- Hey guys!
So today I was feeling chatty, watch out,
Phil's tongue is weady to rag?
Ready to wag.
So I asked you on Instagram stories
and also my channel memberships,
shout out to my cacti,
to give me some questions,
and now I'm gonna A some of your Q's.
Let's go.
What's the 26th picture on your phone?
Scroll montage.
(funky mariachi music)
(soft angelic music)
(laughing)
Look at that face!
It's a mixture of derp and pure joy
as two golden retrievers just climbed on top of me.
The more you zoom on my face,
the more terrifying it is!
I peaked on that day, I just wanna climb back in the photo.
Maybe minus five seconds later when they peed on me.
What's the most British word you can think of?
Trolley, brolly, Benedict Cumberbatch!
Those three, all at once.
If you'd been kidnapped, what would you tweet
to alert people?
Probably something like looking forward to
eating my cheese platter.
Oh my god, I pranked Dan on April Fool's day
with cheese-related content.
Wait, let me find it.
I was up north with my family,
I just said, "I just ate a cheese platter for breakfast!
I think my tastebuds like it now."
and he said, "What?"
I said, "So salty and delicious."
He said, "Lmao F off.
"Oh my god you got me.
Lmao, I'm such an idiot, I'm cackling."
(laughing)
I can't believe he thought I would eat cheese.
What bizzaro universe is that?
What's the earliest memory you can remember?
I don't know if it's incepted from my baby videos,
but I really do remember just saying light all the time.
Light!
So, probably that.
Also my grandad teaching me how to play Scrabble.
What would 2009 Phil's Instagram stories
have looked like?
Probably something like,
ugh just burned my ear on my hair straighteners XD
five exclamation marks lolz.
Swipe up for my MySpace.
What is your favorite app on your phone?
This is actually a great question,
as thanks to Disney Heroes, who've sponsored this video,
Disney sponsored my video!
Thanks guys!
If you've got space in the next Avengers movie,
just let me know!
Cooky British dude, don't know what my power would be.
Anyway, yeah, I've been playing a game called
Disney Heroes, where you play as your favorite
Disney characters, and you have to fight
against an evil virus that's taken over the world.
So you can play as so many different characters,
my squad at the moment is Nick from Zootopia,
Frozone, Elastigirl, Ralph from Wreck It Ralph.
I'm really hoping to unlock Wall-E,
'cause he's my fave.
Wall-E.
Let's do this level, fight!
I'm gonna wreck it!
So, here's your characters on the left,
and then you can basically beat up everything on the right,
and then the bottom is the special powers
that are building up.
Nick's the box is actually one of my favorites,
so, wait for it, here we go!
Special power, activate!
Look at the little guy running across the screen!
So that did well.
I need to level up Ralph some more,
'cause he does die quite a lot.
No!
We lost Ralph!
(sad music)
Victorious!
So if you wanna give it a play
it is completely free, you can lick, lick, lick the link?
Click the link in the description below,
and give it a go!
Drop your skincare routine I'm begging you!
So many people are asking for my skincare routine.
Is my skin that nice?
I think it's just the lighting.
Sure, okay, let's go to the sink.
Welcome to my bathroom!
Terrible sound for making a video,
but great for opera singing.
Here's my skin, it's alright.
I get a few spots here and there,
and also a bit of greasiness and dryness,
could be either or, it's been a rollercoaster.
So the first thing I use is
VISIBLY CLEAR Neutrogena Pore Clear and Shine Daily Wash,
that was a mouthful.
It's mandarin and lime flavor,
so I kinda wanna eat it rather than rub it on my face.
Let's get moist.
Rub that shiz right in there.
I use this about once every two days,
'cause it can make your skin a bit dry.
And this is when I splash water into my face
like a TV advert, and it looks really refreshing.
Okay here we go.
(angelic music)
That was not refreshing at all!
Television is a lie!
Oh there's water all over the floor.
And then when you're drying, make sure to dab.
(airhorn blowing)
Rather than rub, I don't know where I learned that,
but it's what I'm gonna do.
Did you see that?
Ghost, Paranormal Activity.
And then sometimes, maybe three times a week,
I use Nivea Soft for face, body and hands,
Wait, are your hands not part of your body?
And then I just rub the tiniest bit into this area,
this is where it gets dry.
This is my T-zone, T-pose.
I'm never really one for man products,
but I got this Clinique For Men face scrub,
which I will use like once every two weeks
to remove all the dead skin on my face.
Mm, dead skin!
And then for getting spots,
a miracle cure for me is Sudocrem.
I just dab some on the night, the night?
At night, and then the next morning
it should hopefully be a bit less bad.
And now I'm gonna go dry my bathroom floor!
What YouTubers do you watch?
I recently watched the video of Safiya Nygaard
putting edible lipstick into a cake,
while I was on a plane, and the woman next to me
was totally looking over my shoulder like,
what the hell is happening?
Why is this girl putting lipstick into a cake?
So, yeah, that's the content for me.
Favorite houseplant?
I've actually kept this plant alive,
and not only that, it's thriving!
Look at this!
It's like a whole jungle in a plant!
And it's growing a flower, which means it's happy!
So, don't wanna jinx it, but
just call me green finger Philly!
It's gonna die now, isn't it?
Have you ever met anyone famous?
