-And now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
"There Should Be a Law" responses from you guys.
This first one is from @Suzatthelibrary.
She says, "There should be a law that if you play anything
on your phone out loud on a public bus,
the bus must immediately stop so other passengers
can throw you out the window."
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Yes. Yeah.
This one is from @Annabananagrace.
She says, "There should be a law that you shouldn't tell someone
they look tired unless they're literally asleep." Yeah.
[ Laughter and applause ] Yeah, I agree with that.
-"Hey you look tired." -"How you doing, Jimmy.
You look really tired." -"You look real tired."
-Thanks. -Thank you?
[ Light laughter ]
-"You look like you're really sick."
-Yeah. "Something wrong with you?"
-"You'd tell me if you had a stroke, right?"
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
"Somebody punch you in the face?"
[ Light laughter ] -This one is from @Miketbarrett.
He says, "There should be a law that if people get to
swim with the dolphins, then dolphins get to
walk with people, too. It's only fair."
[ Laughter and applause ]
This one is from @immaddiemcneal.
-Oh, Maddie McNeal.
-I feel like I'm being catfished.
-Yeah. [ Light laughter ]
-She says, "There should be a law that New York sidewalks
must have a tourist lane and a New Yorker lane." Yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ] That's --
-Come on.
-That's what I'm talking about. I like that.
That's good stuff. -This is a road people.
Move to one side if you're going to look at a map.
-This one is from @realjordanb.
They say, there should be a law
that every Donald Trump newspaper headline starts with,
'Florida man.'" [ Laughter and applause ]
"Florida man swallows tax returns."
This one is from @Joeydestefano5.
He says, "There should be a law against using sirens
in radio ads.
Am I getting pulled over or can I save up to 15%
on my insurance for my RV? Make up your mind!"
-Wee-oo. Wee-Oo. Oh, no. Pull over now.
There's a great deal over at -- [ Light laughter ]
You in the blue Honda. [ Light laughter ]
-This one is from @bgigglings.
She says, "There should be a law that if you're still
paying student loans, you can still qualify
for student discounts." Hey! -Yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ] That's actually a great idea.
I agree with that. [ Applause ]
This last one is from @joannemj1.
She says, "There should be a law that the final
piece of the puzzle has to be placed by
the person who worked hardest on it. You just got here, Paul.
Don't even think about swooping in on this at the last minute."
[ Cheers and applause ] Paul!
There you have it, those are our "Tonight Show Hashtags."
To check out more of our favorites,
go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. [ Cheers and applause ]