the only ones who gods care about
is themselves
what's happening youtube it's your favorite black nerd lamont tyson in the building
here to give you my full of spoilers thor love and thunder review this is the fourth installment
written and directed by tika watiti he's the same person that did thor ragnarok and if you
like that style you probably enjoyed this movie let's break it down before i give you guys where
i rank this in amongst the thor movies where i rank it in the mcu and will you or will you not
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and gentlemen i try to stay away from everybody's reviews when these movies come out because i don't
want to be jaded or have any form of bias now i do pick apart the trailers i know a lot of my review
brethren don't even like to do that but hell i do i enjoy getting up in the menagerie
of the trailers and trying to figure out and guess stuff that's part of what makes me a good youtuber
but in this movie i didn't have a whole lot of hopes other than i thought that gore the god
butchered the villain played by christian bale was going to be very menacing because he had a comic
run where when i tell you he was kicking god's asses he was going around kicking every god's
ass and killing them left and right the same way stone cold steve austin would give vince mcmahon
the stone cold stunner he was taking them [ __ ] out and this movie starts out right in his story
where he's on a barren wasteland of a planet look like it could be mars his mom died and told him
to just believe in the gods and worship the gods and they'll protect you and then what happens his
daughter dies right there in his arms he winds up going to an oasis and he sees this damn food the
sun god look at his food right for the death and sun god then had a battle with someone carrying
the necro sword ladies and gentlemen now was making some of us comic book nerds a little upset
the origin of that necro sword is from no he is the god that created the symbiote
he is where that sword comes from given its wilder un um unlimited amounts of power take out gods do
whatever the hell you want to and in the comments he had this really really big power he would do
with that sword called the god bomb that we didn't get to see in this movie but i'm sure that they're
going to show it to us later on so he's mad with this god because this guy was nowhere to be found
when his family was dying and he sees the sword the sword calls out to him he grabs the damn
sword and boom he kills this god and from there he goes on a tirade killing gods all over the
place now mind you when you grab that sword that sword is just like the symbiote that took over
um eddie brock and venom it begins to control you in the beginning you have some control but
in the end it takes you over and so then we find thor hanging out with the guardians of the galaxy
now if you are a big guardians of the galaxy fan and you actually thought that you was going to get
a whole lot of guardians i hope one of your nerd buddies told you wrong because this was a thor
movie and what parts of guardians we got wasn't a very lot and i like how they let mr rox is what
i call them he narrated most of this whole thing and he's just kind of talking about how thor spent
some time with the guardians and his time with the guardians was basically thor running the ship
because thor right now he's he's like god level powerful because odin is gone and that's why
this movie was done in space because you couldn't have a battle with someone this powerful on earth
and so him and the guardians are fighting these alien groups trying to take over another alien
group that has had its gods killed and basically thor is just chilling at first not doing
nothing and then star-lord says look thor we need you immediately thor jumps into action
handles the damn battle all by itself just wound one clean swoop guardians shooting and throwing
every damn thing but the kitchen sink at these guys and getting their asses handed to him thor
grabs stormbreaker ends the battle quickly but he destroys their post and at the end of the day they
gave him these two goats that just wouldn't shut the hell up when if you haven't seen the movie
you're gonna get tired of those goats very quickly but during that scene what was very important
was thor broke up with the guardians i was wondering really how long was thor gonna be
with the guardians how could they do continuity with him being in the guardians and he's damn
near a god he's a god i mean thor is gonna have to be one of the pieces as we start going into this
next phase for the marvel cinematic universe that has to become a leader because he is so
powerful and they showed it to you over and over in this movie just how awesomely powered thor is
he breaks up with the guardians and tells them they need to find love
he needs to find love and during this same battle he actually saw a lady sith
on a planet that she was chasing gore the god butcher and she lost her arm on that planet and
thor is about to go and get her because that's his people he loves him and then him in the garden is
