- Today we show you how to make flying coach
a first class experience.
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat electronic music)
Gooooood Mythical Morning.
- Mythical Beasts, your questions are like flashlights
and we are the answer bobcats
that come into your backyard and get caught in your beams.
(Rhett hissing)
- Boom, hit him over the....
Just hit the bobcat over the head.
- That's quite an impression. - Your answer will spill out.
Question comes from Liv who asks,
" How do I get the best first class experience
in regular coach seats?"
- Incredible question.
I think we have an incredible answer
because everybody knows the main benefit
from the first class experience-
- Yeah?
- Is not the extra lead room, leg room.
It's not the- - Or the lead room.
- TVs. - Gotta put my lead.
- It's not the ability to fold your seat down into a bed.
No, it's the free drinks,
and you're back there in coach
and you don't have those kind of amenities.
But that's all about to change
as we introduce to you our Mythical Mocktails.
- Now you do get free drinks
and little piddly snacks back in the normal coach-ish area-
- Piddly! - Of the airliner,
as opposed to the free ultra creative mixed drinks
that you can get up in that front posh area
that I only walk through
and just kind of stare at those people.
- Hey guys. - Like, oh I'm judging you
and hating you inside.
Mad that you get to leave before me
and why are you already here?
- Yeah, looking so comfortable.
- Yeah. Already drinking something.
- Yeah. - So we've applied
our creative minds to some stuff
that we can make using the stuff
that we have back in the biggie back here
and the stuff that we can find
going through Hudson News at the last second
before we get on 'cause I always wait until the last second.
- Right.
Mocktail number one.
- All right, we're starting things off simple.
When they ask what you want,
just say, "I'd like a Coke and can I have the whole can?"
You gotta sweet talk a little bit.
You might have to throw in wink
in order to get the whole can.
And then you gotta have a friend-
- Hey. - Who's then gonna order...
- Hey, I'd like a whole can of ginger ale.
- And give 'em the wink, and then you pull that out.
- Look what I got. I winked.
- And then we each go halfsies
on the Coke and the ginger ale.
So let's go halfsies on this
and then switchy. - Switcheroonies.
- Switchies.
- Don't let 'em see you do this.
They don't want you to do this in coach.
- Then you throw the ginger on there,
and ladies and gentlemen, you are creating a goke.
G-O-K-E, but it's pronounced with a juh.
- Like GIF. - Like GIF, yeah.
- Cheers. - Cheers, here we go.
- You always cheers your buddy.
That makes you look high class.
(Line exhales) Mm.
Tastes like a good idea to me.
- Did I mention we haven't tried these before now?
(all laughing) - Yeah.
- Yeah, we haven't.
- You can judge whether or not you're gonna try them.
- We're like this sounds like a good idea, let's do them.
- Now of course you can get some free creamer.
They have that in coach.
And you put that in there a little bit.
- I got one over here.
- And you got a blonde goke.
(Rhett and Link laughing)
- Double meaning. - Look what we did!
- [Rhett] Ooh, it's curdling.
- I wonder what they're doing in the back of the plane.
Oh, we are in the back of the plane.
I keep forgetting that I'm smelling the lavatory.
- Cheers. - Do you smell the lavatory?
- Cheers, my wing man.
- He was in there for quite some time.
- Yes, he was.
- This tastes like a root beer float, man.
- Ain't nothing wrong with it at all.
Y'all should do this.
- This isn't bad at all. - Off to a good start.
Let's continue. - I love blonde jokes.
Mocktail number two.
Okay, if you're traveling during the winter
or going to the Arctic,
you know you want to get some hot chocolate,
but they don't have that stuff on a lot of flights,
but all you gotta do is step one,
is pull out the chocolate bar that you've been
sittin' on the whole flight.
Should be rather mushy. - Very nice.
- And then you order some hot water from the attendant.
You take that- - What goes first?
- Chocolate first, then put in the hot agua.
- Here it comes here. - Mm-hm.
- [Rhett] Here it comes.
Ooh, that is real nice.
- That is totally mature butt chocolate.
- Oh, that's got three hours of butt heat on it
and it's just right.
How much butt heat do you need?
- Three hours'll do.
- And then you add a little bit of just regular water heat.
- [Link] Mm-hm.
- And then you just do a little mixaroony.
Now...
- [Link] Mm, that's lookin' good.
- It may not look like it's gettin' a real good mix,
but listen, everything tastes better at high altitudes.
Now, I like a little spice with my hot chocolate,
so I have created what I'm calling
the Mexican hot chocolate.
You're going to need to ask for some Flaming Hot Cheetos.
