THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK TODAY.
THIS TRAFFIC HAS BEEN TERRIFIC.
WHAT HAVE WE GOT?
♪ TONIGHT I JUST WANT TO TAKE YOU HIGHER
♪ THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE SKY >> SING IT JAMES!
>> James: SING IT LET'S SET THIS PARTY OFF RIGHT
♪ PLAYERS, PUT YO' PINKY RINGS UP TO THE MOON
♪ GIRLS, WHAT Y'ALL TRYING TO DO?
♪ TWENTY FOUR KARAT MAGIC IN THE AIR
♪ HEAD TO TOE SOUL PLAYER
♪ LOOK OUT UH SECOND VERSE FOR THE HUSTLAS
♪ GANGSTAS, BAD BITCHES AND YA UGLY ASS FRIENDS
♪ CAN I PREACH CAN I PREACH
♪ I GOTTA SHOW 'EM HOW A PIMP GET IT IN
♪ FIRST, TAKE YOUR SIP DO YOUR DIP
♪ SPEND YOUR MONEY LIKE MONEY WE TOO FRESH
♪ GOT TO BLAME IT ON JESUS HASHTAG BLESSED
♪ THEY AIN'T READY FOR ME ♪ I'M A DANGEROUS MAN
WITH SOME MONEY IN MY POCKET ♪ SO MANY PRETTY GIRLS AROUND ME
AND THEY WAKING UP THE ROCKET ♪ WHY YOU MAD
FIX YA FACE ♪ AIN'T MY FAULT
THAT Y'ALL BE JOCKING ♪ PLAYERS, PUT YO' PINKY RINGS
UP TO THE MOON ♪ GIRLS, WHAT Y'ALL
TRYING TO DO?
>> James: YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE IN A GREAT MOOD.
>> WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?
>> James: I WAS GOING TO SAY IF I WAS WEARING THAT LEVEL OF
SILK, I WOULD BE HAPPY AS WELL.
IF I COULD JUST THAT WAY EVERY DAY I WOULD BE OVER THE MOON.
NO CHANCE, IF I WORE THAT I'D LIKE LIKE I WAS HAVING A
BREAKDOWN.
I MEAN IT'S SO -- IT'S A BREATHABLE FABRIC.
>> YOU DON'T WANT THAT ON YOUR SKIN?
>> James: OF COURSE I WANT IT ON MY SKIN, 2, 4, 7, 3, 45.
THERE ISN'T A HAT THAT COMES WITH IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.
>> James: IS THAT RIGHT?
I HAVE SOME HATS HERE, IF I WEAR THIS HAT I LOOK LIKE AN
UNDERTAKER.
>> OR MY DRIVER.
>> James: LET'S GO LET'S SEE THIS.
IT'S ALMOST FLASH ALMOST FLASH.
HANG ON, WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY?
>> JAMES.
>> James: I CAN'T WEAR THIS ONE.
THIS IS I FEEL LIKE A HAT YOU WOULD WEAR.
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
LOOK AT ME!
I MEAN YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS.
IT'S INSANE.
WAIT, HERE'S THE ONE.
I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST A GUY IS CONSTANTLY WAITING FOR HIS
♪ NEVER HAD MUCH FAITH IN LOVE OR MIRACLES, MIRACLES, UH!
♪ NEVER WANNA PUT MY HEART ON THE LINE, UH!
♪ STAY OFF YOUR CASE BECAUSE I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LIGHT ♪
♪ BUT I WANT TO STAY AYAY, YOU TAKE
'CAUSE YOUR SEX ♪ TAKES ME TO PARADISE
YEAH YOUR SEX ♪ TAKES ME TO PARADISE
AND IT SHOWS ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
'CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE, ♪ I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN
FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG ♪ YEAH YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE,
I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN ♪ FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG
(
THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO?
>> FOUR YEARS OLD.
>> James: FOUR YEARS OLD.
DOING WHAT?
>> I WAS IMPERSONATING ELVIS PRESLEY.
>> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
>> IN WAIKIKI.
>> James: WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> GOING TO A PARTY AT THE COUNTY JAIL ♪
♪ BEGAN TO SING ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD THAT
JAILBIRD SING ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY LET'S ROCK,
EVERYBODY LET'S ROCK PHOTO♪ >> James: DON'T HAVE THE
LIPS.
