Today we are facing the naked truth.
Yeah.
(crowd cheers)
We're dishing on everything from feeling sexy
to family friendly nudist events.
Yes.
I said family friendly nudist events.
[Audience and Vivica] Hmm.
There are a few different naturist groups
organizing naked fun for the whole family.
But one that sparked a raging debate online
is all ages naked swimming.
Audience.
We want to know.
Should kids be allowed to go to nudist events?
Press yes or no on your tablets.
(suspenseful music)
Okay, the results are in.
75% of you said no,
kids should not be allowed to go to nudist events.
(applause)
Wow, so Vivica,
we've got some secret nudists, or nudist sympathizers
in the house.
Well, well, well, little-open-minded audience.
That's right.
I am a little shocked at y'all.
That was amazing.
A quarter of the audience!
I mean, I'm, Judy what say you?
Okay well listen.
To be fair, the mission of these organizers
is a positive one.
They say that they want to advocate nudity
and nude recreation in appropriate settings
while educating and informing society
of their value and enjoyment.
Doesn't that sound nice?
They also say that these events
are supervised, Ms. Vivica, and that there's no harm
to children at any of these events,
as they are involved in all kinds of activities
from swimming to tennis to hiking to volleyball,
and even biking.
Okay but here's the scary thing.
What about the child predators
that are gonna sneak into these events
pretend they're nudists,
and just, whoops, grope a child, while they're walking by.
Now you know meddling mom over here,
ain't letting her daughters go to a nudist.
So you wouldn't. You wouldn't allow that.
Hell no!
(Vivica laughs)
Right, thank you. Hell no!
No!
Judge Mary?
Well, I think the other question is
does the kid wanna go?
Because you don't want to force them
and drag them to something,
'cause of the psychological ramifications.
But my mother always said,
you came into this world naked
and you're going to leave this world naked,
so, you know what?
But all that came in between?
Yeah.
What about all that time in between?
I'm not letting my kids get--
'cause even if they're supervised,
let's face it, none of this says if any kids
have been harmed by this but I'm worried
about the people walk, you know,
stalking, with their eyes, staring.
With or without clothes.
They're going to grope you with or without clothes.
But you're making it too easy for them.
You're making it too easy.
Oh guys, chill out.
So you wanna go? You wanna go?
You wanna take your children to a nudist colony?
If I'm involved with other trusting families, why not?
What's the big deal?
This doesn't say anything about trusting families.
We've been watching child predators.
They're not going to send you
into a group of people with untrusting folks.
It's an organization where, I think,
people are gonna know each other.
I don't think, always.
Yeah.
I think sometimes there's gonna be some strangers pop up.
I just got to keep it real.
Okay?
Now what happens if somebody--
you know.
Right, that's what I'm saying.
You know.
And they say that yes, yes--
And the kid's like, mommy, lookit!
I mean, a little of this, you know--
I mean, real problem, right?
Mommy, what's this?
I mean, honk, honk, am I wrong?
Right?
I mean, does nobody think about this?
You can do it in your backyard.
If you want to have family nudist night,
where you take your kids out in the yard
and everybody takes their clothes off--
In the privacy of your own home!
I mean, right?
Okay, 75% of y'all.
Where are my people at?
Where are my 25% at?
Help me, help me! No way!
I'm gonna get you a ticket to this nudist event.
Exactly, and we want her to take a camera
to film, to make sure she goes to see her nude.
I wanna see that.
Oh, Areva wants to see her nude!
I wanna see my Midwestern sister in the nude.
That's scary!