Hey, SpongeBob! NO!!!!!!!!!
(throws game out of window)
(whoosh)
Hey, GameStop. Ooh, nice cardboard counter! That must have been a fortune! (CHA-CHING!)
Anyways, I'll see check it if I could trade in this game.
62 cents. That's how much I'll take it for it. Take it or leave it. Well, it's like brand-new.
I bought it two days ago. It was like 40 bucks!
s i x t y t w o
c e n t s
Alright, sixty two cents, you know have your game. Oh, I think I'll take this game in exchange, though. Thanks!
(Meanwhile, at AquaticNeptune Headquarters...)
What the? Who is that guy?
Hey Patrick, I found something new! Spongebob,
This is war. What did you say? I can't hear you all over there, dude. Got a megaphone or something? Spongebob,
All I'm saying is this is a man's game. That's why I'm breaking out the Muscle Milk! You ought to take it to extreme measures!
Patrick, how dare you? How dare you come in my house and not use a coaster?
Why did you not use a coaster on my house get out! It's like it away outside. You don't even your dishes man!
What are you doing this household?
(crisis adverted!)
Wow! What a terrible photo of Squidward! #nofilter. Meanwhile, I'm over here looking cle-e-an!
(DRUMROLL) The Wheel of WOW!!!
Sure makes you say WOW, doesn't it? Wow, this thing's a piece of crap!
Well, you know what they say, Patrick! Two heads are better than one!
No, they say check mate.
Does that mean I lose?
yeah.
(RAGEMODE)
All right, well, let's see what else we have! Oooh, Monopoly so is good just because it's Spongebob edition. Woah (screams)﻿
Alright Patrick. We got two different Monopoly games, Spongebob Edition. Except one. It's got the double vision. It's got the double eyes going!
That's a double vision. I'm looking at you Patrick.
(????-Double Vision(?) Year: ????)
And then the other it you know, it just got kind of boring eyes.
Nothing special. You see In this one they got the metal pieces and they got Sandy, they got Gary, they got Plankton.
Except Plankton. They just made him his player piece of coin. I guess he was just too small! And then another one,
Yeah, they removed Sandy,
They removed Gary, and they removed Plankton, but who cares about those three anyway?
In one of the boxes they give you these cheap-looking, generic monopoly houses.
And then another one, they give you these Spongebob houses that you're supposed to use. If you're gonna release the same board game twice,
Why would you remove these things? Maybe Spongebob doesn't want to be known for capitalism.
Spongebob, look at all this money. I know we're rich!
𝔻 𝕚 𝕕 𝕤 𝕠 𝕞 𝕖 𝕠 𝕟 𝕖 𝕤 𝕒 𝕪 𝕞 𝕠 𝕟 𝕖 𝕪 ?
Ooooh... you're not rich while I'm around. Well, okay, you can be the treasury if you want
Alright Krabs, if you want to play then come get your piece. So tiny you. Uh you-you good man? Oh
Brah monopoly? Let me play. Oh, yeah, sure.
Plankton's piece. Oh, right, it's the coin. I hope you like pennies!
OOFIE
Hey guys, it's Chuck-E-Cheeses!
And your Chuck-E-Cheese pizza is here. Enjoy at
Chuck-E-Cheeses!
Wow, thanks, Chucky! Ah, uhhhh...
Wait, but this pizza is- Chucky, is this pizza new? Chucky, you got some splainin to do dawg!
Well, of course, it's fresh out camping. Every pizza is fresh out. You have a net
Chuck-E-Cheeses.
This pizza looks old. The slices don't line up in and, it's already gonna bite in it.
I think that pizza's old. I think I don't think you served as fresh pizza. It's got a bite in it already
Someone already bit it. Wasn't me!
Uh-uh... (RAGE LEVEL 90%)
𝕋ℍ𝔸𝕋 𝕎𝔸𝕊 𝕐𝕆𝕌! 𝕋ℍ𝔸𝕋 𝕎𝔸𝕊 𝕐𝕆𝕌!!!! 𝕆𝕌ℝ ℙ𝕀ℤℤ𝔸𝕊 𝔸ℝ𝔼 𝔽ℝ𝔼𝕊ℍ!!!!! 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕋𝕆𝕆𝕂 𝕋ℍ𝔸𝕋 𝔹𝕀𝕋𝔼!!!!!!!!! 𝕐𝕆𝕌ℝ 𝕋ℝ𝕐𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕋𝕆 ℂ𝕆ℕ 𝕌𝕊!!!!!!!!!!𝟙𝟙𝟙!!!𝟙!!!𝟙𝟙!!!𝟙!!𝟙𝟙𝟙𝟙𝟙!!!
(Jesus Chucky, calm down 😂😂)
CHUCKY-E-CHEESES!, CHUCKY-E-CHEESES!, CHUCKY-E-
So, uh, you gonna eat that slice SpongeBob? Uh, I'll eat it if you won't eat it. (Ew)
Squidward! Huh? What are you doing here? How I get here? You wanna play? Yeah but uh, I go first.