part ways and then we get on to natalie portman who you guys have heard me call her natalie ruined
thor portman in the past i'm gonna take that back this this movie because i actually liked
her in this movie i actually felt like she did a good job in this movie uh playing thor
and in this movie she has cancer now mind you she is one of the smartest people on the planet
dr eric selvin um has been trying to help her overcome her cancer he's no help he can't do
nothing to help and the same asian lady that was there with the creation of vision is
actually a doctor in this movie make sure you guys check her out because she's working with
um she's working with thor and thor lady thor to come up with a cure for her cancer and they're not
able to do that and so she has the bright idea that you know what maybe i can wield mjolnir
and then that would help me kill my cure my cancer because she's reading one of her books
where it says if you can wield the uh hammer your cancer can be cured and all kinds of
stuff and so she goes on a trip now because you guys know as god is on earth and asgard
right now is one of the foremost touring places in all of the world i can easily see disney
having this fake asgard in the theme park sooner or later for the little children to go and blow
all their parents money because in the movie it's a great place to come to she goes there and it's
almost like mjolnir is talking to her it's taught he's in pieces at first he reconstructs himself
and then she's able to wield the hammer and then we get the first scene where we see thor and her
together fighting gore the god butcher who now has that sword and he now can control and wield
shadow monsters i mean homeboy digs his sword in the ground and wherever there's darkness and
a shadow he can create a damn monster out of nothing do you hear me so if you hate spiders
you hate cockroaches stuff like that this mf can make critters come out of the ground that look
just like the roaches that you see in the hood he is pulling them out and they have a knock
down drag out battle and then thor shows you just how powerful he is he just pulls out and like bruh
there ain't nothing you can do with me i'm the god of thunder and he's using this thunder
and all this stuff and he wins that first battle but gore knowing he has the ultimate plan winds up
stealing all the kids of asgard and used them as bait to get thor to come to his shattery
dark realm which is so dark that light is actually afraid to go to this place and to make this very
long movie well it wasn't a long movie it should have been longer and i'll explain that in a minute
to get on to the end of the movie so gore has a great big battle with thor and thor has a battle
where he needs to go and get zeus because he wants to recruit a team to help him battle gore
so he goes to this little situation with zeus and zeus is throwing lightning bolts at everybody and
it was about to actually do something to korg and you know what thor steps in throws a lightning
bolt through zeus's heart and we think he's dead but we later learned in the post credit he's not
there's two post credits ladies and gentlemen stay for both of them so now they have zeus's lightning
bolt thor even mentioned of recruiting hercules which i thought we might get that in this series
because there is no copyright to use these gods now zeus hercules they're all greek gods
those are my folks who are real nerdy like me you know that the roman gods are named after
our planets jupiter is their version of zeus and we've got venus mars those are all the roman gods
any event they go on to have a big battle and valkyrie who is now the queen of asgard
they have this battle with gore the god butcher and gore captures them with his shadowy monsters
and his whole plan all along was to get stormbreaker and open up a portal to eternity
why he wants to do that to eternity because ladies and gentlemen eternity is one of these
gods that has been in the marvel mcu for eons and if he can get to eternity
eternity is a universe and a and a deity all in one eternity will grant him a wish and of
course you know his wish at this moment is that he wants all the gods dead because he wants revenge
and you know a lot of people have been having these issues with their maker because they see all
this bad [ __ ] going on in the world and i can relate you know it's just craziness going on and
it seems like all the bad people have been winning and that's probably what gore was feeling and so
you know lady thor figures out that that's the whole plan she throws stormbreaker into space
she's captured valkyrie's captured and injured thor himself is captured and he's basically
trying to make thor call stormbreaker back which he eventually does and when he does gore of course
gets stormbreaker and now we get to the end where it's going to be thor versus gore all by himself
one-on-one because we've learned throughout this whole story that the more natalie portman
uses storm uses mjolnir the more it causes her harm now the situation with mjolnir is normally
mjolnir is is you know wielded by a god and gods they have all these they have just the utmost
