- When you live in a nudist colony,
this is what democracy looks like.
- My name is Bernadette and this is Earl
and we've been voting naked in our nudest commune for years.
- Sunnyside Out is actually one of the nation's
last surviving majority nudist districts.
- Well, we moved here in the late eighties
and felt like a little slice of heaven
and we knew we had to vote if we wanted to keep it that way.
- It's time to put these differences aside
and put our penises and vaginas away.
- Lost in a landslide.
- Pants are oppression.
- Since then, candidates have gone another way.
- If showing off my misshapen hug
isn't enough to convince you that I've got nothing to lose,
you should vote for my opponent.
- That's what I'm talking about.
- I'm putting everything I've got on the line,
nothing to hide.
- Used to be pretty cold when we voted,
not great for my confidence, if you know what I mean,
but now thanks to global warming
and vote early day on October 24th,
you can avoid the long lines
and the shrinkage.
- I read online that a lot of people
will be voting from home due to the pandemic this year.
Seems like a great chance for them
to try voting naked for the first time.
- As for how the pandemic has affected us,
a lot of our community activities have translated well
into virtual hangouts.
- Looks like a tick.
- I can't tell what that is.
- Is that a tick?
- It could be a tick,
Larry's right. - No, it's not a tick.
- Not a tick? - It's not a tick.
- Okay.
- Just a regular mole.
- Just keep an eye on it.
The neighborhood has changed
since they put that fancy new supermarket in town.
So now you get some people voting
with clothes on these days.
- Other newcomers, they embrace the nudist lifestyle
to advance their cause.
It's beautiful to see.
- Of course these days, nobody is completely nude.
We're all wearing masks and taking precautions
in the hopes that by Christmas,
we'll be able to get back to caroling in the buff.
- Safety first.
- Just because you can see our assholes,
don't mean we are assholes.
- Hey Earl!
- Hey Stan, how's it hanging?
- With this breeze,
a little Northeast.
(laughing)
- And don't forget to check your voter registration.
Stan missed the election four years ago,
I won't let him hear the end of it.
Damn Stan,
I didn't think the salons opened till phase five.
- I'm doing my own weeding these days.
- Voting nude is the purest form of liberty
that I can think of.
- Physically, spiritually, politically.
- Nothing gets me harder than voting naked.
This year let voting naked get you hard too.
- Or wet.
(laughing)
(smooth music)