What if we just...
Hi...
Listen, I've been hacked
By myself. I hacked mys-. I did it, it was me, I hacked myself.
Here's, okay, here, can I just- can I explain,
Listen guys, I'm bored. I want attention. Okay. Just frickin give it to me, man.
Basically, I just want to like chit chat you know and the most dramatic way I could think to do that would be to hack
Myself leak my phone number and then have you call me
Does that make sense ?
I have been hacked in the past so this is gonna be pretty believable.
I was hacked by a Turkish Cult. No big deal. I'm now in said Turkish Cult. It's a really good time
We meet on Tuesdays... Solid group of people, yah know. I don't know. I don't know.
I can't just ask for your phone numbers.
I could have done that.
I just though t: "What a creative way to talk to you people, huh ?"
So, basically you can just like buy a phone number,
so I went ahead and did that and now I'm gonna leak it. I'm so nervous. I'm just gonna hack myself
I think I'm just gonna hack myself real quick
If that's all right with everyone ?
The only reason why I don't want to hack myself is because I don't want to manifest
Me getting actually hacked again.
Oh my god.
I'm doing it.
Wait, guys. Wait, I'm doing it.
(weak sound)
Anybody else's heart just drop
to their butthole ?
Me.
Just me ?
JUST ME ?
Okay, so, we're gonna start
with changing my profile pic.
That's what
all the hackers
in the past have done to me.
Um...
I'm just tryna get in... with the hacking
crew, now that I'm ss- hack, I'm a hacker.
I changed my profile pic to just that.
Bada-a-bing-bada-boom!
Now to tweet.
We must tweet and come up with a very
well-thought-out tweet.
We're going with a nice, simple
"hacked hacked hacked hacked hacked hacked hacked..."
Okay, now the word "hacked" doesn't look like the word "hacked" anymore.
Uh-oh. I've seen it too much.
We're gonna do it!
Tweet!
(some jazzy music)
I just remembered
that the only thing I hate more than calling people, um,
is people calling me.
I don't even know what approach
I'm supposed to take when someone calls me.
Am I supposed to be me ?
I don't like this.
No one call me, please.
I got my new phone number. I'm gonna leak it.
I'm just tweeting out Ally's phone number and then...
?????
All right, this is it.
EeEeeEEeeeEEEeEeeEEeeeEEEeEeeEEeeeEE
Okay, we just- we have to sit and wait by the phone.
What if no one calls me ?
This is gonna be so awkward.
Oh, this is not going as planned.
So, it tweeted the phone number, and
everyone's being very respectful, okay ?
So, the tweet's been up for a couple minutes now,
and boy did this backfire.
All of these responses are like "no !"
"Don't call this." "Don't call this number." "No one call the number." "No one." No- every- nobody- nobody- nobody.
Okay, I'm gonna need to change the title of this video to: "You guys are so respectful."
Thanks.
(slaps thigh)
Umm...
What ???
What am I supposed to do ?
I'm gonna keep y'all updated. I'll be right back
People
People!
PEOPLE, PEOPLe, WAIT I'VE GOTTEN SO MANY MISSED CALLS
Oh my god.
Oh my god. I missed-
NOOOO!!
Hold on, one second,
guys, this is becoming a problem
because, I'm actually
I- eh, okay. Wait.
Sorry, okay, um, listen.
ooOH NO!
People are calling me. I'm not getting the calls.
I'm getting- I'm getting a call.
Hello ?
Okay, they hung up. We've got another call coming in.
Hello ?
They're like, "yup, okay, checks out. That was her number, we're good."
Okay, another one.
(beep)
What's up ?
Dawg, it was me ! It was me ! It was me ! I did it !
Who do you think this is ?
Someone just texted me :
"Yo, Nina we still hangin' tonight ?"
We got another one.
This is going not well. Not well, people.
Hello ?
My phone is in fact blowing up.
Okay, we've got another, we've got another.
Also, by the way, This is my fake phone number popping up.
It's rerouting. Don't worry about it. It's not your phone number
You're not getting okay, whatever.
