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-[ As Harry Styles ] Oh, hello.
You caught me in the middle of telling myself a secret.
-Hi, Harry. I am going to ask you 73 questions.
Ready to do this? -Come. Come.
-Do you live alone? -I do.
-And how has your day been so far?
-Well, I stepped in a rain puddle
and accidentally got a ladybug wet,
cried about it for hours after, but...
I think I made things right, because that ladybug
is going on tour with me as my opening act.
-Last person you texted?
-My Uber driver from three weeks ago,
just to say hello.
-On a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you about life?
-A number that I made up
that's impossible to communicate vocally, only with a look,
specifically this look.
-Least favorite color?
-Ultramarine blue.
-Favorite color? -Magenta.
-What's the best gift you ever received?
-A smile.
And you know who gave it to me? You.
-Wow. Thank you.
What's your favorite meal?
-A bowl of cream
topped with drizzled raw honey
straight from the bee colony I'm friends with,
and a handful of wizzle berries.
-I'm sorry, wizzle berries?
-Yes, from the wizzle berry bush that grows in an enchanted land
that's only accessible from the old armoire
I keep in my garden.
-What are you scared of?
-Letting my anxieties tear me away from the present moment.
Wait, no. Spiders.
-What's your guilty pleasure?
-Chocolate. -Oh, nice. Simple.
-From the set of the original "Willy Wonka" film.
-Favorite movie?
-Life, directed by me.
Shot with my eyeballs.
Coming soon to theaters near...and far.
[ Balloon deflates ]
-Best advice you ever got?
-You can save $2 a month on Netflix
if you get the non-HD version.
-Where'd you get that guitar?
-Guitar Center.
-Where'd you get that piano?
-Guitar Center.
-And what's in your cup?
-Vodka!
-Really? -No, it's tea.
-How do you take your tea?
-With vodka!
-Dream collaborator?
-Sorry, mate. I need to get going.
-But we still have so many questions left.
-I know, but I forgot I already made plans
to blow a kiss to my best friend,
a beluga whale wearing a bellhop outfit.
Thanks for stopping by.
And remember, treat people with kindness.
Cheers. [ Door closes ]
♪ Chocolate kisses ♪ ♪♪
♪ Chocolate kisses ♪
I just made that up.