This is The Star Wars Show’s 100th Episode Spectacular!
Now, live to tape from the inside of the cavernous Lucasfilm Headquarters in San Francisco, California,
here are your hosts, Andi Gutierrez and Anthony Carboni!
[Crowd cheering]
Oh my goodness.
Hi.
Welcome everyone to the 100th episode of The Star Wars Show!
The only Star Wars Show on the internet whose hosts have differing views on Star Wars chic means.
[Crowd laughter]
What are you talking about?
This shirt is awesome.
Anthony, come on, it’s a special event.
You can’t just…
...wait, where is that music coming from?
I was looking for something cool to wear.
Something special.
Something rare.
Oh, you’re singing now.
[Crowd laughter]
So when I went into my closet to dig around, and you’ll never believe just what I found.
You’re really going for it.
It’s my red Millennium Falcon shirt.
It makes me feel like I can fly and if you see me walking down the street you’ll know
I’m a real cool guy!
You have dancers?
Wearing our totally original never replicated, red Millennium Falcon Shirt.
Wait, now all these people are wearing it too?
Yeah.
It’s an awesome shirt, Andi!
I’m beginning to understand that, Anthony, but this is supposed to be a black tie event.
You can’t just wear a t-shirt, no matter how much you sing about it.
Formal or casual it doesn’t matter.
This shirt will always make them chatter.
Rockin’ the shirt until the light of dawn, it makes us all feel just like Han.
It’s our red Millennium Falcon Shirt!
When we wear it we can fly!
And when you see us walking down the street, we’ll always catch your eye!
Wearing our totally original, never replicated, red Millennium Falcon shirt!
[Gasping]
There’s a lot of them.
Yeah.
Okay, I’ll go change.
Okay.
We’ll be right back.
[Crowd clapping]
I need some orange slices.
It’s the 39th annual Toy Yodathon and we’re celebrating with the hottest deals on the
best Toy Yodas around!
100 credits for a 1980 Toy Yoda puppet?
At Toy Yoda Thon it’s just 13!
Every Toy Yoda is on sale!
Big Toy Yodas, small Toy Yodas, talking Toy Yodas, Ghost Toy Yodas, Toy Yodas with snakes,
we even have Toy Yodas for the kids!
Crazy we are you must be saying, but crazy you will be if you don’t head to your local
toy Yoda dealer today!!!
Toy Yodathon is not to be confused with Happy Hondo Days.
Hello Star Wars Show.
It’s me, Mark Hamill.
And uh, just wanted to say congratulations.
God guys, 100 years.
Here’s to another 100.
What is this for?
For The Star Wars Show.
Who?
Happy 100th episode Star Wars Show!
As a treat for all the fans Bobby’s about to drop a ton of spoilers for Star Wars Resistance.
Take it.
Oh my God, I’m so excited to tell you guys about this.
I play a…
[Crowd clapping]
Thank you and welcome back.
Oh hey, Gonk!
What are you doing here, buddy?
[Gonk sounds]
Oh!
His batteries are dead!
Wait isn’t his entire body a battery?
We need to charge him with whimsy.
It’s what powers droids.
That doesn’t sound right.
The only way we could save Gonk is to recharge him the only way I know how.
With an all-star telethon!
[Chopper sounds]
[Ewok sounds]
[CH-33Z sounds]
All we need you to do is call 1-855-GONK648 to refill Gonks whimsy reserves.
I don’t see how that could possibly work.
There’s no time for your logic, Anthony!
This is life or death for Gonk!
And while you at home are dialing in, why don’t we take a look back at some of our
most memorable moments from Star Wars Show history!
[Record scratch sound]
Look, I know I say this a lot, but none of that droid stuff is canon.
[Crowd laughter]
Roll the clips!
And this bear is Force sensitive?
Oh yes, all the animals in our zoo are.
[Bear sound]
Well it sounds like this one might be a Sith.
No, no, he’s quite friendly, watch.
Oh, dear!
It’s quite alright.
He’s just a little nervous being on TV.
Quite alright.
Are you sure?
Cause this looks pretty...
...unbearable!
[Laughter]
Chewie, thank you so much for coming!
This is so exciting!
[Sparks]
Oh!
