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Welcome to episode 122.
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Yeah.
That's kind of weird, but we'll keep this going.
Today is special because it's been a long time since I've
had Joey on Awesome Time, so I'm going to bring him in.
Yes.
What's up, what's up?
Our new sponsor is GlassesUSA.com.
I know it's impossible to believe that anything with Joey
is imperfect, but his eyes are.
You wear glasses.
I do wear glasses from time to time, yeah.
So we have some glasses here that you picked out.
I did, from GlassesUSA.com.
But you haven't seen these yet.
I haven't seen these.
I'm looking forward to it.
This is the first pair.
So I got the wisdom frames.
See how they look.
Now I'm wearing my contacts already,
so I got double prescription going on.
How do they look, Jamie?
Fabulous.
Fabulous?
Yeah.
You look with glasses.
They feel good.
They're lightweight.
Their web site has, I think, 2,500 different styles
to choose from.
You got some other ones in here though.
I did get a few.
They have a money back guarantee.
OK.
And so I wanted to try on a few and see
which ones I like the most.
Right.
And then I can send back the other ones.
Free shipping both ways, and so I get 14 days to decide.
This is a little more like science professor
Joey than other one.
This is me at my desk getting work done.
They have frames from $48 all the way up
to designer brands like Ray-Ban and things like that.
So, yeah, these were not expensive.
Here's pair number three.
I feel like this is when you're reading newspaper on your iPad.
They feel good.
Yeah.
It looks good.
That was a great segue into next section, fashion show.
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This fashion show brought to you by GlassesUSA.com.
But in all seriousness, you've been wearing
glasses for a long time.
What did you like the most about GlassesUSA.com?
I've actually gotten glasses from other sites,
and this one was the most simple, straightforward.
They have a lot of good sorting options.
I could sort by square, rectangular frames.
Yeah, they just make it super easy.
All right.
Thanks a lot, Joey.
No problem.
You know, it just occurred to me that there's somebody
else here at Vat19 who could really
use GlasseUSA.com's help.
OK, come on in.
Hello.
It's Chauncey.
It is me, it is I, it is Chauncey.
I noticed there's a problem with your glasses.
I got in a little scuffle with Theodore,
the [INAUDIBLE] perfection.
My glasses got a little broke, just a little
on the side there you can see is actually just missing
an entire piece.
I thought we could use the virtual mirror
feature from GlassesUSA.com to help
you pick out some new glasses.
Oh, big brother, yeah.
I've heard of this.
So I've got this computer here, web cam.
If you just look right in there.
Is it going to steal my soul?
It might be best for you to take off your glasses.
OK, I'm a little afraid.
Here we go.
OK.
Come a little closer.
OK.
OK, let's see what I look like, Jamie.
Yeah.
I'm excited about this.
A new look for old Chauncey.
Oh, yeah.
This is, oh my goodness.
I look so sophisticated.
Yeah.
There's so many different pairs.
They even have sunglasses, bifocals.
You wear bifocals don't you?
I sometimes wear a monocle.
Yeah.
Well, maybe the Copperfield's?
The Fonda's fun.
OK.
Like a Jane Fonda look.
That looks great.
Yeah.
Cool.
Sophisticated and sleek.
All right.
Well, thanks for coming by.
OK, I live here.
Well, good bye.
I hope you all enjoyed learning about GlassesUSA.com.
Go get yourself a pair.
Use the description in the link below for a deal.
There's a couple of videos from Damian and [? Dionne ?]
that you should check out.
They had a ton of fun with our [? burn or ?] bliss
challenge and with our giant soccer ball.
So check both those videos out.
OK, I'm excited to get into the new products.
I love this one.
This is called the fractal puzzle
It's probably the most unique jigsaw puzzle
I've ever come across.
This is birch plywood.
It's made in the USA, and there's
23 pieces on here, which might be
hard to tell where they start and stop
because of the fractal design
I'm going to try to just get one piece out.
