(victorious music)
- I read all the comments.
I saw everything you had to say about me
eating my way through Disneyland.
We had a great time we're here at Epcot to do it
Because what else you do other than
eat your way through the park here.
We're gonna go through all 11 countries.
We're gonna eat a whole bunch of (bleep).
(screams)
(upbeat music)
And we're gonna start with margaritas
because what else do you start with.
Or that's what I'm gonna start with
and it only feels fair that I get
to choose what we start with here so,
I'll see you in there.
(fiery music)
Can I get a minty pineapple to go please?
- With the pineapple, can I see your ID please?
- Oh (bleep) hold on.
I got carded.
(laughs)
Thank you.
(upbeat music)
It's been far too long since I've had anything to drink.
(coughs)
Spicy.
Oh my god I have no idea what kind of salt that is.
(gasps)
Pineapple yes mint maybe no so much.
I've been told this tastes like a mescal.
Nope that's not where we meant to do that.
I'm gonna stick the whole thing in my mouth.
Don't look at me.
Oh it's really good once you chew it.
It's like dehydrated and rehydrated and dehydrated again.
Into that.
(upbeat music)
The siesta.
- Okay may I see your ID please?
- Yes sorry here you go.
- You're fine thank you very much.
- Thank you.
(upbeat music)
Cheers.
Definitely requires a straw.
I think we've got some mango at the bottom.
Mango and strawberry and lemon maybe.
It's kinda like if you took a Dole Whip
and just added some tequila to it I think.
And then made it different flavors.
None of these are the flavors that a Dole Whip is.
(laughs)
(upbeat music)
Choked on frozen margarita.
(upbeat music)
This is what I want to eat after I have
a tri color frozen margarita.
We've got some beef, we've got some beans,
some tomatoes, sour cream, got some jalapenos.
We have a noticeable absence of cheese.
Which the more I think about that
I get a little bit upset.
Then I pulled out this little guy
and he's covered in this special queso
that's happening down here.
Which deserves like a whole righteous
bite of its own, you know?
Do you think my mother is proud of me?
She should be, I'm doing great.
(upbeat music)
I believe they call this thriving.
We're done with Mexico we're moving into Norway.
Which basically means we're moving on from savory to sweet.
I for one am thrilled about it.
I still feel vaguely drunk.
(inspiring music)
Do you think you just take a fork to this or you bite it?
I'm just gonna bite it.
There's some orange cream in here
in this entirely sugar covered horn type thing.
Oh.
Firstly, the cream is cold which is a really nice touch.
Secondly, I think you're meant to bite it all at once
so I feel like I should probably do that.
Okay,
okay.
It's like this like marzipany unicorn horn troll horn.
We're looking at Sven's Apple Cheesecake
which is a little like uh like a minty boob.
I love apple, I love cheesecake, I love Sven, I love frozen.
Whoa.
So that taste like Christmas,
and I'm a Jew.
This taste what I think Christmas tastes like.
Hello, child.
I'm getting a lot of cream cheese no mint either.
I was kinda hoping for some mint just 'cause the color but.
Small apple bits mixed all in with the cheese.
And like makes you feel like it's December, I guess.
If December looked like this in any
other normal part of the world.
(tranquil flute music)
(moves into lively drum music)
So we're back to drinking alcohol
this is a Plum Wine Cooler from the Lotus House in China.
Whoa.
It tastes like Hawaiian punch like a little kick.
This is the sweetness I was after earlier.
There's actual little plum bits floating
around in there, which is really pretty.
If I weren't
(laughs)
about to eat and drink so much more
I'd crush the whole thing.
I might because who cares by this point, right?
I'm just gonna crush it.
Oh I got a plum bit.
(coughs)
It's nice.
My dogs are that size.
(lively drum music)
I need some pot stickers with my plum wine.
Do I also need ice cream?
No I don't need ice cream.
Do I need ice cream?
(lively drum music)
Straight chicken.
