- I am gonna go on a hike.
That's right, I'm gonna be the type of person
that goes on hikes.
Goes hiking.
Hiking.
Wait, so hiking is just walking?
They should tell people that.
It's just walking, but in the woods.
I mean, it's great.
It's great, and you get snacks out of it.
So it's just walking with snacks in the woods.
I was today years old when I found that out.
I feel like we need to travel more,
explore, see new sites, get lost in a foreign city.
Yes, Netflix, we're still watching.
Why are they so judgy?
And another one (laughs).
You know, rest is so important.
You know, people just don't value rest.
Okay family, fridge is stocked,
I have a meal planned for every single night this week.
I don't care how busy we get, we are eating at home.
Gonna be healthy.
Hey guys, dinner's here.
Come and get it.
I am not gonna stay up late
just watching pointless TV shows.
Okay, so here's the thing,
there's like a hundred kids
and they're like sent to earth
and it's like "Lord Of The Flies",
but then leaders emerge and, weird,
but they're all incredibly good looking,
so that's kind of strange, but anyway, it's fascinating.
Realistic, hm, but maybe, I don't know.
I am gonna be drinking a ton of water,
just all day long.
This is me.
It's my new hobby.
It's who I am, cheers.
(coffee machine whirring)
(can cracks open)
Ahh.
(bottle cork popping)
(drink pouring)
You know what, I'm gonna resist the urge,
I'm not gonna go all crazy and decorate,
and get pumpkin spiced lattes before fall actually starts.
Okay, hear me out, okay,
if I bring in more pumpkins,
it makes the temperature feel cooler,
so it doesn't even feel like it's 90 degrees right now.
That first PSL feeling, PSL, pumpkin spiced latte.
That's what the regulars call it.
I am cleaning out my closet today.
It feels so good to just clear out
all the things I'm not wearing anymore.
- [Partner] Hey Honey, didn't you say
you were gonna donate those clothes
like three months ago?
- It is on my list, don't you worry.
And listen, as long as it's out of the closet,
it doesn't actually even exist.
It's fine.
Tonight's the night.
You should make dinner, whatever you want.
I'm just gonna step away and just like,
let you create, let your imagination just run free.
Just own it, you got it.
So that's how you're gonna do it?
Cool, no I mean, that's just not how the way.
Listen, that's just not how I do it necessarily,
but that, if you want to do it,
I've never seen it done that way
but if you want to do it that way, that's fine.
I'm just gonna do this one little thing.
I'm just gonna do this, like just add a little bit of salt.
No, I just one, I know I said you should own this
but I'm just gonna, oh, I'm just gonna one little, no?
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
You know what the best part of this is?
Is that you've used every pan.
That way we see how many pans we have.
I'm gonna close my rings every day from now on.
I'm gonna do it.
(clapping hands)
Look Honey, closed my rings.
Look at me.
I did it.
Self five.
(hands slap)
Beat the system.
Ha ha.
I want to be more informed.
I'm going to start reading the news.
Honey, I was reading the news.
Native Hawaiians really need us to rethink
how tourism works on the islands.
- [Partner] And by reading the news, you mean TikTok?
- I mean, it's practically the same thing.
Also I know a lot of dances now.
And cool recipes for salads.
If you just chop everything really tight, yeah.
Corn, yes I know, isn't that funny?
Anyway.
And scene.
Thank you for watching our silly little video.
100% of those things are true.
I'm a sane, motivated person
but then I also like to sit on my couch for eight hours.
Here's the thing about the TikTok thing.
I have learned so much
and I try to tell people, I'll be like I read an article
or I was reading the New Yorker.
No, no, saw it on TikTok, saw it on TikTok.
So if I ever tell you, hey,
I was just reading an article about that.
No, no, saw it on TikTok.
And you can call me on it and I'll deny it.
So any who, happy scrolling.