C'mon! (Rage level 30%)
What? I'm not buying Plankton's lab! You see what kind of experiments he's doing? I mean, he's got a computer wife!
I don't have that kind of money! ;-; Wait,
Where is Plankton anyway? Bruh, you're standing on my piece! >:O
Oh, well how was I supposed to know? It's so flat and- I how am I supposed to see him? Roll the die already plankton! Jeez! ;-;
The dice? Oh.
Come on, Plankton!
GET A SIX!
(sounds of struggling)
Come on, you're almost there! He's doing it, Patrick! HE'S DOING IT! COME ON, PLANKTON!!!!!!!!!! ROLL A SIX, YOU GOT DIS, BRO!!!!
(sounds of struggling, again.) (D'OH!)
No! Wait, WAIT!!!
(DED)
Ewww, I think he got crushed Spongebob. Hide the body! HIDE THE BOD-
Say what?
Bubble tax? You can't put a tax on bubbles!
Well Spongebob, those bubbles have been polluting the ocean. Looks like you gotta pay up!
Pay that $200. I am NOT paying $200 for this!
Stop this pollution. He's retaliating! GRAB HIM!!!!!
(WHISTLING)
Alright, I get it. You're hurting my ears!
(CHORTLING)
Oh yeah! I get a treasure card!
Hmm... WHAT?!?!!? Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
(WELCOME TO JAIL. POPULATION: YOU.)
Mr. Krabs, why do you live in an anchor? I don't know.
What is your grandma live in a house that looks like it was built in the 1800s. Is that grass She's growing?
How can we tell back in the 1800s? Everyone had a cannabis farm they were?
It looks like she pulled inspiration for the exterior from Shrek's house.
It just looks like it came out of Shrek's swamp! Can't we just settle this and Wikipedia the board game?
Why do you want to play that Patrick? You don't know anything? You're gonna fail. ;_;
Well, when you want to visit Wikipedia.com, but you have no internet. This is the board game you! (:
Alright, let's try it out.
Give me a card.
Hunting and fishing?
CRAB FISHING?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Hey guys! I got a new replacement Squidward. His name is-
What's your name again? (FORNI-HA! GOT YOU GOOD!)
Oh, okay, okay. I don't really care. He'll be the new cashier. So you see all this money? He's in charge! And I'm out! Peace!
I am NOT getting crab cooked today!
So, how's it like being Squidward?
(DRAMATIC STING) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Patrick maybe I should just ask Gary to play. He has his own piece. Squidward's in jail, plankton got crushed by a dice.
Mr. Krabs's is.. I don't know! He just ran away! We're kind of out of players. I hate Squids!!!!!!!!!!! (since when does Patrick even hate squids)
(MEOW) Oh what's up Gary? you got here fast for a snail. That's not Gary.
I got a better snail than your Gary. It's mine. Yeah, that's right. Matter of fact I met a guy in prison.
He does snail fights. He gave me this beast!
He could destroy your mutt! Gary, he a hillbilly! you know about those illegal Snail fights SpongeBob?
You got Snails ripping each other's antennas off! Fighting for their life!
You can keep feeding Gary those kibbles and bits. I feed this beast a whole cow a day! (how)
He's eating nothing. But protein, gourmet! Mwah!, I even named him Cherry, you know Gary Cherry? I'm out of this joint!
You ain't keeping me here. These bars ain't the life for me SpongeBob!
Did he really just take 20$ before he left? SpongeBob, don't look now, but,
Cherry's staring at you.
Patrick what do I do?
Don't worry spongebob, I got the perfect solution for this!
No mark, stop cats desire to urine mark. Shoo pesky animal! Get out of here! Get out of here Cherry!
(Screams)﻿
Patrick I hate monopoly!
Well, yeah, I also hate snails and
Octopus- I mean squids. Yeah, we should've just stuck to Wikipedia the board game, or those cheap bingo cards.
I mean, this was just a disaster.
Mmm-hmm
Really, bruh?
This is the tip? This-
That is the tip you're leaving me?
That's the tip you're leaving me guys? Huh?
(R.I.P SPONGEBOB MONOPOLY BOX LID)
Just one crumpled up dollar bill, huh? You couldn't even strain it out maybe, you guys had to crumble it up.
Not even a soda machine will except that! A candy machine, whatever! It won't even except that!
It'll spit it right back out! After all I did? After taking your order, giving you those menus?!
All delivering those pizzas. That's what's it, huh? That's all I get. That's all I get, huh? Bunch of cheapskates! (-99999 hp)
I never want to see you come back in here again!
Hey Gamestop?
Can I get this game back?
I thought you hated it!
Yeah, I thought so too, but...
At least I don't need friends to play this game.
Unlike this game. ;-;
Yeah.
I need to get better friends. Yeah, I think you do.
The End.
Big Oof