We've got some chili oil sauce maybe some veg in there.
I'd like to describe them to you better,
but they taste like pot stickers
like all the other pot stickers that you've had before.
I enjoy them very much.
It's so icy.
(bouncy music)
- [Camera Woman] What are you getting?
- Giant pretzel.
Are you drunk?
I'm not drunk seems like maybe you're drunk.
I think maybe you are.
I'm told that when you're in Germany
you must drink beer and apparently a giant pretzel
so that's what I'm about to do.
- Pretzel first.
- Thank you.
- You have a big camera.
- Oh yeah a big camera.
Oh it's so hot, it's so hot.
So, are you meant to put mustard on
the pretzel or it's just like a personal preference?
- No it's it's uh we eat this like this in Germany.
- You eat it like that?
- It's real delicious, trust me.
- Got it okay, then I will get mustard.
(bouncy music)
I'm just gonna tackle it from the top I think.
Just really hits the carb spot
that I've been craving all day.
I don't like beer, I do like citrusy things though.
This one is citrusy though it's nice.
It's helping me with the giant pretzel
that I just choked down in a pleasant way.
( lighthearted music)
We're in Italy we've obviously zeroed in on the gelato.
We're gonna get some of that.
We're gonna get something called the Italian Margarita,
I'll let you know what that is.
I'm excited to try, I've had a lot of margaritas today.
This is an Italian Margarita, it's my understanding
that there is actual alcohol in here.
I think there is more tequila in here.
I've had so much tequila today.
It's cooling me down,
I'm slurping it up.
I just spat while I said slurping that was not cute.
I know we mentioned gelato, but I saw something
called the, Cannoli Cupcake, on the menu.
And I panicked and so that's what I ordered.
Look at that, cupcake bottom.
Oh.
Oh sir,
that's the least mad I've ever been
for anyone to interrupt me eating.
I'm loving it a lot it's just like
a lot of like cannoli cream happening.
I love the bottom of the cupcake it's always underrated.
It's a magical (bleeps) bite.
(whistle blows)
It's always funny when you love something
that a baby also clearly loves.
I am a baby.
(laughs)
(patriotic music)
Okay so at first I wasn't sure where we were wandering
into next after beautiful, sunny, windy, Italy
and I saw a sign for giant turkey legs
so we are in America now,
(bleeps) yeah.
I've never actually eaten one of these before.
I've seen all the pictures, I've read all the things.
I see a squirrel looking at me.
It's gone I swear to God it was there.
It wants my turkey leg.
(laughs)
Oh my god.
I thought in that moment that bite would never end.
It's delicious though.
I think it would take me about an hour
and a half to get through this.
Which honestly I would be fine to do.
Look at that whoa.
I feel truly American in this moment.
(upbeat music)
There's a rainbow option.
We left America, we just ate a giant turkey leg.
We are still sweating you don't need
to be so close to me just know that.
We got a Kakigori shaved ice here in Japan.
A rainbow one specifically, lots of flavors.
Which ones I'm actually not so sure
but we should probably try them all.
Cherry.
Mandarin, clementine, tangerine.
Watermelon.
Melon.
I'm just gonna keep chipping at it, no pun intended.
(upbeat music)
Okay we moved on from shaved ice, which was a blast,
to some spicy tuna rolls.
I kinda wish in hindsight I had gone in the opposite order.
That feels like it maybe it would've been a good idea.
Desert and then sushi on a hot day
is not not ideal but we're here, we're committed.
Great.
Solid spicy tuna roll.
The heat is coming from this volcano sauce,
which is like this mayo sriracha situation.
Uh is this Tokyo Sunset,
which is the prettiest thing I've ever seen.
Or at least since Mexico,
everything we drank there was pretty too.
There's banana in here which is wild
and not what I was expecting after eating sushi.
It tastes like a PG piña colada.
(beating drums)
Oh my god, lemon slice Minnie ears.
I feel like I'm done with these maybe I need these ones now.