If they don't have that, 'cause they often don't,
you just need to pick these up.
You need to have Flaming Hot Cheetos on you at all times.
(Link laughs)
And then you're gonna- - Holla!
- Create a little Cheeto dust. (banging on table)
(bag rustling)
There we go, we're gettin'...
- Oh, wow.
- And then you just let her rip.
And if you wanna be extra fancy,
bring your pre-made (chuckles) Cheeto dusted rimmed glass
and move it over, baby.
Boop boop boop boop boop boop.
- Mm.
- Now, I am very, very excited
about what I'm about to put in my mouth.
Oh.
- Oh, are you in the Arctic of Mexico?
- Come with me to Mexico.
- The really cold Mexico- - Come with me
to the coldest part of Mexico,
the highest mountain in Mexico.
Drink from my cup. (laughs)
- Take your cup back and enjoy it yourself.
It is kind of hot. - It's good, though.
- You know what? It's good.
It is good.
I'm more of a peppermint hot chocolate man.
You may have noticed
that I've been chewing my peppermint gum.
- Yeah, I didn't wanna say anything.
- And then I've also got some peppermints
that I have crushed in this Ziploc bag in the tray.
So you spread those out
and you spread 'em directly on your tray,
and then you take that minty gum rim-
- And it's okay to do all this in coach
because people in coach, they don't have no standards.
- [Link] They don't care.
- They're not gonna tell you, "Stop that."
They're like, "That guy's doing something cool."
- [Link] All right, now look at that
minty rim of awesomeness.
- Wow, you're really onto something over there, Neal.
- I throw open-
- I'm gonna start calling you by your last name.
You deserve it.
- My chocolate gusher.
- [Rhett] I like to roll it.
Oh, you missed. - Oh.
- The very first- - I rimmed it.
- You might wanna bring a funnel in your backpack.
I've always got Flaming Hot Cheetos and a funnel.
They always look at me funny, TSA.
"Sir, what are you gonna do with that funnel?"
Well, you come with me and you'll find out. (laughs)
I mean on the plane. (staff laughing)
- All right, so I'm making my hot choco-lattes.
Got a little peppermint rim action.
- I think that's gonna be good.
- And then a minty chocolate...
- Wow.
- Heaven.
- Can I go with you to that part of the Arctic?
The minty part?
What part of the marctic is minty?
(staff laughing)
What part is the- - It's very minty.
Go for it.
- Oh gosh.
- That's the gum I chewed.
- Oh. - You forgot about that.
(Link laughs)
He forgot- - I was like, "It's so wet."
- I was chewing the gum the whole time.
When you asked the taste it, I was like,
"Is he gonna taste it?"
Okay. - Oh, man.
I don't wanna go to the Arctic.
- You've already been to the Arctic.
Your mouth was there. - I need a straw.
- Nope. Your mouth was in the Arctic.
Take your throat to the Arctic.
It's not bad, though.
- That is not bad.
(staff laughing)
Mocktail number three.
Okay, for this one,
the first thing you're gonna need to do
is sweet talk and wink at that flight attendant
so you can get a full can of Sprite.
- Oh.
- Once you've scored that, you're gonna want to-
- Thank you, baby.
Or man. - Take some Sour Patch Kids.
It's candy that you got at the news stand, you know?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Take the decapitated heads of the Sour Patch Kids
and line the rim.
These drinks is fancy.
We gotta match what they're doing
up there in first class, okay?
- The great thing is you get
to eat Sour Patch bodies the whole time.
- In the process, you do.
And the next thing, so that will continue for a while.
It's a long flight. You've got time.
You've got chocolate bars melting in your back pocket.
There's all kinds of time you gotta kill.
- Booty bar!
- So either on the flight
or maybe while you're waiting for your flight,
you're going to take a bunch of Skittles
and then you're going to separate them
into pre-organized bags by color.
- Done!
You know I got that OCD workin'.
- And then you're going to begin to layer the Skittles
so that you can end up with a rainbow layer
of Skittles inside your cup, okay?
While Link does that,
I'm gonna cut to the chase and tell you,
this is what that's gonna end up looking like.
I've been working on it the whole flight.
I've got my full Sour Patch head rim
and I've got my full rainbow,
and then I'm gonna take my Sprite.
Don't forget about that.
And I'm going to make
what I like to call the Rainbow Sprite.
(Rhett laughs) Get it?
- Yeah. It's like Rainbow Brite but with a Sprite.
- But it's Rainbow Sprite.
- [Link] Mm.
- You're gonna let that come up to the top right there,
and now you need to let that fester for about two minutes.
