So I keep like every.. *smack* what was that?
I have ghosts. Should I change the title to I have ghosts in my house? I should do that, right? I'm asking the ghost *laughs*
I keep like a lot of stuff on the notes app on my phone.
I've seen other people on Youtube do this, just go through their notes.
Not an original idea but the things inside *tapping* my notes app
*inaudible stumbling*
I don't know what's in here but I have good ideas all the time
I thought I would go through my notes and share some of my brilliant ideas
Honestly I know there are some brilliant ideas in here!
my notes are super unorganized
and I've got about two years worth
let's just jump right in
alright! Miniature furniture rental
first of all, say that three times fast
oh my god!
*inaudible mumble*
real estate agents rent furniture that's like not
to normal scale to stage homes and apartments
to make the photos seem like the place
is roomier than it actually is
when you get there
*stumbles* did that.. did you get.. did that make sense?
this business was to scam people
*stumbles* like.. I wasn't..
I'm just spitballing here alright
this is literally the stupidest idea I've ever written down in here
and I just scrolled past a note that said
poop vacuum so.. *heavy sigh*
the next food network star. This was me inventing a TV personality
his name is Mitch, right? The title of the show
was gonna be Mitchin in the Kitchen
the first recipe was gonna be
for Mitch's Bitchin' Kicken' Mitchin' Kitchen Chicken
so... move over Guy Fieri!
although, wait. Is Guy Fieri Travel Channel? *ominous music* what is happening?
I don't care
if a Viner has a concert, do they still only cover 6 seconds
of the song?
we'll never know
here we are! Brilliant idea.
is it? Is it?
Meghan Trainor and Shania Twain cover band
Meghan Twainor
if that doesn't become a Las Vegas show
vapes on a plane! It's like Snakes on a Plane but
instead, everyone is just vaping
that could at least be like a TV/movie
or like a note. Or just like a note in my phone
you ready? Alright let me hit you with this app idea
this is just like a really sad episode of Shark Tank
it's called "Grow Old"
I don't even know why I went as far as to pick a name for it
it's a dating cite where users use photos based solely on projections
of what they're gonna look like
when they're like.. when they're like *cough*
so you like... aren't surprised
so you know what you're getting yourself into
dating apps are already the most superficial thing ever
so like I'm not... *inaudible* get off my back, me
this was a great idea
till I found out that it kinda already exists
it's like an Uber BUT it's
it's for people that like didn't know they were gonna drink
until they got somewhere but they already drove there
anyway so they were like *farm animal noises*
they still need to get home so
you use this app, right? Two people show up in one car
one of them drives your car back to your house
and the other one drives you back to your house
wait... yee yee yeah. And then problem solved!
this was clearly a to-do list
um... go to the bathroom, go to 7-eleven, record vocals
if that's not the epitome of productivity
I don't know what is
this is just an order from Taco Bell
if I were to have a restaurant it would be
either called The Sleepy Noodle or The Prickly Nipple
because it rolls right off the tongue
it's a good name for like...
a strip club or something... like in the desert? I don't know
I don't know
another brilliant idea
kid's cartoon character named Jackson Knapsack
I have a lot of time on my hands
carries around a knapsack and always wants to picnic
Jackson Knapsack!
sounds like a really riveting plot
but im just saying
a weed cooking show called Easy Baked Oven
I mean...
Whoa-kay! Sick.
I woah! Wait a minute I forgot! I finally got a P.O. box
so... that literally just means if you want to like send me anything
like a letter, or like...
I ran out of things! I don't know!
cash
or like...
body parts
okay but no, if you want to send anything it's there now
I'm just letting you know I'm gonna put the address in the description below
oh sh*t that rhymed
*upbeat rhythm*
I need to go
I 100% need to go
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I will see ya later, suckers!
Can I just show you this SnapChat that I took of these ants
I never posted it cause I didn't want people to know I had ants
but look at that teamwork
look at them go