[chattering, bell ringing]
[bell ringing]
Help! Help! Brainy's in trouble!
[ringing]
Oh.
[bell ringing]
[groaning]
Have no fear... [unintelligible] on the way!
[screaming]
Uh, which way?
Um-hmm.
[horn honking]
Menace, you're gonna eat me, right?
I'm the most important smurf.
Well, after Papa Smurf, of course.
What in the world?
[groaning]
What's going on here?
Brainy was lecturing this snake and it smurfed him whole.
You can't really blame it.
Ready Dimwitty?
Rescue operation in three, two, one.
[screaming]
Uh, where's the fire?
Hey, who turned out the lights?
Ouch, Dimwitty, watch where you're smurfing your feet.
Don't panic, guys! Lefty's here!
[music playing]
[grunting]
[sneezing]
[music playing]
I got this, Lefty.
No offense, Smurfette,
but if I couldn't get its jaws open, then no one can.
[grunting]
Whoa!
[grunting]
You're welcome.
Where'd you learn to do that?
I read ten lessons of Smurf-Fu.
I thought it was high time I learned to defend myself.
- Teach me. - I wanna learn.
Yeah, me too.
[everyone] Teach us, Smurfette.
Well, it's not for every Smurf.
It takes real discipline and commitment.
- Please, Smurfette. - We're disciplined.
You really, really wanna learn?
- Oh, yeah. - You bet.
- That'd be smurfy. - Very well then.
Class starts... now.
[music playing]
[chattering]
[music playing]
Yay!
[groaning]
[music playing]
[groaning]
- Hey. You can't do that. - Thank you.
What if you were alone in the forest?
What would you do then?
Well, we're never alone in the forest.
But what if you were?
- Hmm. - Mm.
[music playing]
Now, it's time to practice how to defend yourselves
alone in the forest.
That's what Smurf-fu is all about.
We'll start with the Doolie Boo, the heron pose, hunted down
by a bunch of bears that are late for dinner.
[grumbling]
Put your leg higher, Clumsy.
[grumbling]
Whoa.
Hey, Smurfs, look at me. I did it. I'm the b--
Hmm? Mm.
This is swell, Smurfette. Holy smurfs, it's hard.
Hey, Smurfette, do you know the box pose?
Me, I don't know it.
[laughing]
Guys, Smurf-fu needs perseverance, mental fortitude
and discipline.
Jokey, you're out.
Uh, Smurf-Fu is no fun at all.
Okay, let's try the horse rider posture.
[grunting]
[Smurfette] Hey, look at Farmer,
superb self control. [farting]
Eh. [sniffing]
[groaning]
Uh, Farmer, out.
[grumbling]
[grunting]
Hey, you little slacker, I said, "on your own". Out.
[music playing]
[grunting]
[groaning]
[grunting]
Uh.
[laughing]
[music playing]
[groaning]
Now let's apply what we've learned.
- Okay, Handy, let's go. - Uh-huh.
[grunting]
Scaredy, you're up.
[screaming]
Next.
Hmm.
[grunting]
[screaming]
Next.
Friends! Help!
One for smurfs and smurfs for all!
[grunting]
- Hey. - Hey, we did it!
But guys, I said, "On your own.",
Can we take a break? I'm smurfed.
If you want to survive out there,
there's no getting tired!
Ever! If you don't want to learn, just quit!
Okay, then. Anyway, I'm starving.
- See ya later. - Later.
- Bye. - Bye.
Me, I don't like Smurf-fu.
Uh, Smurfette, are you okay?
I'm worried about the others.
They should persevere and stop thinking
somebody's always going to be there
to get them out of trouble.
Well, usually somebody else is there to help us out.
We're smurfs, one for smurfs, smurfs for all.
I disagree. You can never be too prepared.
Why has everyone gone soft?
She didn't give us a chance.
I can do push ups on my own. I just didn't feel like it.
She'd better not ever ask me for help.
Hmm, Dimwitty, you just gave me a Smurftacular idea.
[owl hooting]
[door creaking]
[whimpering]
I can't wait to see her face. She'll squeal and scream.
She'll come running out yelling, "yoohoo!"
Then, we jump in, catch the spider and save her.
She'll see we're no lazy bums.
[screaming]
Spider! Spider!
[screaming]
[everyone] Help!
Help!
What are you guys doing here?
And why the smurf are you screaming like that?
Screaming? I-I wasn't screaming.
Were you screaming?
- Nope. - Me neither.
- Were you screaming? - No.
We'll go find out who screamed.
Hmm.
[birds chirping]
Okay, we have to smurf up
with something really terrifying.
Let's hide her in the closet and make strange noises.
That's not scary enough.
Is an ogre scary enough?
[chuckles]
Okay, guys, no sudden movements.
Don't worry, he's not hungry.
Just ate horse.
Ooh.
[ogre's stomach grumbling] Uh, now, I hungry.
[screaming]
[whimpering]
Help! Emergency! Help! Help!
What happened?
An ogre took Jokey and the others.
Okay, we need to smurf a rescue party at once.
They're just mad at me for pushing them so hard.
They're playing another trick to scare me.
That's not true. Well, we were mad at her,
but the ogre really did take them. I swear.
I'm telling you, Papa Smurf, it's all an act.
Let me handle this.
Well, okay, if you're sure.
But the two of you had better go together.
Hmm.
[panting]
[siren blaring]
Hey, where's the fire?
So, you and your friends smurfed
these huge footprints to scare me?
Fine. Let's see where they lead.
No, you mustn't go alone. We have to warn the others.
Oh, please.
May I remind you I'm a Smurf-fu master?
What a way to go, smothered in a smurf sandwich.
You've got to be kidding me, honey and mayonnaise?
Yuk! Those don't go together.
Mm.
Help!
Hey, big mouth! Sorry to spoil your appetite.
Smurfette came to save us!
I'll take you on, just you and me!
Eh, okay.
[grunting]
- Hmm. - Ow.
What's that called, the mosquito pose?
[laughing]
Mmm.
[screaming]
Huh? Eh.
Once more!
[screaming]
Why does bread always fall smurf side down?
[grumbling]
Let's join the others! Come on!
Here we go!
[fighting]
[grumbling]
Ow! That hurts!
[laughing]
[groaning]
[groaning] Ouch.
[cheering]
It's nice to be able to count on your friends after all.
You guys make one heck of a team.
We make one heck of a team.
One for smurfs, smurfs for all!
You know what? Honey and mayonnaise
aren't so bad together after all.
[laughing]
[music playing]