- I'm...
Swaggy J, yeah.
I had the biggest song on SoundTok FI.
You haven't heard it?
Father Goose invited me
to freshen up this dusty-ass track.
♪ Deck the block with balls of holly ♪
♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪
♪ Well, 'tis the season to be jelly ♪
♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪
♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪
♪ La la la la la la, bawk, bawk, bawk ♪
♪ Troll the ancient yuletide carol ♪
♪ La la la la la, la la la la ♪
♪ My life might be on the line ♪
♪ Some scary, sexy old lady with a knife ♪
♪ Wants us to find ♪
♪ Some veterano who supposedly died ♪
♪ Ooh, nice shoes ♪
♪ Thanks ♪ ♪ Is that it ♪
♪ Be patient, boo ♪
♪ Homeo and duduette ♪
♪ I have the floor ♪
♪ And I'm citizen-arresting you ♪
♪ You're running behind, chop, chop ♪
♪ Don't chop-chop me ♪
♪ I'm working with what I got ♪
♪ Make him think it was his idea ♪
♪ Jedi mind trick ♪
♪ We all know the truth ♪
♪ That Cesar's your bitch ♪
- Jamal wants you all on set.
- Yo!
It's spelled with a Y.
As in why can't you spell?
- Ooh.
(hip-hop music)
♪ Deck the block with balls of holly ♪
♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪
♪ Well, 'tis the season to be jelly ♪
♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪
♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪
♪ La la la la la, la, bawk, bawk, bawk ♪
♪ Troll the ancient yuletide carol ♪
♪ La la la la la, la la la la ♪
♪ When the doll doesn't text you ♪
♪ Don't be upset ♪
♪ You gotta stop ♪ ♪ You need to stop ♪
♪ You gotta stop ♪
♪ Fecal cake breath ♪
♪ Okay ♪
♪ Hi, I'm Cesar ♪
♪ What are you doing ♪
♪ We need a clean slate ♪
♪ Okay ♪ ♪ We need a first date ♪
♪ Aren't we already past that ♪
♪ We've been running the bases backwards ♪
♪ I eat the marmalade ♪
♪ I eat it, I eat it ♪
♪ I eat the marmalade ♪
♪ Everybody's going through their own shit ♪
- But this is how I feel.
- Tuck that 'tude back in, and pull out the cool vibe.
- How am I supposed- - Stop.
You are bringing down the mood.
At a funeral!
♪ Deck the block with balls of holly ♪
♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪
♪ Well, 'tis the season to be jelly ♪
♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪
♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪
♪ La la la la la la, bawk, bawk, bawk ♪
♪ Troll the ancient yuletide carol ♪
♪ La la la la la, la la la la ♪
- You're killing the vibe in here, bro.
- I am the vibe.
(upbeat music)
- Yo, puh-lease.
- Share. - This stupid.
- Song. (upbeat music)