[Audience cheering] [Post Malone - White Iverson]
[chill beats]
Post: ...one of my tambourines for praise.
Ethan: Will you be playing that tonight?
Post: Um... should I?
Ethan: I mean, it's pretty fire, so... Post: It's electric.
Ethan: Is it really? Post: Nah...
Ethan: I was like dawg... Post: It'd be sick though.
Post: Have you ever seen a Post Malone show? *struggling to drink from the straw*
Ethan: I've never been to a Post Malone show.
Ethan: I've been- I've seen Post Malone. Post: You're gonna hate it.
Post: You're gonna hate it.
Ethan: Do you- have you ever used this pool?
Post: Mm-mm. Ethan: Not once?
Post: No, my girlfriend; she said like:
Post: "We don't want a house unless it has a pool."
Post: She's never used it either.
Ethan: Not even once?
Post: Mm-mm.
*chill beats*
*music stops*
Ethan (singing): But you, say he's just a friend..
*chill beats resume*
Post: Ethan, you gotta dab, I've never seen you dab.
Ethan: I've never dabbed-
Post: Okay, I gotta see one.
Ethan: I've never dabbed, an-and I never want to have dabbed.
Post: But you have to dab.
I wanna be like; I have never dabbed once in my life.
Ethan: I feel like everyone's gonna unsubscribe if they see me dab.
Post: If Ethan dabs, you have to smash that mother-fucking like button.
Ethan: Alright guys, this one goes out to my boy, Logan Paul.
Ethan: Double dab.
(ohmyshit)
Post: WAAOO-OH-OH-OHO-OHO
*dissolves into laugh*
Post: You just dabbed to Timmy B.
*Ethan laughs*
Ethan: Yeah dude, you set me up!
Ethan: You fucking set me up!
Post: Ethan is the biggest Timmy B fan.
Ethan: You're the one who made me dab to Timmy B.
Ethan: Now I just wanna dab more.
Ethan: Throw up a dab.
(pfft.)
Ethan: That's pretty good.
Post: Thanks.
Ethan: I dunno, I'm afraid I don't have enough swag to dab.
Post: Let's see it one more time.
(OHMYSHIT)
(Post cracking up)
Ethan: Dude, it's so-
Post: I love how the front arm goes forward.
(BOI)
Ethan: Oh, oh that's a straight up Nazi salute.
Post: That's not a dab!
[chill beats]
Post(rapping): Bling, blaow ooh; meme on Ethan Klein (idk dude) Bling, blaow ooh; meme on Ethan Klein
(flawless)
[chill beats]
So we just pulled in at the observatory
We're backstage with Post Malone. There's a huge line outside
And this is what the backstage looks like.
Post is here with his posse.
Everyone is getting hyped you can hear them.
It's pretty cool. It's pretty exciting
[chill beats]
MAN ON LEFT: There's 400 shows. We've been to Canada, we've been to Europe twice. We've been fucking -
ETHAN: So you - so you still get jitter before beforehand?
POST MALONE: Oh yeah, it's scary as fuck
POST MALONE: It's just the - whenever - the first step
Whenever you get up for a song and then the third song you're like, "Okay, cool".
ETHAN: I was going to say, at a certain point during the
ETHAN: set you're like, "I'm with it" POST MALONE (crosstalk): Yeah
POST MALONE: Yeah, but before that it's just like, "Fuck"
ETHAN: I get nervous when I stream
POST MALONE: Do you? ETHAN [laughing]: A little bit
[beat]
(indistinctly) Do you wanna get weird, bro do, you wanna get weird?
(indistinct voice) ETHAN BRADBERRY!
[beat]
[fans screaming]
[screaming intensifies]
[Post Malone - White Iverson]
[Crowd screams]
[beat]
[Post Malone song]
POST MALONE: Aring, make me appointment with Ethan
OFF SCREEN FEMALE VOICE: What's an Aring?
POSTMALONE: You don't know what an Aring is!? WOMAN: No! I'm, like the dumbest -
POST MALONE: It is not me who is smart it is my Aring
ETHAN: It's like a really hot new, uhh, it's like a smart ring. It's really - It's going to take over the world
WOMAN: Ok, I'm with it POST MALONE: It's going to be the new hottest - hottest thing
POST: It's going to be like the pulse, and you wear your pulse and the Aring at the same time
POST: and your just a fucking cyborg WOMAN: At the same time!?
POST: You're cybernetic
ETHAN: The memes are. too. spicy. here!
POST: It is not me who is smart
MICHELLE OBAMA: Wow, Ethan! Great moves, keep it up. Proud of you!