Crushed it, this is the Tokyo Sunset decision.
(adventurous music)
I picked up a Moroccarita as we were entering Morocco.
So we moved back to vodka and triple sec I believe.
It's like this really limey frozen thing.
It's fantastic.
Okay I'm feeling it a little bit.
The heat and the alcohol
just got to get some more food in me I think.
I haven't eaten enough today.
I need some more food.
(upbeat music)
Who doesn't love to eat shawarma when they look like this.
It's got hummus, it's got some mixed salad of sorts,
it's got tangerine couscous, it's got pita.
I'm not mad about any of it.
It's really good the chicken is shaved really thinly.
Which I feel like is not luxury
you get with all kinds of shawarma.
This is a meal this is like if
I hadn't eaten all the things I'd
want to sit down and eat this.
This is my shawarma moment.
Do you want me to tell you what happened?
(laughs)
I got recognized for being a pig, that's what happened.
- Oh no.
- No I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding but--
- We love it.
- We just made friends on our newest Disney adventure.
(upbeat music)
♪ No ♪
♪ I don't ♪
♪ love you anymore ♪
I'm ready for France, can you help me?
(grunts)
Hey Beauty and the Beast.
What is that that you're making?
- What?
- What is that that you're making?
- Uh, it's a Kir Royale.
- Just an unexpected pit spot on the way to get ice cream.
I noticed that people were carrying
drinks that looked like my shirt, so here we are.
Just a little, just a little pre ice cream snack.
Oh you're still filming.
Oh yeah, okay.
- [Camera Woman] Tell me.
- It's a strawberry macaron ice cream sandwich.
Unclear on what kind of ice cream is
in there but I'll keep you updated.
Can I please have one of the strawberry
uh macaron ice cream sandwiches.
So for the rest of today I gonna
exclusively only eat foods that
match my face and my shirt and my adorable new ears.
Have you ever seen such a darling morsel in your life?
Oh my god.
Okay that strawberry ice cream.
Oh my god I'm gonna eat the whole thing.
(lively rock music)
We got fish and chips in the UK, soundS about right.
Whoa!
Crunchy!
Look at these gigantic puffy pieces of fried fish
that are so hot they are fresh out the fryer so.
(squeals)
Bee.
(screams)
(laughs)
(tape rewinding)
(screams)
(laughs)
That's devastating.
So everyone just watched that happen
and I was fully ready to just move one from fish and chips
and be done with it oh god
but the very nice people in the UK brought me a new one.
It's even crunchier than the first.
It's so good.
I can't, what if another bee comes?
I can't, I can't, I can't, I'm done.
(lively rock music)
So it just so happens that the first
breeze of the day is by this maple popcorn cart.
It's gusting maple air right now, the dream.
If I drop my popcorn, I'm gonna lose my (bleeps) mind.
(upbeat music)
If a gecko touches me, you're gonna see me cry.
- [Camera Woman] Where is it?
- I'm serious.
I'm serious if a gecko touches me I'm not gonna be happy.
Oh god what is it doing with its face?
So I had the option in Canada to get
an alcoholic blueberry slushie.
You'll be happy to know that I abstained.
I went the nonalcoholic route.
But again it matches my face so nicely.
I did promise to only to drink things that match my face.
And now there is another bug oh my god okay.
Really sweet, so nice would enjoy drinking the entire cup.
Or dumping it over my head
if I felt just like uh quick dye job or something.
(dramatic piano music)
We've come to the end.
Uh there's slushie up my nose,
geckos on my feet, bees on my hands
(screams)
(laughs)
maple popcorn in my heart.
- [Camera Woman] Oh my god there's a gecko!
- You're (bleeps) kidding me.
You're lucky I didn't drop my popcorn.
I'm too tired for this nonsense.
I'm never doing another video with you again.
Pick up my trash.
♪ Nothing can stop us now ♪
♪ We'll take down anything that's in our way ♪
♪ Nothing can stop us now ♪