let me ask you something hmm
come a guy like you place is Tom Reid
and National Inquirer what's wrong with
it
it means it's trash man you should be
reading like The Times or something
how did The Times for dinner but this
this is my dessert they got some
contests at school this writing thing
you have into one of those writing
contests yeah lunch long time ago did
you win well of course I won like money
or something the Pulitzer oh well they
make all the students get up and read in
front everybody what the hell's that
gonna do with writing writers right so
that readers can read let someone else
read it you ever read your own book and
public hell no
barely read it in private you know those
things you do that coffee shop reading
you know when they do it sell books
I guess cuz they want to get laid really
hmm women will sleep with you if you
read a book
women will sleep with you if you write a
bad book did it ever happen to you
sure
did you ever get married not exactly a
soup question is here no no I never did
but I learned a few things along the way
which might be of help was this young
lady you're always talking about like
what the key to a woman's heart is an
unexpected gift at an unexpected time
you're giving me advice on women
unexpected gift unexpected time
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