WELL NO, WHAT'S QUITE GOOD EVEN IN THIS CAR RIGHT NOW YOU'RE
YOUNG ELVIS AND I'M SORT OF FAT ELVIS.
WILL WE EVER GET A FAT BRUNO, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, IS
THERE A TIME WHEN YOU ARE JUDGES GOING TO GO TO TOWN TON BURGERS
AND THE FRIES?
>> IF THAT HAPPENED, THEN I DIDN'T MAKE IT
♪ I'D CATCH A GRENADE FOR YA THROW MY HEAD ON A BLADE FOR YA
♪ I'D JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN FOR YA
♪ YOU KNOW I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YA
♪ OH OH, I WOULD GO THROUGH ALL THIS PAIN
♪ TAKE A BULLET STRAIGHT THROUGH MY BRAIN
♪ YES, I WOULD DIE FOR YA BABY BUT YOU WON'T DO THE SAME
>> James: ..IF THE PIN WAS IN THE GRENADE, I'D CATCH IT.
BUT IF YOU TOOK IT OUT I'D RUN.
.♪ VERSACE ON THE FLOOR
♪ OH TAKE IT OFF FOR ME FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL
♪ VERSACE ON THE FLOOR OH TAKE IT OFF FOR ME, FOR ME,
♪ FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL I UNZIP THE BACK
♪ TO WATCH IT FALL >> James: NOW THIS LINE, I
UNZIP THE BACK AND WATCH IT FALL IS A VERY ROMANTIC WAY BUT WHEN
I GET HOME WITH MY WIFE AND SHE SAYS CAN YOU UNDO THIS, IT TAKES
ME ABOUT A GOOD FOUR TO SIX MINUTES IN WHICH ALL THE ROMANCE
IS GONE.
BECAUSE THERE'S THE LITTLE BIT AT THE TOP, THAT YOU CAN'T --
IT'S A PUZZLE BUT THEN YOU'VE GOT THE SPANKS IN THE SONG.
YOU'RE NOT YOUR SPANKLESS.
>> THAT'S FOR REMAKE.
♪ LET'S JUST KISS TILL WE MAKE 'TIL WE'RE NAKED
♪ OOH, VERSACE ON THE FLOOR ♪ TAKE IT OFF FOR ME, FOR ME,
FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL ♪ VERSACE ON THE FLOOR
>> LET THE SHOULDER DO THE TALKING.
>> James: ..A GIRM LIKE THIS WAS NOT AROUSED.
>> LET HER KNOW.
>> James: I'M CONFUSED.
IT'S DIFFERENT WHEN I DO IT.
I'M SPRINKLING.
>> BACK OF THE SHOULDER, GO.
>> James: OKAY.
OKAY.
I'M IN THE SHOULDER ZONE.
>> YOU LICKING THE LIPS.
IT AIN'T BE UNTIL YOU'RE LICKING THE LIPS.
SLOW DOWN.
♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, IT'S WARMING UP ♪
♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, BABY?
IT'S WARMIN' UP ♪ OH, SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE READY
FOR MORE, MORE, MORE ♪ LET'S JUST KISS
'TIL WE'RE NAKED ♪ OOH, VERSACE ON THE FLOOR
>> James: YOU AND I ARE VERY DIFFERENT IN THE BEDROOM.
IF I BRING THOSE SORT OF SHOULDER MOVES I'D BE LIVING ON
MY OWN IN E-WITH A ROOM MATE OVER A GAS STATION.
AND SNOB I LIVE WITH IS WEAR VERSACE.
>> WHAT ARE THEY WEARING?
>> James: TARGET.
♪ THE ONLY ONE YOU WANT TO LOVE AND SOMEONE ELSE'S ARMS ♪ ♪ AND
ALL THE THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE ♪ IF I KNEW ONE DAY
YOU WOULD COME ♪ NOW, BABY, NOW, BABY, NOW,
BABY OH, BABY, PLEASE, LET'S ♪ LEAVE THE PAST BEHIND US
SO THAT WE CAN GO WHERE LOVE ♪ WILL FIND US
YEAH, WILL FIND US ♪ I KNOW ONCE GIRLS
WOULD LEAVE ME ♪ BUT I KNOW THAT
YOU BELIEVE ME (
>> James: SO WHAT'S YOUR RIDER?
