[SMG4 Intro]
[Carnival Music]
[Car crashes]
Mario: Here we go!!!
Mario: Yahoo!!
Mario: Hey Stinky!
[gibberish]
(Laughing)
Surprise, scrubs! Welcome to didney worl
All: Awww Sh*t!
Guess what? If you don't put me in one of your videos
smushy mario goopie 4
I'll never let you in.
[Retarded Laughter]
Hooray, but i want to be the main character.
I want to call it "Adventures of Bob the Pimp".
Ticket Guy: Hey!
(Girl Scream)
Ticket Guy: Let that be a bloody lesson to yuh!
[maniacal laugh]
[Laughing + Coin Sounds]
Mario: Waahh!!!
No!
[Gibberish]
Ticket Guy: Ugh! Nooo!
Mario: Waaaaaahh!!!
Nooooooo!
Lerooooooooooy Jenkins! (Crashes through fence)
Ticket Guy: Get Over Here And Help Me Defend, You Idiot!
Ah crap.. my ovaries...
Mrwonkaticket: HEY GIVE US A HAND, HELP ME CAPTURE THIS BLOODY THING!
OH YEAH OH YEAH!
WEEHEEEE WAHOOOO
GOOD
Toad: woohoo..
[Annoying Toad Noises]
NO!!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa
[Goin Fast] (slap)
[smack]
Ride manager: Please keep your hands and arms inside the trains
and remain-
(NOBODY CARES :D)
Maryo: ARE YOU READY TO GO CRAZY!?
SMG4: IM ALREADY HEARING VOICES!!!
[SCREAMS]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[GIRL SCREAMING]
[Gibberish]
Okie Dokie
[BEEP]
I've given her all she's got, captain!
She can't take anymore!
[CRASH]
THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!
THAT'S-A SO NICE :D
Skeletoad: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa....
Mario: HA HAA
[Gibberish]
yahoo!
wahoo!
yeah!!
Aw man
Why does no one love me? 💔
Sir Tixalot: HEY F**KER
SECURITY!
GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
Wait, what?
Is this about before?
That was just a prank
Just a prank bro.
Mickey: BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL
Yay, I finally have a home!
[KIDS SCREAMING]
Hey, stinky!
Nooooo
Oh you mama mia
[Gibberish]
mama f**ker
Makrio: hmmmmmmm
Mama mia!
woaah!
I got it!
oh yeah!
(A Mysterious Figure is Coming...)
(It's Mickey Mouse)
SMGameGrumps4: Mickey Mouse?!
[BLATHERING]
[BOTH SCREAM]
Hey stinky!
YEAH HAHAHA
[GASP]
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[Conga Conga Conga]
[Conga with BLU team keeps going]
smg4: WTF IS GOING ON!!!
[conga continues]
Mario: THAT'S-A SO NICE :D
oh yes
Take-a-that!
[Happy Music]
YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
WHEEEEEEE!
Mickey: STOP RIGHT THERE!
[HONKING]
GET OVER HERE!!!
[BOOM]
[BUMPERCARS]
[GROWLS]
[BUMPERCARS]
BIATCH!!
(rip bumpercars 2017-2017)
OHBOY THATsa GREAT GAME
[Mario Singing]+[SMG4 Screaming]
da fuck?
Meeska Mooska: hi
[SCREAMING]
MMMM! NO!
DA POWER OF- mario - COMPELS YOU!
stop it
(YAY)
[ALL SCREAM]
Gotcha b*tch!
[SCREAMS]
[BOOM]
[Mario singing]
WAAH!
I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!
Goofy: Don't forget ur pal GOOFY
[goofy holler]
How am I still alive!?
[Fishy Boopkins gibberish]
I'LL END YOU!!!
Fishy Boopkins: Hey, what are you doing?
Don't cut in line!
I was there!
No! come back!
NOOOO!
FUCK YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH!
(gets thrown)
[SCREAMS]
[CAMERA SNAPS]
[screams for a short second]
Fish: My scrotums!
Mr. toilet roll.
Do you take Mrs. Mop to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Tixedo MAsk: EY!
You need to shut up!
OR I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU WITH MEH BARE HANDS!
b*tch!
Tiketzboy: wot in bloody hell! wot is happening!
Mortimer Mouse: im slowly dying on the inside
Ticket Bell: BOOOO! Bob in background: You may now kiss the wife!
I'M DRUNK!
YOU DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE!
Hey you sitting there and watching this video!
Will you be my friend???
will you be my frien--
oooooooooooo
(miss)
Donald: [imitating buzzer noise] Sorry! You suck!
Mario: MAMA F***ER!
[Gibberish]
Donald: SHUT THE F*** UP
YOU MOTHERF***ER
ohhhh
mama mia
theawesomario: WAAAHHH
NO (x2)
[gibberish]
NOOOOOOO!
Demo Tickets Guy: [slurred gibberish]...yer asses ass and I'm the grass man.
Plumber: WOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
[YELPS]
NONONOPNONONONONONO!
(nope)
Oh boy! (x3)
Mama mia!
[Gibberish]
Ticket-Mann of Aberdeen: Any of you that think you're better 'n me you're gon-
gonna kill you and I'll keep killing you and I'll never, cause you're gonna be dea-
Wha?
[laughter]
[Italian Gibberish]
okie dokie
Let's-a go!
Here we go!
ENTERING: Total Legit Spooky House that is fitted with the latest spooky technology
[Maniacal Laughter]
Boo!
[Spooky Scary Skeletons Music]
[DOOR CREAKING]
[Grunty's Laugh]
All: SAY WUAT????
woaaaaahh
Dream?Luigi: bleh
i hate spaghetti
YOU MUST DIE!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?
Glitchy: OOOOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!
OH HELL NO!
Dream???Toadette: BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He-Hey everybody!
NONONONONONNO!
You know what time it is?
It's raping time. >:)
[BLATHERING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
What am I doing with my life?
(gets thrown in the cell)
Yay, Merio, Todd and SMAGootchi4!
Are you my new roommates?
NOOO GOD!
NO, GOD, PLEASE NO!
NO!
ooh yeaah!
hmmmmmmmmmm
HAHA!
[Gibberish]
um..
Hello!
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
[MoneyMoneyMoneyMoney]
OMG! Look at all these people noticing me!
Yay I have friends!
[Bob screams while getting attacked by cinder blocks]
sub to SMG4 and watch alot of funny and random videos :D