(gnawing loudly)
- Ugh, this cookie is disgusting!
Tastes like metal.
- Because it's no cookie, ya fruitloop.
Ya found me pot 'o gold!
- Ahh, I thought this cookie jar looked funky.
But what happened to my chocolate chip cookie?
I'm so hungry. (metal clangs)
- Would ye stop trying to eat me pot 'o gold?
Yer precious chocolate chip cookie is right there.
- Oh, looky-looky, there's my cookie!
Hahaha!
- Ya, ya, very amusing rhyme.
Now let's get me my pot o' gold back.
What are your three wishes gonna be?
- Three fishes?
- Three wishes.
- Sure, I'll take some free dishes.
Sounds like an unbelieva-bowl deal!
Hahaha!
- I'm giving you three wishes!
You know very well how this works!
- Hahaha!
Okay, okay.
I wish for infinite wishes.
- I can't do that and you know it!
- Haha!
It was worth a shot, no need to be short with me.
Hahaha!
- Is that a crack at me height?
I'll have you know I'm quite tall for a leprechaun!
- Oh sure, I'm sure all the other leprechauns
are just green with envy.
Hahaha!
- Ooh!
Can we just get this over with?
I have an entire evening planned with me pot o' gold.
I'm gonna pop in a romcom, maybe order in some corned beef.
- Oh, I wish for a chocolate chip cookie!
- You know ye already have a chocolate chip cookie, right?
- Yeah, but if I eat it then I won't have any.
So I want another one.
- That doesn't make any!
You know what, fine.
You want it you got it. (chiming)
- Hey, this cookie tastes disgusting!
- That's 'cause it's me gold!
- Hahaha!
I know, I just lepre-conned you.
Hahaha!
Whip!
Nom nom nom nom nom.
Look, just tell me your second wish.
- (burps) I want another cookie.
- What are you?
Ye know, nope.
I'm not gonna do it.
If you want it,
you can have it! (chiming)
- Nom nom nom nom nom.
- Third wish?
- (burps) I want another--
- Do not wish for another cookie!
Look, Orange, I'm tryin' to be your friend.
You're squandering a life changing opportunity here.
Do you not realize that you could have
all the cookies in the world if you wanted to?
- Ohhh, that's a great point.
I-rish I had thought of it myself!
Hahaha!
- Ugh.
- Get it, I-rish?
Hahaha!
- Yes, I get it.
Now what's your next wish?
- Hmm, I wish for oh!
A chocolate chip cloning machine!
That way I can eat chocolate chip cookies for life!
- Alright, I can do that for ya.
One chocolate chip clonin' machine comin' right up.
(chiming) (metal clanging)
- Woohoo!
And the dial goes up to infinity!
This calls for a celebratory cookie!
Hahaha!
- Wait, what are ye doing?
(burps)
You fool!
Ye ate your only cookie!
What are you gonna put in the cloning machine now!
- Oh, no!
Oh, I take it back!
- You can't.
We're done, it's done.
- Noooo!
My cookies are all gone!
My kingdom for a cookie!
- Suppose I'll be takin' me gold now whoa!
- Hahaha!
Hey, did you have a nice trip?
Hahaha!
- Har har.
Well it's really easy to be slippin' on the counter
with all the cookie crumbs everywhere.
Now, I will be be grabbin' me gold and
whoa, whoa, whoa aah!
- Whoa!
Liam just slipped and fell into the cloning machine.
This is crumb-believable!
Hahaha!
- What what what the?
I'm okay.
I'm okay!
- What the? - What the?
- Hey!
Hey Liam!
- [Together] What?
- Looks like the chocolate chip cloning machine
has become more of a four-leaf cloner, amirite?
Hahaha!
- [Together] Har har, very funny.
Ooh, it's me pot o' gold!
I'll give ye three wishes!
- Ooh, It's me pot o' gold!
I'll give ye three wishes!
- All right, all right, we get it.
Orange, congratulations.
It looks like you found a workaround for infinite wishes.
You got yerself infinite Liam the leprechauns.
You happy? (chiming)
- Yep!
I'm downright chip-per!
Hahaha!
Shut yer yap!
Now let's get one thing straight,
that there's my pot o' gold!
- Hey that's my pot o' gold
as much as it is your pot o' gold.
- And it's mine as much as yours!
- Those be fightin' words! (all arguing)
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Those be fightin' words!
- Wow!
- Ah, what's the use.
We know each other's moves all too well, don't we?
- Yeah, you guys are all masters at Tie-Clone-Do.
Hahahaha!
- Well gents, shall we go spend the gold on infinite pints?
- Great! - Yeah!
(cheering) - I like the way you think.
- Alright then, wait!
Where's me gold?
- (burps) Oops.
I thought those cookies tasted kinda metallic.
- [Together] Ah crap!
(playful music)