-Did you see the Super Bowl? -Oh, my gosh. I did.
I finally understand the game. I finally understand the game.
I never -- I point to you not because you are, in fact,
football players, but because I understand that you are
particularly moved by the Eagles.
-They're very passionate about the Eagles.
Yeah, yeah. -And it was so...
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I went into their dressing room right before
they were about to win and I went in just to, like,
celebrate with The Roots as they were winning.
And there was 2 minutes left.
And I walked in, and they all said, "Get out!"
-Why? You're bad luck? -They were superstitious.
Yeah, they thought that, like, anything could happen.
I go, "It's too late. I'm already here."
-Wow. -I already came. I stayed.
-You somehow flipped the mojo. -I flipped the script, man.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-But what an exciting game.
-But once you understand the game,
now I understand why America has
spent so many hours watching --
Sincerely, I did not understand the game,
and so, you know, like I said, like math,
when you don't understand it, you're just like...
-You don't like math. Yeah. -I tuned out. I tuned out.
Tuned out in algebra, tuned out in -- But now --
-But are the kids into it? You have two girls and a boy.
-My daughters were into it just because
they love being around grown-ups,
and my son, who's 15, was really into the game.
He's not, by nature, like, really cynical,
but he had decided that it's best to just expect
the Eagles would lo--
Like, it's just that's the way the world works.
And it's best not to get -- -That's so funny.
-You know, like, he wanted that win for the Eagles.
He's typically a Giants fan, because we're New Yorkers.
And he just wanted that win for the Eagles.
And he had talked himself into sort of --
He was preparing for -- -Yeah. So were The Roots.
So were The Roots.
I've never seen more superstitious people.
They were like, "We're gonna lose.
We're gonna lose." -Yeah.
So it was, therefore, that much sweeter, that victory.
I think it was just exciting for the country.
It was cool. -Yeah.
-And, of course, I'm so sorry about the loss.
-Everyone played their hearts out.
It was great. -Yeah.
-How's Matthew doing? We love Matthew.
-Matthew's well. He enjoyed the game.
-He did? -Yeah.
Are you and Matthew married 20 years now?
-It'll be 21 years in May. -Wow!
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-Yes, 21 blissful years. -I love that.
I love both of you guys so much. -Oh, that's nice.
I like him a lot. [ Laughter ]
-Yeah. -I like him.
I'm actually -- I'm really fond of him.
-You really are. -I know. I really am.
-You should get married. Yeah. -I know.
What's the secret for staying together for 20 years?
-Not talking about it. -Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
-And...I don't know. Good fortune.
I tried to put it in -- I've tried to sum it up in this way.
Remembering that the things that don't matter don't matter.
-Wow. -Do you understand?
Is it too esoteric? -No, no.
You just got so deep that I love it.
I am so into it.
Dude...that is so -- I totally get it, dude.
What don't matter, don't matter. Whoa, my goodness!
Oh, boy! Wow!
-I'm not pretending I've tried it.
[ Laughter ]
No. I don't know. I don't know. Just good fortune.
Just like, "Oh, the recipe worked."
Thus far, thus far. -No, I mean, I know --
-I mean, you've got a good marriage.
-I do. I'm very lucky. -But we shouldn't talk about it.
We shouldn't talk about it. -I know. Knock on wood.
I think this is wood. -Yeah.
I want to talk about "Divorce." It's on Sundays at HBO.
Gosh, I love this show. It's funny.
It is heartwarming. It's moving. It's a great cast.
Of course, Molly Shannon, who I love.
-Molly Shannon.
The great Molly Shannon, an American treasure.
-She really is. -She is.
Texas' own Thomas Haden Church,
who is legendary for all the right reasons,
who I adore.
-What's happening this season?
This season is more --
Last season was you guys are getting a divorce.
-Last season was battle and a cautionary tale.
And then, this season is the season of --
It's the season of hope, Jimmy.
-Ah! I love this. I love this.
Sarah Jessica Parker, you are a ray of sunshine.
I love this! It's what we want.
-It's what liberation is meant to promise, you know?
It's freedom. It's choices. It's trying new things.
It's new people.
Maybe you kiss somebody that you might want to kiss
that you never got to kiss for so long.
I mean, maybe you don't even know they existed,
so you didn't even know you wanted to kiss them.
Like, there's all sorts of that. -It's hope.
-And then there's two teenagers who are...difficult.
-Yeah, teenagers are difficult, right?
-Yeah. -I want to show a clip here.
This is showing how difficult --
You're trying to have "the talk"...
-Oh, yes, yes.
-...yeah, with one of your --
-With one of my sullen teenagers.
-Here's Sarah Jessica Parker in "Divorce."
Take a look at this.
-You're not in trouble, all right?
This is a natural part of growing up
and becoming a young man.
All right? I have no problem with that.
-But I seriously do have to go. -All right.
-But we -- we should -- We should talk about consent.
-Our guidance counselor already talked to us about it.
-Well, did she tell you that it's a --
it's a two-way street, you know?
'Cause consent goes both ways.
You know, like, say, for instance, um...
say...say, like -- like,
a-a girl wanted to kiss your penis.
-Mom! -You know...
All right.
Just no means no, you know? And tie your shoe.
[ Gasping ]
Oh, my God.
Jesus, you're old enough to have sex
and you still can't...tie your shoe?
-Come on. Who does it like that? Who knows how to do that?
We love you. Sarah Jessica Parker, everybody.