From getting eaten by a banana to the family cat being the savior of humankind, the Planet
Dolan Crew re-enacts some of the best true stories from our subreddit about our weirdest
dreams.
I’m Melissa, and today, I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by A_Toxic_Melody Grgak
Grgak had a dream where he was trying to impress Vladmir Putin so he could go to space.
And throughout the dream, Putin was slowly turning into Kim Jong Un.
Grgak and a bunch of cool-looking teens that belonged in a 80's sitcom were playing paint
ball with Putin, and he was like "hey man, you're some pretty chill dudes, you can go
to space."
So Grgak got a jank-looking space suit, and went to the space station.
The space ship turned out to be a huge ceramic piñata with a pentagram on it.
Soon, common sense kicked in, and Grgak realized he probably shouldn't be hanging out with
communist leaders, nor getting into a demonic ceramic piñata space ship with a bunch of
80s sitcom characters.
So he said to Putin, who now looked more like Kim, "Look man, I've thought about it, I don't
want to go to space."
Kim said, "K," then all the other people turned into cats, and apparently that was as far
as his imagination could go, so then he woke up.
Number 9 was Submitted by RellinMurDeath Froggy The weirdest dream Froggy ever had was when
she was walking to a friend's house.
She was halfway there when all of a sudden, she turned into a doll and fell to the ground.
She started to panic, but couldn't move.
Soon, a little girl walked over and picked her up.
She took the Froggy doll back to her house and began playing games.
One of those games led to Froggy's head being taken off, and the shock of that woke her
up.
Number 8 was Submitted by some-dead-guy Hellbent In 9th grade, Hellbent worked out every morning.
One day, he had a dream that he was trying to do push ups, but every time he would go
down, a little monkey would run in to put a tiny chick under him.
Hellbent didn't want to hurt it, so he would go back up.
When he did, the monkey would grab the chick and run away.
Then when he'd go down again, the monkey would come back.
This went on for about five minutes.
Then the monkey ran away again, only to come back with a cake.
Hellbent woke up very confused.
He stopped working out after that.
Number 7 was Submitted by MichaelJCaboose0804 Tolop
Tolop was in his school's band, and had a dream that the band was going to Mexico for
a concert.
For some reason, his friend saw it as the perfect chance to smuggle cocaine INTO Mexico,
which doesn't even make sense.
He wanted Tolop's help, and without a second thought, Tolop accepted.
They hid their stash in several clarinet cases.
That made sense to him at the time, but he later figured out he could have used one tuba
case.
In his dream, a bus ride from Washington to Mexico is about ten minutes.
But they didn't even get to complete their smuggling operation.
Tolop woke up just as they reached the border.
Number 6 was Submitted by weirdlife-story SweetCommando
When SweetCommando was 14 years old, he dreamed that he was an army dude going on a mission.
But his mission was a bit unusual.
It was to go and rescue a cell phone that had been dropped in a toilet.
When he woke up, he found himself asleep on the toilet with his phone dropped in it.
That was not one of his better days.
Number 5 was Submitted by WWDMMax Dolan In Dolan's dream, robots had taken over the
world, Terminator-style.
Dolan's dad came to him, telling him that their family cat was the key to saving humankind.
His dad didn't tell him WHY, but she was the key to the survival of humans, and Dolan had
to protect her.
As he was carrying the lazy, fat cat that was somehow humankind's salvation, he randomly
found himself snowboarding!
This itself was strange, as he had never been snowboarding before.
He got off the board and scurried into a treehouse that resembled a church.
There, he was told that he somehow saved humankind.
Even in the context of his dream, he was totally baffled.
Number 4 was Submitted by Elf_Pyro Andiemations Andiemations once had a dream where she was
in a train station sitting on a bench.
When she heard the train come, she got scared and hid under the bench.
But when she looked at the bottom of the bench, there were centipedes and spiders crawling
all over it.
Then when she looked at the train, it was Thomas the tank engine, which for some reason
made her even more scared!
She had the dream again but instead of Thomas it was Percy.
Still scary.
Number 3 was Submitted by MuffinTime0630 SaltySquid SaltySquid had a dream where a giant banana
grabbed him and ate him.
Just swallowed him whole, for no reason at all.
While he was in the giant banana's stomach, a small banana walked towards him and asked,
“how do you like being eaten?”
over and over again.
It got so annoying SaltySquid just broke down and decided to eat the small banana.
When he ate the small banana, he woke up.
Number 2 was Submitted by StarryCroissant Doopie
Doopie had a dream as a teenager where she was playing a Nintendogs-esque pet simulator
on a Game Boy Advance.
Doopie's pet was a little brown dog.
His health meter, went down every second.
Doopie didn't know how to play, and there were only 3 or 4 hearts on the screen, so
she didn't know what she needed to do to get his health back up.
When his health ran out, the screen flashed red before fading to a fuzzy image of the
grim reaper holding the dog's disembodied head.
Years later, Doopie found out about a game called Can Your Pet?
In it, you take care of a baby chick.
Just like her dream, the food and water bars drop quickly.
And clicking on the bike seems like it would give the chick exercise, but it actually turns
out to be a grinder and it kills the chick.
Then you're forced to look at a series of pictures of miserable or cooking chickens
as the credits scroll.
The game reminded her of her dream from years earlier – about a simplistic pet simulator
with meters that go down too fast, a lack of instructions, and a bloody death sequence
to make the player feel guilty for unintentionally letting their pet die.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest dream I've had?