Yes!
Cheers, bitch. - Okay.
- Let's do this.
- This looks like way more than a shot, but...
- Oh, you know what?
Macca's is the best food when you're drunk.
There's a lot of options.
It's cheap.
- It's one of the big staples, right?
Of drunk food.
- One of the biggest.
- I noticed that this is a cheeseburger.
I know that, because it's written on there.
This is one of the most iconic-
- She's smart.
Smart and- - well, I wanna say yeah,
but, yeah. - pretty.
And pretty. And pretty, too.
(girls screaming)
I said that in the most awkward way
you could have said that.
- And Zeta's literally listening.
- [Zeta] I am right here, Tom.
Right here.
- You're married. (laughing)
- Engaged.
(all laughing)
- You got to do the main and then the side.
You can't do-
- No, no, no.
I eat some chippies first.
And then I'll have a bite of the burger
and then I'll go back
for more chippies. - Mm.
- [Ev] So, do you wanna try the burger, Tom?
- The Coke's great.
(all laughing)
I love the Coke.
- Do you like the pickles?
- Yeah. - Mm.
- This is great! - Mm-hmm!
- Mm! - The pickle!
- It honestly is hitting the spot so hard right now.
This is exactly what I needed.
- I can't chew all this,
I can't chew it.
- (laughing) I can't, so stop asking.
- [Ev] So, what would you rate Macca's?
- 10. (laughing) Nah, no.
(all laughing)
- We changed it. - [Zeta] It's a tier system!
- Look, Macca's is- - oh, it's a tier system.
(all laughing)
- I'm fucking around!
I know it's a ranking.
- You're like, I made this!
I know the rankings!
- It's super God for me.
They're all just- - I think it's
'cause you're drunk.
- Really? Why would I be drunk?
- I don't know. - Oh, the coke.
- Actually, I'm sober.
Actually.
- No, you're not.
(both laughing)
Macca's in general, super God. - Super God.
Well, no, I'm gonna go God.
Because there's no hash browns and I'm very bitter about it.
- God. Why not?
- Yes! - It's a god.
- Yes, Macca's is a god.
- Coca-Cola is so good.
- Oh, it's great. - I love it.
- [Ev] Do you want some rum in it?
- I think,
and it's good that you said that,
'cause Coca-Cola needs the press coverage.
- Yes!
Fill me up with that Malibu.
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- Oh, Mi goreng! - Oh!
No way I had this for dinner two nights ago.
Yes, yes, yes. - Mm! This!
- Mi goreng is the best sort of pasta in the world.
- Well, okay- - Well, it's noodles,
but whatever.
- Mi goreng literally means, like fried noodles.
- And this, I will also eat it out of the saucepan.
I won't put it in a bowl.
- Mm! - Mm.
- Mm.
Okay, they added the chili packet to this one.
- This is too spicy.
I can't do it.
- I love it,
but I put no chili in,
especially if I'm drunk.
- This is top tier drunk food.
It's easy to make.
It's delicious.
I'm going with super God.
I'm going with super God,
so you can do whatever you want, but-
- I'm gonna go God,
because I have mad respect for Mi goreng,
but at the same time it's kind of a basic sort of a meal.
- I just wanna be gentle.
I just wanna be,
people to be gentle with me.
- Yeah.
I'm gonna nourish you.
- Okay. - And it's gonna be okay.
- Thank you.
That's all I want.
- God! - Super God!
Shut up!
- I will put this in God.
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- [Ev] You open the fridge,
you remember that you ordered a cheeky Chinese yesterday
and you take it out of the fridge.
There's no time to heat it up,
you are starving- - There's no time!
- It's cold!
- [Ev] You're gonna have this cold
and out of fridge.
- Okay! I love that.
- I mean how are we supposed- - It's cold,
we didn't have enough time to microwave it,
because we're hungry
and we need to eat. - We're ravenous.
- A controversial opinion- - Yeah.
- I prefer things cold.
(Sohan burps)
(both laughing)
We've got a half-eaten spring roll-
- Yeah, it's like leftovers- - We've got a half-eaten food.
It's probably the half-eaten spring roll
that Sohan left me.
Some people, like when they go out,
and they leave one bite on the fork,
I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Just eat the last bit!
