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and welcome back to the dating game
we've already introduced our lady Daisy
now let's meet her potential dates
contestant number one hello beautiful
my name is Brandt and there's nothing I
can't do for you I will be true you'll
be glad you knew me prions your voice
makes me melt contestant number two
hello I am Timothy
and I am very stable hi Tim your voice
really comforts me that's actually
Timothy it's not Tim if you want to call
me Tim that's it's not correct but
contestant number three
hey guys hi baby you can call me but
just don't call me late for dinner
because I will be very cranky all right
you're up Daisy
good luck choosing your next hot date
thank you okay so my first question is
for all three of you if you're a mode of
transportation which one would you be
oh I would definitely be a motorcycle
because I'm adventurous I love sunny
days and I only have two wheels while
most people on the road have more okay
all right contestant number two I am a
2012 Toyota Corolla light gray base
model what I lack in bells and whistles
I make up for dependability comfort and
a little pep in my step
okay you sound very sweet and charming I
am okay contestant number three I am
her2 what I
I would have to say that I am a to
Terrell
like like because I am on track to
become the greatest chef in the world I
may be a little loco but I have good
motives
also I really like food which you have
to chew to humor I like that that's one
of my 10 senses okay for everyone what
are you looking for in a woman oh I
definitely want a girl who's just
willing to go with the flow I'll take
you to places you only dream of like
Olive Garden or steak okay okay number
two I mean definitely someone who wants
kids I mean you're not gonna want to
teach homeschool if you don't want kids
also someone who wants to teach
homeschool okay contestant number three
yes I am home schools no no sorry what
are you looking for a woman what why
would i look for a woman you're right
here stupid question number three do you
believe in love at first sight nope oh
okay but I do believe in love at first
bite what does that mean you're me okay
boys don't fight over me quite yet I
apologize for this inconvenience okay
this question is for everyone if you
want a celebrity doppelganger who'd it
be people say I look like the dad from
family matters with Kevin Hart and a
little bit of protein powder
awesome contestant number two Oh
Joaquin Phoenix probably haha yeah right
okay um contessa number three who's your
doppelganger Bruce Willis you know that
guy
yeah Owen Wilson Ben Affleck you know
them too yeah do you look like that no
not those hacks they were in a movie
with my doorbell hanger the superhot one
Oh which movie I'll give you a hint
Armageddon to look more like Steve
Buscemi everyday I don't know who that
is but he sounds dreamy yes you might
want to google him maybe
okay okay one more question each before
I choose number three contestant number
one can we still be friends and hang out
and you pay for stuff oh yeah girl
number two can you say anything even
remotely interesting okay contestant
number three as a final test for my
fifth question I'll give you five
seconds to guess how many kids I want
five questions five seconds five two
children and that's our show tune in
next week to the dating game why did I
win contestant number one what would you
do if you liked that sketch oh I would
definitely subscribe and then I would
take you for a walk on the beach okay
what would you do if your friends needed
some comedies I would definitely share
this video with them and like it and
comment below and take you for a walk on
the beach Wow