regenerative power for health she is still a human and she can't do that jane foster can't do that so
every time she's using it it's just draining her it's just causing her more and more to get her
cancer to make her sick just because of the way that the power is being wielded through her body
and so on this last mission thor tells her look you need to stay your ass at home um i'm gonna
go handle this i still have zeus's lightning bolt i'm gonna go handle my business and so they kiss
and they say you know handle the business store and come back to me all right so thor
gets daryl he sees the kids he sees stormbreaker being used to open up the portal to eternity
and you know what he does to show you guys just how powerful he is he goes to the kids and say
you kids are gotta get ready for battle you're gonna help me out and you're gonna help me beat
the ass of this gore god butcher and he bestows the power of thor on all these kids that pick up
rocks ditches winches hoes and one little girl had a damn teddy bear she was using to shoot
lasers out of his eyes and so they go and have this great battle and then not listening to thor
jane foster transformed back into thor again to come help him out and while she's helping him out
he winds up grabbing stormbreaker and trying to and actually you know attempts to stop the opening
of this portal but it's too late him lady thor and gore are into this void and in this void you have
them talking to eternity and thor basically tells gore instead of using your wish to end all gods
why not use your wish to bring back your daughter and he's looking at thor light bro why would i do
that she's not going to have anybody and jane foster who's dying says she'll have him talking
about thor and what's cool about this whole thing is gore does make the wish to bring the daughter
back and bestows the daughter upon thor that is actually chris hemsworth's real daughter and her
ass in this series is powerful as hell and that's where you get the term love and thunder because
glory to god butcher's daughter what was her name love and now thor basically has himself
a niece that he's taken care of and for those of you that know the comments well you know that
jane foster is probably really not dead she later comes back in the comics as
valkyrie and winds up staying with thor and i believe they might go that route this time she's
going to come back and they're going to raise love together and they're going to be one big happy
family and we might even see gore the god butcher now here's my issues with the movie i felt like it
could have been a little longer and i think that they didn't go long because people complained
too much about these movies being long because gore the god butcher is a real real good villain
anytime you can see where a villain could possibly have a motive that is right to do wrong and that's
exactly what he had you can get behind that villain and in the comments he had a good ass run
and so i felt like they should have made this one just a little longer so that we
could have got more of christian bale playing gore the god butcher on screen because he was
excellent loved every minute of seeing him on the screen loved his his his evilness i loved
the makeup they used with him i loved everything i just wish that sony would have shared some rights
to this source so that we could have seen no and maybe we'll see that in the future but i digress
i thought that some of the cgi in this thing was a little wonky um it didn't take away from the movie
too bad i just thought that some of it could have been better and overall i liked the soundtrack
i liked the music they played when fat thor was getting in shape kind of like a 80s themed music
like he was richard simmons throwing the ropes shaking the chain i loved all that
but at the end of the day something just didn't land home with me with this movie and so right
now i'm still telling you guys thor ragnarok for me was a better movie than this i enjoyed
that that would be my number one thor movie this would be number two and for those of you
that love to pick on me i still like thor the dark world and i don't give a damn what y'all say
i got thor dark world as my number three thor movie and my number four would be the first thor
and so on a life game scale of 0 to 10 10 being the best i give this one a 6.8 it was entertaining
and the way i judge some movies is do i fall asleep as a 42 year old adult who has a busy life
and a two-year-old kid if i don't fall asleep you hit a great home run if i do fall asleep
even if it's for a damn eye blinking there was something a little off about the movie and ladies
and gentlemen i did fall asleep but post me your comments on what you think the movie's serviceable
don't get me wrong i'm not saying it's a bad movie that is not what i'm saying at all i'm
just saying it felt like it was missing something and i think what it was missing was more time
but let me know about the easter eggs they had in here you seen celestials all kinds of other great
easter eggs in this movie and i might go back and point those out depending upon how this video does
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