- Just have it.
- Oh, I'm full.
Are you?
- Mm.
- Mm. What is that?
Mongolian lamb? No, it's not. - Is it?
- I don't like (indistinct) chicken.
- I'm into it. This is God tier.
- You know what?
I haven't had the noodles yet. - Ugh. Hurry up, mate.
- It would be so much better warm.
I would just- - Yeah.
- I would just wanna heat this up,
but quite a lot.
- That's my thing.
I think it's a disservice to the cuisine.
Doesn't feel right in this context.
I think I'm going to give this like, an OK.
- I'm going OK as well.
- OK.
- Actually, I'm changing my ranking.
- You can't change it!
- Why not?
- Just because you had thoughts!
Time, just because you had time.
- I was gonna change it to OK.
- Okay, so we're both going OK?
- Yeah, OK. - So, we're gonna agree.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- I need to pee.
- Same! Same, same.
- Let's go quickly break.
- Quickly.
- [Coop] Macca's brekkie!
- [Tom] Aw, yummy!
- Just call me Zeta Morgan,
'cause I fucking love hash browns.
- Macca's brekkie!
- [Ev] You guys are still drunk. It's 8:00 AM.
- Still drunk, imagine that!
- Hash brown.
(clink sound)
- Very good. Exquisite.
- As if you're not eating the hash brown first!
- You gotta have the main- - No!
- and then the side!
- Hash browns are a main!
- I've been raised very differently to you.
- That's like steaming.
- How do they do them?
They're so good.
- Yum!
This is best one we've had.
- Mm.
- For me, this is probably just going to be an OK,
only because when I think drunk foods,
I think like in the moment of the night hour,
like what am I gonna crave.
- I'm gonna give this an OK,
because it's pretty decent.
- Super, super, duper God.
- No, no, I don't agree with that.
I think-
- [Ev] Oh my God,
miss "I need a hash brown,"
"I need a hash brown". - Yeah, fucking-
- here's a hash brown and now (indistinct).
(Zeta laughing)
- No, this is going super God,
because of the hash brown.
If it didn't have the hash brown,
it wouldn't be in super God.
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- Oh, yeah! - I love food!
- But, the best part of this is the sauce.
The tomato and the Kewpie.
- This makes perfect sense.
It's like you come home and you have these
from when you were like,
I'm gonna have a house party, but you didn't.
- Nothing's open,
Uber Eats is like $7 surcharge for delivery,
and I really need something to eat.
Let me go like, scrounge through my freezer
and you suddenly come up with this,
you're like, I am a gourmet chef-
- [Zeta] Literally.
- [Sohan] and this is a digger station.
- Potato gems. Top three foods.
- Top three foods. - Yeah.
- Potato gems are-
- Nuggets also top three foods,
as it happens. - Yeah, all right.
- So, this is two of the top three,
right on this plate.
- I don't like mayo.
- Shut up!
You don't like it?
- I prefer other things.
- I like mayo. - Who gets mayo?
- Who gets mayo? - Gross.
- I have a one kilo sized Kewpie Mayo thing
in my fridge from Costco.
That's not weird, that's my personality trait.
- It's gross, look at that.
- It looks fucking yummy.
All right, let's go.
- Ugh, God.
- Honestly,
it's not that good. - Delicious.
(both laughing)
Thank god we disagree.
- Tomato goes down a real treat, I reckon.
Tomato's a really good sauce for that.
- This is God.
- Okay. I'm gonna give it an OK tier.
- This is also gonna be an OK for me.
- It's getting an OK from me. - Also,
like my oven is really sketchy,
so if I tried to make this,
like when I was incompetent and inebriated
at like 3:00 AM,
these would be like singed and disgusting.
So, it's not very viable for me.
- [Ev] And the drunk food as voted by you guys
was
Mi goreng!
- Whoo! - Yum!
I can't wait to get drunk again.
- Wow! Fuck yeah.
- Let's go Mi goreng!
It's easy, it's cheap, it's delicious.
It's just what you need when you're drunk-
- Yeah. - You know?
- Affordable.
- [Ev] Are you ready for a nap?
- Yes. - Yeah.
- [Ev] Okay.
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