>>NO! >>HOLD THEM BACK!
>>WHAT WERE THOSE THINGS? >>THEY LOOK JUST LIKE YOU AND ME,
BUT THEY AIN'T. NO SIR.
THEY DEAD INSIDE. >>SO THEY'RE ZOMBIES?
>>NO SWEETHEART-- >>DON'T CALL ME SWEETHEART. >>ALL RIGHT HONEY.
THEY'RE WALKERS. MINDLESS CREATURES THAT THINK THEY CAN JUST
WALK ALL OVER OTHER PEOPLE.
>>CAN MINDLESS CREATURES THINK OR FEEL SUPERIOR TO OTHER PEOPLE?
>>WELL MY MOMMA ALWAYS CALLED THEM BITERS, 'TILL SHE GOT BIT.
NOW SHE'S A BIT-BITER. >>ON TO JOIN THOSE THAT ARE LIVING,
BUT ALSO DEAD. >>SO DO YOU CALL THEM THE LIVING DEAD?
>>NO! THAT'S DUMB!
I CALL THEM SCAB MONSTERS. >>YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT'S LESS DUMB. >>I JUST KEEP IT SIMPLE.
I CALL THEM "THEM". >>DOESN'T THAT GET CONFUSING?
>>NO. THEY AGREE WITH ME.
>>THEY AS IN "THEM"? >>NO, THEM!
WAIT... >>GUYS, I'M PRETTY SURE THE MOST WIDELY
ACCEPTED TERM FOR THEM IS A ZOMBIE.
>>WHAT YOU TRYING TO SAY WOMAN? >>THAT ON THE OTHER HAND IS NOT A WIDELY ACCEPTED
TERM. MY NAME IS WHITNEY.
>>WHITNEY WOMAN! YOU SURE ARE DENSE FOR HAVING STAYED ALIVE
THIS LONG. >>HAS EVERYONE EXCEPT ME FORGOTTEN THE LAST
60 YEARS OF POPULAR CULTURE?
THEY'RE CALLED ZOMBIES! [THUDDING ON THE DOOR] >>WALKERS!
>>BITERS! >>DEAD-WALKERS!
>>THEM! >>NO!
BOARD THE DOOR! WHERE'D YA'LL COME FROM?
>>WE HEARD TALKING TO WE FIGURE WE TRY OUR LUCK
IN HERE WITH THE LIVING, INSTEAD OUT OF THERE, WITH THE ORCS.
>>ORCS! SURE!
LETS JUST CROSS GENRES WILLY-NILLY SHALL WE? >>WELL IN HERE WE CALL THEM WALKERS.
>>OH COME ON. EVERYONE KNOWS THEY'RE CALLED-- >>ZOMBIES!
THANK YOU! >>ACTUALLY I WAS GOING TO SAY LIBERALS.
>>OKAY, THAT'S BORDERING ON OFFENSIVE. >>DOESN'T MATTER WHAT WE CALL THEM,
AS LONG AS WE'RE FIGHTING. >>SEE?
HE CALLS THEM "THEM" TOO! >>ACTUALLY I CALL THEM AMY AFTER MY EX-WIFE.
>>ARE YOU LADIES DONE BEING GIRLS? OR ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP ON PLAYING DRESS
UP IN YOUR LITTLE MINI SKIRTS.
>>WHY DID THAT SENTENCE HAPPEN? >>WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN TO KILL THE
WALKERS! >>ZOMBIES!
>>SCAB MONSTERS. >>AMY.
>>FINE! WE'LL EACH CALL OUT A NAME AND SEE WHO THEY
RESPOND TO.
>>WALKERS. >>BITERS.
>>HERE SCABBY-SCABBY. >>THEM. THEM.
>>NO SURPRISES THERE. NOW IF YOU'LL ALLOW ME.
ZOMBIE... HUH.
OKAY WELL MAYBE THEY DON'T RESPOND TO-- >>AMY?
[GASP] >>YEAH! BOO-YAH!
YOU SEE THAT? THAT RIGHT THERE IS ACTUALLY AMY.
HM. SHE'S LOOKING GOOD.