That's what one of the pieces of this puzzle looks like.
Look what happens when you do get a piece in there.
It's like it completely disappears.
So if you want to challenge yourself
to a new kind of jigsaw puzzle, I definitely
recommend you check out the fractal puzzle
available now at Vat19.com.
Next up is something pretty useful.
Throw it in here.
This, folks, is the Onegee Bungee.
You'll never need another bungee cord with the Onegee Bungee,
because they are adjustable in length,
from six feet to six inches.
You can easily change the length of this cord
by just pulling it tighter.
You get two in a pack.
The Onegee Bungee is made in the USA.
This is really a cool, useful product.
Go get yourself a pair of Onegee Bungees.
Awesome.
All right.
Throw me in the next thing.
Oh.
OK, this is the bag of unicorn farts.
It's filled with unicorn farts, which
happen to taste surprisingly similar to cotton candy.
If that gives you an idea of what's actually in the bag.
It's made in the USA, which is a theme of this episode.
Also, 10% of all profits are donated
to charities that support children with neurodiversity,
which I think is pretty cool and an added bonus.
But this is really just a funny, hilarious gift
to give to someone.
These unicorn farts our sourced from the most
enchanting and gassy unicorns around.
Not only do the unicorn farts taste good,
they are also this episode's Stupid Science.
Stupid Science.
Come on in here, Eric.
You've got to--
OK.
What's our hypothesis?
I believe our hippopotamus is that this bag of unicorn farts
taste exactly like real unicorn farts.
That is a question that can be tested.
Yeah.
So first of all, we have to replicate the unicorn.
We have to become a unicorn.
No problem.
Which I am prepared to do.
Now that we have a unicorn, I can get out
the packaged unicorn farts, and I'll have a taste.
Yeah, you taste them, and you will be our control.
I will be the control group.
I will have some unicorn farts, and then you
will fart into my mouth so I can taste the unicorn fart
and can compare.
Exactly.
OK.
All right.
Science.
Oh, man.
How does that taste?
Unicorn farts are quite tasty.
These are the tastiest farts I've ever had, hands down.
Now, I've been eating a lot of lentils today,
so I don't know if that's going to affect anything or not,
but we'll find out.
I'm ready to eat your farts.
It's aged poorly.
It didn't taste good.
I like these unicorn farts better than your unicorn farts.
All right.
We've proved something here today, haven't we, Jamie?
I don't know what it is, but we proved it.
Yeah.
Try your own experiment at home and tell us
if your unicorn farts taste like these?
Let us know in the comments.
Hold on, I'll fart out of here.
All right.
Send me in that creepy brain.
This my friends, is the brain candle.
Check that out.
That's amazing.
This whole thing is a candle, so it's a hard wax brain inside
of there, surrounded by gel wax, and it's a real candle.
Burn this thing down.
Just like real brain, it's unscented.
At least I think brain is unscented.
Got about 20-hour burn time, and it is also made in the USA.
I think this thing is just lovely.
It seems kind of ironic that we'd have a brain product
right after Standard Science.
It actually uses a brain, which is new for us.
All right, that's the brain candle.
Buy yours now.
All right, send me that half-opened product.
This, my friends, is brew candy.
It is beer-flavored hard candy.
That's the honey ale, that's the hoppy IPA,
and that's the roasty stout.
So the bag has a mix of all of these different beer-inspired
hard candies.
Once it gets cooked and made, all the alcohol is gone,
but the flavor from that particular beer
is still in there.
They are darn good.
I really like these, and they too are made in the USA,
so pick yourself up a pack or brew candy.
I think you'll love them, just like I do.
That was [? Cheesy. ?] All right.
It's time for fan art.
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Wow, that was an amazing collection of fan art,
as always.
Here is the address, if you want to send
in some of your own work and see it
in a future episode of Awesome Time.
We'd love to see it.
I think it's about time to wrap this episode up.
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