Here we are.
What's up ?
What's good ?
Who's this ?
Who's that ?
That's what everybody tells me.
Okay, it may- it might- it might be,
Maybe.
Mmm..
Maybe not.
Probably not.
You sound like her.
I have a fake phone number right now.
You think I'd leak my own number ?
And also you'd think I'd have an Android ?
Or what ?
Tweet me that we talked on the phone,
and I'll follow you.
Have a good day.
Okay, bye.
♫ I had a normal interaction with a human! ♫
(sharp noise from mouth #1)
(sharp noise from mouth #2)
I'm getting another one. (lmfao sounds like you're having a contraction, Ally.)
Guys, they're just-
It's gonna keep ringing.
It won't stop ringing.
Is this what it's like to have friends ?
That's so cool.
That must be so fun.
(sick edgy rock beat)
We're back at it.
Hellooo ?
Hello ?
Hello
Hello~ !
hello? (x69)
That's like that episode of Spongebob where they're like "alone, alone alone !"
It's me.
That is my life.
(lip succ noise)
(choke)
Hey !
Hi~!
Who's this~?
And, they're gone.
Just like that.
This going so terribly wrong.
This is just a phone conversation between two people that don't know who they're talking to.
I'm gonna like answer them and be a normal person.
Let's see how that goes.
We got another call coming in.
Hello ?
This would be Ally Hills.
I've been WHAT ??
Been WHAT ??
On WHAT ??
Thank you for letting me know.
I- I hacked myself
Yes, yes ! I have yes !
Um, because I was hoping somebody would call me.
Just lonely.
You know, looking for a pal.
Yeah, I probably would be, too.
Hello ?
What's up ?
Would I like to buy some what, now ?
*gasp* Free cats ??
How much do they cost ?
Let's do this.
Keep 'em- let's keep 'em coming, man.
*in a raspy voice* Hello ?
That one scared them right away.
Hello ?
Hello ??
hHEllo ?
Hellooooo...
Hello, hello. Hello. HelloOOoo !
I'm so sorry.
To whoever that was, I'm so sorry that you just had to encounter that.
I'm so- I'm so sorry.
We've got another call~!
Heyo ?
I said, heyoo ??
No time for that one.
Hello ?
They were like, "nopE, WRong PersON NOPE !"
Hey !
Okay, I think everyone's just calling to see if it's my number, and then when it is they're done.
*moaning* hhhhello ??
I kind of forgot I was on the phone.
Hello ?
Who's this ?
Wait, it might be the right number.
What ?
Maybe ?
What's up ? What's going on ?
If we're being real, I'm not good either.
We're fine.
Yeah, no, it was me. It was me all along.
No, you didn't !
I didn't even think about that.
Yes, yes, I am.
I'm one of them.
*gasp* Your favorite person ?
I love you too, bye.
What's up ?
What is what ?
Who am I ?
Heyyyy.
I'm gonna title this video: "People call me and then hang up."
Every time, every time. It's been about an hour, I just- I
One moment, let me take this.
Hello ?
Hey, what's up ?
Oh yeah, it is. Who's this ?
Thank you.
Oh, you know just filming a video.
Haha, bye !
It's been an hour. It feels like it's been nine years.
What a doozy.
hehaHeh
I think it's time to call it quits.
Okay, the whole thing earlier [that]
I said about not calling.
Boy, was I wrong.
Y'all called.
You're still calling.
You called.
You freaking delivered, man....
Hello ?
That's exactly what I thought.
To those of you who called : thanks so much.
If you saw my Twitter, and you didn't know what was going on, now you know.
I think it's time for me to un-hack myself.
I'm gonna go ahead and tweet that.
If you like the video,
then give it a thumbs up and subscribe, cuz that'd be sick.
Alright well,
that's it for me.
If I ever tweet that I'm hacked again, though, I'm actually hacked, guys.
Believe it.
I'm gonna go un-hack myself now. I will see you later, suckers.
Goodbye.
(un-succ noises)
(outro music)
(loud un-succ noise)
I genuinely just peed a little.