Okay, our two minutes are up.
A few things have happened.
Number one, it's beginning to obtain
some sort of brown color
of all the colors mixing together,
which is not unappetizing. - Oh you know
when it turns dookie brown, it's ready to drink.
- Yeah, that's the signal.
And then there is a weird sugar film or something on top
that is like, look at that.
Look at the weird film.
- It bubbles up and that's something you can watch
when, you know, you look out the window
and you're taking a nosedive. - This is-
- Oh let me focus on something else.
- Not recommended for diabetics, but I'm not diabetic yet.
- Not yet.
Wow, you really gotta...
- Oh you gotta eat some of the heads.
So my mouth is four Sour Patch guys wide.
- [Link] Oh wow. And you're spilling it.
- Oh.
And then while you're chewing on the Sour Patch guys...
- Sip away.
And what's that like?
What is that like?
Let me see how wide my mouth is in Sour Patch heads.
- A little sugary. (staff laughing)
- I think my mouth is five kids wide.
(Rhett chuckles) - Yeah.
Whoa, that's six or seven guys.
Kids.
How many guys did you get?
- Wow.
(Rhett laughs)
Sweet, man.
- Now- - You're gonna get a rush.
You're gonna jump outta that seat and you're gonna,
you know how you see some people just like standing?
- It's 'cause they drank that.
- It's cause they've been drinking this.
- Yeah, they done been on the Rainbow Sprite train.
- [Link] Mocktail number four.
- Now you may be thinking
you can't have a smoothie on an airplane.
Well, (laughs) your world is about to turn upside down.
(Link laughs) - Yeah, yeah.
- First thing you wanna do-
- That's what I was thinking, too.
- Is to take the M&M's that you've been sittin' on.
- I keep the M&M's in the front and Hershey in the back.
- Oh gosh.
It's more difficult to melt an M&M,
but you know, you can do it.
You're just gonna want to
empty a few of those out into the...
Okay, next thing, you're gonna wanna take the cream.
Creamer.
- Yeah. - There's pretty much
an unlimited supply of those,
and just let it go.
- Broop.
- Next thing you're going to do, Link,
is you're going to want to-
- Broop. - Take a banana.
So you know what?
I'm gonna give you the instructions.
You make it over there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We can share that one. - Buddies can share smoothies.
Who says you can't? - Then you smooshy smoosh.
- Yeah. - Smooshy the banana.
- Get it as smooshed as you can.
- Well that part- - Okay, all right.
We'll worry about that in a second.
Now I know what you're thinking.
Where's the peanut butter?
How do I add peanut butter to a smoothie on an airplane?
Well, it's easier than you think.
Of course you get the free peanut pack
that they send around.
You're gonna wanna take a few of those peanuts,
you wanna put them into your mouth hole.
- The term mouth hole, you can use that sparingly. (laughs)
Okay.
- You want crunchy or smooth?
- I think this is your choice at this point.
- You don't want your buddy's peanut butter?
- I can't understand you, but I am making your smoothie.
- Your buddy's making peanut butter for you over here.
- What? Just, here, here you go.
There's your smoothie.
- Turn the crank.
Lift my elbow. - Really?
That's not a crank.
Oh, and then turn? (staff laughing)
Again? You got anymore?
- No. - Oh, good.
- Now that I got that in there,
now we gotta mix it.
You're gonna take the personal fan
that you got from Hudson News.
- Oh, yeah.
- And you're gonna insert that into your smoothie.
- Come on. Give it a good go.
Just let it have it, man.
Yeah.
There you go.
Grr, yeah, just, you're-
- Oh! - Oh!
You're basically mushing with it.
Yeah.
- I think it's mixing very well.
Okay, Link. It's ready for you to drink.
- Listen, this is your custom creation.
Taste it.
- Hm.
- Peanut butter chocolate banana creamy, smooth.
- That is like I walked into Jamba Juice.
- Through the back door?
- That's the best smoothie I've ever had.
Hey man, I put my lips on the gum that you chewed.
Just...
- You're right, that's exactly like this.
- Just get a little taste.
- It smells good.
- It tastes really good.
I'm not kidding about that part.
Oh.
It's good, isn't it?
Tell me that's not good.
You don't taste the spit in there.
- It is chunky. - But it's good, isn't it?
- It's good. (Rhett laughs)
- It's so good! - You know what, guys?
- You could have made your own peanut butter
just as easily as I did, but you know,
that would've been no fun.
- Hey. (laughs)
You're welcome, guys.
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- Yeah.
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- I've never dookied on a plane.
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- You did? - Yeah, yeah.