How ya going everyone?
Humans Being Nice
Part 7.
The 7th
Part.
Let’s do it.
What have we got here?
Cars not stopping at a crosswalk.
You bastards.
It’s up to motorcyclists
To make the roads a better place.
Again.
Not only is this motorcyclist gonna stop.
He says
“Come here."
"I will be your guide"
"In this dangerous kingdom."
"Together we can go on a quest."
"This suburb is a bit like Skyrim."
"Let’s see if we can find some cheese"
"And a couple of two-handed heavy weapons."
"Actually,"
You know what,
you’ll be okay.
"I've got other things to do."
"All the best."
"Have a good one.”
What a legend.
Hopefully she doesn’t get stuck
In another part of the map.
She’s gonna have to learn some spells
And shouts to get by.
It’s a steep learning curve.
Off he goes.
All his mates bloody
Follow him to the pub.
I can’t tell ya how this bloke in a wheelchair
Ended up on a train track.
But I can tell ya,
I’m happy a bunch of productive humans were around
To help him out.
You got the bloody
Sheila that’s time keeping.
She’s like
“I don’t wanna put any pressure on"
"But-"
"A F#%KEN TRAIN IS COMING.”
Then ya got the muscle in the background
Pulling his arse to safety.
As I said, I dunno the whole story.
I do know it’s very nice
Not to let someone get squished
To death
However.
This cop arrested a DoorDash driver.
I’m gonna trust it was justified.
And then he finished their delivery. .
[Cop] "I know I'm not who you were expecting"
[Cop] Uh, but-
[Lady] I.....?
[Cop] But your driver got arrested
*unintelligible*
[Cop] So I figured I'd complete the DoorDash for ya
[Lady] Thank you so much!
[Cop] Take care!
[Lady] Thaaannks!
I’m also gonna trust that
He didn’t steal any chips
Or have a sip of her drink.
Yeah, nah, yeah
Unsung hero right here.
Aw I like this one.
This sheila is a top bloke.
There’s a homeless fella grabbing some chicken nuggets
From the bin on the left.
She stops the show and is like
“Nahnahnahnahnahnahnahnah"
"Fuck this."
"I’m not letting you get gastro"
"On my watch, mate."
"Come here."
"I’ve made about 5 bucks in 3 hours"
"Covering Adele"
"But"
"It’s all yours."
"Go get a fresh 6 pack of McNuggets."
"Tell ‘em fresh ones only.”
Then look at this,
It’s a Humans Being Nice combo deal.
He’s like “yo, here’s 10 bucks.”
"You go get fresh nuggets too."
"HA! It’s a chicken nugget street party!"
Don’t ya hate it when ya car breaks down in a flood
And a group of pristine marines show up
Outta nowhere to help ya.
I’m sure this is a video we can all relate to.
Such a common, common occurrence
In the world.
Oi nah, but seriously
This is so nice
And wholesome.
The war has ended,
If only for a moment to help someone
Push their car,
The war has ended.
I’m pretty sure they’re doing something.
They’re getting a result.
If they’re not.
The nice intent
Still remains.
This legend has spotted a YouTuber called Bitwit
That he follows on the web.
Bitwit is like
“What are ya looking at, some hi tech-"
"Fancy computer thingos?”
[Bitwit] "We're gonna buy you the 1660 Ti"
[Kid] "Are you serious?"
[Bitwit] "Because that's the card you want"
[Kid] "Are you serious?"
[Bitwit] "And you were such a cool guy"
[Bitwit] "Coming up to us and being an awesome fan"
Ahhh there you go.
Not all online creators are self-absorbed shitheads.
I mean, yeah nah, don’t start
Expecting this
Everywhere you go,
Though, guys.
If you see me at the shops in Perth
I might get you a Boost Juice
Or a kebab.
Okay if you have a Zelda t-shirt
Maybe a graphics card.
Finally, these lovely wankers are not marines,
But they’re still incredibly nice.
Helping push one of them
Freaky funeral cars up the road.
It sucks that even when you’re dead
You have to be worried about being on time.
Top notch work nice people.
Top notch work.
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