Joining us here in the studio today, we are very lucky to have, Chewbacca!
[Chewbacca sounds]
I don’t understand a word you're saying.
I thought he did English now.
My next guest currently has the #1 song in the galaxy, “I Love You More Than The Sun’s on Tatooine”.
Please welcome, Tusken of Tusken and the Raiders!
[Music]
[Tusken Raider yells]
The Star Wars Show’s 100th Episode spectacular will be back after this message!
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Sorry, no CODs.
Thanks, and welcome back.
You know we really have had a lot of fun over the years haven’t we.
Yes, we have, but nothing is quite as fun as recharging Gonk’s battery reserves.
Weird.
Let’s look take a look at some of Gonk’s most memorable moments.
[Gonk sounds]
[Record scratch sound]
[Crowd laughter]
[Crowd cheering]
Let’s all go home.
Alright!
Welcome to The Star Wars Show.
I’m Andi Gutierrez and with me as always is my co-host Anthony.
[Gonk talking]
Oh, dude.
You sound terrible.
[Crowd laughter]
You coming down with a cold?
[Gonk talking]
Let’s go to the news.
[Crowd laughter]
Man, that Gonk.
Always getting into so many scrapes and scrambles!
Yeah, he really is the best droid we’ve ever had on the show.
[Angry CH-33Z and Chopper sounds]
Well now the time has come, let’s check the Whims-O-Meter and see how we’re doing.
[Drumroll]
That’s okay.
We’re almost there!
Keep calling in everybody!
Matt, how are you doing?
Oh, I’m just excited to be here.
Usually I’m on the street talking to strangers, but today I’m talking to strangers on the
phone., so…
Don’t get too comfortable Matt Lieb, because we’re sending you right back out in the
hot sun after all this is over.
Copy Machine Ghost, how are the phones?
They’re about as dead as me!
BWAHAHAH!
Huh.
[Ewok sounds]
Yellloooo...?
Andi?
Is it, is it really you?
Did I get through?!
Peter Townley, my original co-host on The Star Wars Show?
What are you doing?
I’m on the moon, Andi!
Oh man.
Are you okay?
Do you need help?
[Laughing]
Oh no.
I love it up here.
Sure I miss things like human contact and ranch dressing…
Of course I need help!!
Send somebody!!
Well you called in the middle of the show, so we’re a little tied up at the moment.
You’re still doing the show?
It’s our 100th episode.
Wow!
You did all those episodes all by yourself without another host?
[Laughing]
Well that’s great Peter *khhhzzzzhht* space interference.
*khkzzzzt* Losing you.
I miss you, bye!
*khkzzzzt*
ANDI!!
He’ll call back.
[Crowd laughter]
Now, Remember, everyone, you still have 25 seconds to call in and save Gonk so keep dialing.
[Phones ringing]
[Ewok sounds]
[Chopper sounds]
It’s working!
It’s working!!
Kevin this is so Wizard!
[Ewok sounds]
Why can you not do that?
[Ewok sounds]
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
[Sad trumpet sound]
Awwww!
No.
No!
Oh Gonk...
All we wanted to do was put on a show where Star Wars fans can get their news and information
sometimes before, but mostly after it broke on the internet once a week.
Yeah, a Star Wars Show that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
One that isn’t afraid to plunge headfirst into cringe without fear!
If we lose Gonk, we’ll lose our carefree spirit.
Our can-do energy.
Our drive to deliver the finest legally approved and thoroughly vetted Star Wars news and information
to an audience of thousands.
Gonk is the battery to the very heart of this show.
We love him.
And we love you.
[Slow clapping]
[Clapping]
Gonk?
GONK!
Gonk you’re alive!
We did it!
[Crowd cheering]
I want to thank everyone for coming out tonight, Chopper, Cheese, Gonk, Kitster, and all of
you especially for watching us these past 100 episodes.
Thank you for watching.
May the Force be with you!
[Crowd clapping and laughing]
Just so we’re clear, none of what you saw was canon.
Droids don’t run off of whimsy, they don’t run on applause, Tusken Raiders cannot sing
or play guitar.
The Star Wars Show operates under its own rules.
Very special rules in its own universe.
And It’s not canon, nor will it ever be canon.
Capisce?
I love you.