WHAT DO YOU ASK FOR IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM?
>> WHAT DO I WANT IN MY DRESSING ROOM?
SOME BOOZE SOME WATER, WET-WIPES.
>> James: THAT'S IT, WARM WET-WIPES?
BECAUSE IF I'M GOING HOME WITH JUST A BOTTLE OF WINE AND SOME
WET WIPES, IT'S A TRAGIC EVENING FOR ME.
>> THAT'S THE NEXT ALBUM.
>> James: WINE AND WET WIPES?
POP THE COURT AND WIPE DOWN.
>> POP THE CORK AND WIPE DOWN POP THE CORK AND WIPE DOWN.
WAIT A MINUTE!
WIPE MY FACE PUT SOME LIQUOR WITH IT.
>> James: HUGE DONE, ♪ THIS HIT, THAT ICE COLD
MICHELLE PFEIFFER ♪ THAT WHITE GOLD
THIS ONE FOR THEM HOOD GIRLS ♪ THEM GOOD GIRLS
STRAIGHT MASTERPIECES ♪ STYLIN', WHILEN,
LIVIN' IT UP IN THE CITY ♪ GOT CHUCKS ON
WITH SAINT LAURENT ♪ GOT KISS MYSELF
I'M SO PRETTY ♪ I'M TOO HOT
HOT DAMN ♪ CALLED A POLICE AND A FIREMAN
I'M TOO HOT ♪ HOT DAMN
MAKE A DRAGON WANNA RETIRE MAN ♪ I'M TOO HOT
HOT DAMN ♪ SAY MY NAME
YOU KNOW WHO I AM ♪ I'M TOO HOT
HOT DAMN ♪ AM I BAD 'BOUT THAT MONEY
BREAK IT DOWN ♪ GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO
GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO ♪ GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO
'CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK ♪ GON' GIVE IT TO YOU
SATURDAY NIGHT ♪ AND WE IN THE SPOT
DON'T BELIEVE ME ♪ JUST WATCH
DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: ONE MORE TIME?
>> UP TOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
(LAUGHTER) >> James: WHEN YOU MOVE TO
L.A. IS IT TRUE YOU MADE YOUR RENT BY PLAYING CASHED.
GIVE ME THE FACE THAT SAYS I'VE GOT IT, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW
THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE, READY?
YOU GOT TO BE QUICK.
>> OSCAR WORTHY.
>> James: YOU PICK UP THE CARDS AND THEY ARE TERRIBLE.
>> IF YOU WANT ME TO THINK -- >> James: YOU'RE HOLDING SEE,
THAT SAYS HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT CARDS.
I LIFTED THEM UP.
YOU WERE THAT MUCH OF A PRO THAT YOU
♪ IT'S MY BIRTHDAY NO, IT'S NOT
♪ BUT I STILL LOOK GOOD THOUGH HIGH COMB HOT
♪ I BET YOU WANT AN AUTOGRAPH FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS
♪ GOTTA DO IT IN THE PENTHOUSE THAT'S WHERE I KEEP MY PEN
♪ WHAT YOU CAN'T DANCE?
AIN'T GOT RHYTHM?
WHAT YOU GOT A MAN?
♪ I DON'T SEE YOU WITH HIM PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN
♪ LET'S GET IT FORGET YOUR INSTAGRAM
♪ AND YOUR TWITTER GOT ME LIKE WOAH, WAIT A MINUTE
♪ YOU NEED TO TAKE A MINUTE LOOSEN THEM SHOULDERS UP
♪ POUR IT UP, LET'S WORK THROW SOME PERM ON YOUR ATTITUDE
♪ GIRL YOU GOTTA RELAX, OOH LET ME SHOW YOU
♪ WHAT YOU GOT TO DO YOU GOTTA LAY IT BACK
♪ MATTER OF FACT?
BAND, SHOW HER HOW ♪ TO LAY IT BACK!
SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK ♪ SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK
SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK ♪ ALL RIGHT!
>> James: I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE!
>> I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)