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my fighting for the woods I don't know
what I did did a lot of times they've
they've got me out of a lot of when
it hits the fan and it all goes south I
know where to go I come out here cuz
ain't no doubt in my mind don't matter
what happens I'm hot out here
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we're gonna start a story you start at
the inner right long time ago the land
not too far far away
I've born into broke-ass family with
absolutely nothing than her name
well mama worked for jobs well she's
working as much as she is I learned how
to shoot shotguns I learned how to climb
trees on and I'm chased down rabbit so I
learn how to smoke out squirrels
I learned the woods
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well I don't really know how to describe
why I can't live in a city like you
can't deal with a bunch of people try
and everything else just drives me nuts
say I gotta be outside and this Rob
pretty much become me a bit lot to lots
of amazing experiences out here I lost
my virginity in this bottle body of
water thrown it over a nice a pier and
that's where ladies fishing and you know
all right guys
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my mom I hate traffic
it's about the way only kind of my
daddies are in it
and when they got a divorce and I feel
like this let me take off
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that's that's how I got away you know
they didn't lie hated it they're
miserable I just I couldn't get alone
with them no matter how hard I tried I
hate the woods and I never look back
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I've never been big on time because if
you keep track of time time will keep
track of you so I just forget you know
love's I thought it I didn't know how
old I was
after you live in the woods for two
years I think you kind of gain a certain
appreciation for the world of a 21 what
month is it in life experience a more
old
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I'll lived out there for as long as I
possibly could
the plan was live out there until I was
old enough where they couldn't tell me I
had to go back to mom and kittens just
built Lin - and I mean I was happy out
there you know I ain't good
I ain't better than the average American
I want two years I ain't hardly no
vegetables why I mean mostly this right
here just good old-fashioned lean meat
pure 100% me Treacher
I never was scared to sleep out in the
woods and never was scared to go out
there by myself because it was it felt
safer and being at my parents house I
had dreamed about my mama smother me
with a pillow she was holding a pillow
that's how I love you
put it down smother me I didn't
understand it I still really don't
but just like every good story there's a
plot twist I met a girl and this girl
was something else I first died their
first time I laid eyes on her she was
standing in the water about bellybutton
deep she had a camo bikini top on and
she had a boner
drawback though how that's kind of sexy
just that I'm gonna go talk to her
bullshitted for a while well she wound
up coming out there nearly every day
with it hanging out blowing up
needless to say we fell in love and
started having sex well she got pregnant
and that's when I decided it was time to
come out of the woods I got a job with
my uncle and I worked for a while up
until March of this year great years she
decided she didn't want to be married no
more then she laughed and took him with
her she says it's because she hates me
he won't never know who his daddy is
plus she told my mama
they're gone I'm alone did all I noted
it I hit the woods again
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I've got more ammunition than I even
really know to be honest with you I'm
preparing for World War three cuz if it
don't come that's when I'll be surprised
so if was hit the fan and all these
sumbitches start dropping from the sky
like an Red Dawn I'd be laying that
ain't poppin when I was a
little kid I discovered this hole and I
crawled down just to check it out that's
when I realized that if I hide too
I could live down here and there
wouldn't be I wouldn't be all that bad
but I made you feel safe down here you
know you feel like painting nothing gets
you only kind of ain't but one way in
and one way out the walls are solid it
takes something crazy to get through
these walls
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I can't tell you what it's thought
market looks like right now I can't even
really tell you what the stock
market is I tell you this when it hits
the fan in your own houses with no power
you miserable I'll be out here a smile
on my face
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