Yo! What's up?
It's me, Samuel L. Jackson.
I play a samurai cat in the new animated theatrical film,
Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank.
Meow!
That means “roll it!”
Why do you want to be a samurai?
I lived in a bad part of town full of bad dogs.
Everybody always picked on me.
I thought if I could be a samurai,
it would change everything.
Sounds like you need a mentor.
Perhaps a once great samurai who has fallen on hard times
and maybe could use some help himself.
But where could I find one?
What? Get out of here!
Who even made that?
It’s you!
Don't believe everything you read.
Samurai Hank, you have to do something!
You're under arrest.
You wanted to be a samurai.
Fun, isn't it?
Go get 'em!
Oooo-wah!
Ohhhh!
[high-pitched screaming]
Get back out there!
Oh, my.
I've got to make this samurai thing work.
Whoa!
Hey, this is the training montage, isn't it?
Nope.
Don't forget to land on your-
Oof!
feet.
We’ve gotta wipe that town off the map.
Send a tweet to assemble the troops.
Who knew an evil army could go through so many beans?
[all laughing]
What the mother father cocker spaniel is going on here?
Time to finish this.
(both) Ahhhhhhhhh...
This might take a while.