Welcome back nerd squad, my name is Roya Destroyaa and this is Top 10 Nerd.
We are back at it with extremely important information, this time instead of heroes we
are looking at villains who canÕt get some.
And trust me, this list wasnÕt easy to narrow down: when you start to think about it, which
sadly I have to do for your entertainment, you realize there are many.
And please, donÕt take this list too seriously.
So letÕs take a look at the top 10 SUPER VILLAINS WHO CANÕT GET LAID.
In the number 10 spot IS EGG FU.
Okay, letÕs crack down right from the start.
HeÕs an egg.
Not much more to it, is there?
Never mind the fact that he is a flagrantly offensive Asian stereotype, not to mention
heÕs got a terrible moustach my dad wouldnÕt be caught dead with, never mind he is hell
bent on world domination.
Even if he wanted to, even if somebody took pity on him, thereÕs no way heÕs getting
his yolks whisked.
Coming in at number 9 WE GOT TOAD.
Mortimer Toynbee was not played the greatest hand in life.
He was abandoned as a baby, picked on as a kid, and latches on to anyone who shows him
the slightest bit of affection.
And according to Scarlet Witch, who was a crush of his, his mannerisms, lack of hygiene,
and appearance were repulsive.
AinÕt nobody gonna be asking what that super long tongue do, boy.
Next, at number 8, WE HAVE SNOWFLAME.
Ahh, yes, Snowflame.
The supervillain who is fuelled by snorting excessive amounts of cocaine.
Super age appropriate of course.
Now, while Snowflame probably tries to get ladies in the sack for a drug-fuelled romp,
we have learned from seeing what happened with floronic man that anyone who touches
Snowflame will feel a contact high from the drugs and, as these girls have discovered
(https://i.imgur.com/tAUm9KD.jpg), likely pass out.
So maybe itÕs best to put a big red NOPE on this one.
Although when I think about it, thereÕs definitely a few ladies who wouldnÕt mind it.
In the number 7 spot we have MAN BAT.
As Dr. langstrom, this guy used to be normal.
But as well know, what experiments can go wrong will go wrong in comics.
After testing a serum on himself meant to gift him with sonar abilities, he slowly has
been transforming himself into a bat creature.
First off, no lady is going to want to hop into bed with a man whose daily routine consists
of taking bat gland formula.
And secondly, in man-bat form he is purely instinct driven, meaning he has little control
over who he sinks his claws into.
Oh and also: heÕs a giant bat.
Coming in at number 6 we got BARACUDA.
Baracuda, a frequent Punisher villain, looks normal enough.
I mean, aside from the mangled fingers he lost in a fight with Punisher.
But what is most likely to turn the ladies off from him, aside from his homicidal tendencies,
is that he is a cannibal.
It started when he was on a mission in Africa, and then apparently he formed quite the taste
for human flesh, but only Wanda Lube, who actually did sleep with him, can answer that
for us.
Gives a whole new meaning to eating out.
(remove if inappropriate LOL)
Next up, at number 5, IS CHEETAH.
When she was first taking villainy for a spin, Barbara Anne Minerva just dressed up as a
cheetah.
Then she achieved every furryÕs dream when she drinks a potion that transforms her into
the real thing.
The only problem is now the hair and whiskers and claws donÕt come off.
She may seem sexy to some, but I invite you to take a moment to smell your catÕs litterbox
and tell me how sexually attracted you are to it.
Love em dearly.
But cats do not smell like a vase of flowers.
Up next at number 4, WE GOT PARASITE.
We donÕt even have to look past this guyÕs appearance to understand why the ladies arenÕt
lining up.
But there are many, many ugly villains out there so why is this guy special?
Because heÕs hungry.
Really uncontrollably hungry for life force all the damn time, itÕs like me and pasta.
His body canÕt be sustained unless he is feeding al the time, so you just know heÕs
not gonna take the hour or so out of his day for loving.
Even if he could.
Which he canÕt really.
In the number 3 spot, WE HAVE RAG DOLL.
Peter Merkell JR was the son of the original Rag doll, and to please his dad he underwent
surgery to install cybernetic joints to be super flexible and bendy.
Not a bad thing in the bedroom, so his problem doesnÕt lie there.
Where he does have a problem is with actually having the required hardware at all.
His genitals were surgically removed because he considered them a bother.
Because who needs em anyway!
Coming in at number 2, IS FREAK.
The Spiderman villain injected himself with animal gene fluids, thinking they were drugs.
Drugs are bad kids, you should get that by now.
What emerges can best be described as a skinless, exposed sac of flesh.
And then youÕve got the acidic saliva and toxic spores that come off his body, and youÕre
set to be celibate for life.
Not that he cares anyway!
To him, itÕs all about the drugs.
And finally, in the number 1 spot WE GOT SHITHEAD.
Yes, really.
Shithead.
What is he?
So glad you asked.
HeÕs literally a pile of shit.
He was made from the excrement of 666 of the worldÕs worst human beings.
Yep, thereÕs gotta be some hitler in there.
He appeared in Top cowÕs Wanted comics written by Mark Millar.
Do I have to go into detail here?
Nope.
For lack of a better way of putting it: nobodyÕs doing the doo any time soon.
So those were the top 10 VILLAINS WHO CANT GET LAID.
Let me know in the comment section down below what villain I missed?
My name is Roya Destroyaa, thanks for watching, and donÕt forget to subscribe so you never
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