Ralph if this is about the Louise over watering the hydrangeas again I told you
no one likes a tattletale
My wife left me. Oh I'm sorry
I didn't know you and Bonita were having problems
we weren't it was all of a sudden she just packed her bags and left
she said I have an illness I need to get help
Why? There's nothing wrong with me I just like to look at pretty ladies on the Internet
Ah-ha
sure they're not always dressed and sometimes there's
more than one but I only go to the classy web sites
there's some really sick stuff out there Mrs. Solis
Ralph! Make your point. Uhm last night
I found this new website and there was a picture of a lady sitting on a bear
skin rug
with nothing on except for a little pointy elf hat, it's very festive
haha Ralph why are you telling me this?
I'm sorry it's just, I think you really need to see this
OMG. The lighting looks really good on you Mrs. Solis
I mean most of the time you have to squint at the screen to see anything really good
And not hear, no sir that's... that's good.
Well uhm thank you Ralph for bringing this to my attention
Uhm Mrs. Solis I was wondering if you would sign that for me
Oh okay