Not to brag, but I think the famousist famouses I've met
are Taylor Swift, who I hugged while holding a Sharpie
in my hand and almost drew on her dress,
and I remember it every day in fear!
And also Ariana Grande, who I did this with.
(laughing)
Do you think she'd do that now?
She was really nice and fun,
and she gave me some cat ears as well,
'cause I said I like your cat ears,
and she was like, here you go!
How are you doing?
Just like in general how are you?
Aw thanks for asking, I'm doing well!
I'm hydrated, got myself a little glass of water.
I just like, don't speak with your mouth full.
I had a mild medical scare the other day.
I noticed a weirdly colored patch of skin here
that I hadn't seen before, and I was like what's that?
Where did you come from?
And I made the mistake of Googling it,
and apparently skin colored patches of skin
that appear out of nowhere can be dangerous!
So I went to the dermatologist,
all sweating and frightened,
but apparently it's a medical mystery,
they're not really sure what it is,
but it's not dangerous, and I'm not dying.
So good news.
Wear sunscreen!
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How are you finding the quiff?
Styling it and blow-drying it is still a bit
of an adventure, but I think I'm getting better.
A little bit too much hairspray today.
But it's so weird, if I look at pictures
of old emo Phil, I'm like who is that?
What happened?
How did I have that hair for so long?
I don't know, but I like it, I'm happy I did it,
and I hope it likes me.
No!
Do you shower facing toward or away
from the shower head?
Who faces the shower head, you psychopaths!
It's away, away from the shower head!
You need to see the room!
If I'm facing the shower head,
that means someone could just come in and attack me!
Am I a bit paranoid?
I should probably lock my door.
What is it like being an adult?
I'm worried for when I become one
which isn't that far away.
Some people think that when you turn 18
there's just a switch in your head
that's like yes, I am mature now,
I will learn about council tax.
But it's a very slow process,
but you'll get through it.
It's fine, it's great, you can eat cereal at 4:00 a.m.
and your parents can't tell you anything.
Write another book again?
I do actually have a story in my head,
I'm just not quite sure how I wanna tell it yet.
So it could be a book, it could be like
a TV series-style screen play,
it could be a movie script,
I just need to consolidate all these ideas in my head
and turn them into the thing.
But I have been thinking about it for about five years,
so it's just when the right time is to actually
release the ideas.
Tips for dealing with social anxiety?
I actually struggled, and still do to an extent,
with social anxiety, especially in my like
14s and 15s, to the point where I wouldn't even
make a phone call to the hair dresser,
I had to get my mum to do it,
'cause I was too socially nervous to even speak
on the phone, and I think the thing is,
I realized that everyone is in their own brain bubbles
with all of their own thoughts and worries and feelings,
and they probably don't care that much about me,
so you just need to think to yourself,
what is the worst that could happen?
Like say it out loud.
Someone might think I'm slightly weird,
and forget it in five seconds.
And when you realize that doesn't matter,
and nothing matters, then you will
deal with situations a lot better.
It's not as big a deal as your brain is making it.
I hope that helped.
Hi Phil!
Remember during the video about the creepy test
you said you and Dan were gonna rent an apartment
but you were told that there was three murders
and you decided not to rent it,
and it was a very long story,
and you'd tell us another time,
please I want every to hear about this story!
Me and Dan, I think it was after the first tour,
sometime in between, we found this super dilapidated
house in London that no one wanted,
and it was so cheap for the area,
and we thought it'd be a great opportunity
for us to do up the house,
and then flip it, and then sell it.
There was even talk of us doing some kind of
house transformation show on YouTube,
it was a whole thing.
Anyway we got really far down the line with it,
when the lawyer, or was it the estate agent?
One of them said legally we have to tell you,
the history of this house.
And I was just like, what are they gonna say?
This is the like the moment in a horror movie
where they tell you someones died in the house or something.
I'm sure it's not gonna be that bad,
I'm sure it'll be fine.
They said three people have died
under suspicious circumstances in the house
in the last 10 years.
Two of them separately in fires.
And I was just like, Pikachu face.
No!
(stuttering)
We can't buy this house!
That sounds like the blurb of some kind of horror show,
like English Horror Story: Murder House.
Firstly, I don't wanna get murdered.
Secondly, I don't wanna get haunted.
Thirdly, I don't wanna get murder-haunted.
And there was also loads of other issues with the house
that would be impossible for two people
that can't even bake cookies to fix,
so we just decided the whole project was a bad idea.
But yeah, if they hadn't told us,
we could've been haunted to death, or worse.
If you could choose an actor to be you in a movie
about your life, who would it be?
Probably Chris Hemsworth, he can do a good British accent
as Thor, and we share a similar muscle tone.
How would you defeat Thanos given the chance?
I mean if I had the power of Ant-Man,
I'd just shrink down and hope Thanos was facing
the other way.
I was just making a compilation of you and Dan
as Ikea photos, thanks for disrupting me.
Now I have to see this Millie.
That's great, yes.
(laughing)
This is so great!
Oh my god they're so accurate.
Now I just wanna buy all these cushions.
So there you go, I think that's enough questions for today.
If you enjoyed this, please give me a thumbs up,
and I might do another Q and A in the future.
Also check out Disney Heroes by clicking the link
in the description, if you want something new
to play on your phone,
and I will see you very soon.
Good bye!
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