Right, once again we've been sent FIFA 21 by the kind people at EA Sports,
and it's Trent's job to give them out to the lads.
When Virg did this last year it was the club's most viewed YouTube video,
so, yeah, no pressure!
Before I go collect the lads, we've got our own copies here to show you.
What's in the box, Trent?
Brand-new FIFA, let's see. We've got...
..the Liverpool edition of FIFA, customised, 66, Alexander-Arnold, it's mine.
We have a glass framed FIFA card with our ratings.
- What's your pace? - 83.
- 80. - Yas, 1-0!
Shooting?
Sixty...six.
62. Passing?
87.
87?
- Dribbling? - 80.
80. Nah, EA, you're out!
- Defending? - 80.
81. Get in, get in!
- No respect. - That's the big one!
Have some respect for my defending.
- Physical? - 71.
- What's yours? - 76!
That's what we've got in the boxes, so we're gonna get some lads here,
Robbo's gonna go and fetch them.
Hold on a minute - am I a dog?
- Who'd you want first? - Surprise me.
He's taking a while.
Got the first two, my boy. Our centre-backs, woo!
We need to spread out, guys, can't be too close together.
Let's open it for the camera, what have we got inside?
The ratings collective has spoken.
83...I'll take that.
- Oh-ho-ho! - Boom!
The question I wanna know - who's the fastest centre-back at the club?
What's your pace?
Wait, wait, who you going?
Yeah, obviously they'll have put Joey as the fastest,
they need to compensate, know what I mean?
Yeah, because my shooting is like...
TRENT: Oh, my...!
30 is disrespectful, that's like...
30 shooting?!
- Even Robbo got better. - My right foot shoots better than that!
So who's the fastest defender then, out of all of us?
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
VIRGIL: If that's you...
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
TRENT: The highest defender of any current player in the game - Virgil van Dijk.
Deserved it, deserved it.
But it didn't happen overnight. FIFA should come in and watch training.
- That's where it goes down. - Got all the test results, know what I mean?
ROBBO: To round this off, what is your overall opinion on your ratings?
I've been coming from very far, I was like 72 when I was in Holland.
I've got 90 now, so I'm happy with the progress I've made.
- Joe? - Very satisfied.
ROBBO: An absolute pleasure. VIRGIL: Thank you very much, guys.
- Enjoy FIFA. JOE: Much appreciated.
Trent, we have the best goalkeeper in the world.
Yes, we do.
Thank you very much. TRENT AND ROBBO: Whoaaaa!
- 90, yeah? - 90.
- You happy? - Yeah, I'm happy.
We can improve, huh, we can keep improving.
Next season, 91.
Thank you very much.
Diogo!
Here's a guy that is very, very keen to play some FIFA 21, aren't you?
Over lockdown, I think the Premier League had a wee tournament.
- Yeah, I remember something... - Did you get to the final?
- Yeah. - Did you get beat in the final?
- No, I think I won. - Who did you beat, anyone important?
Em, no, it was a guy named...
..Trent, I think.
Battered! Pants pulled down, done.
Normally we get a nice pack, yours hasn't arrived as of yet
because of the transfer and stuff like that,
so we've managed to get you a copy of a Liverpool edition.
Very nice, thank you.
Your rating is the same as last year, how'd you feel?
Well, I think they don't want to do an update so, "OK, this guys stays the same."
When's the upgrade incoming?
He's been talking a lot about it, I'll be honest.
We're planning, we're plotting, it's gonna go down this season I think.
And he knows that, he's looking at a tough challenger, he knows what I've got.
COMMENTATOR: There's a chance for Diogo - and there it is!
Diogo Jota has won the tournament!
Here we go, this is the one we've been waiting for.
Nah, I'm not looking forward to this one.
Get here, get here!
Get in the middle, here he is.
TRENT: What's in the box? ROBBO: He didn't want to open it.
Honestly... Can I leave it here?
Jordan Henderson is up from 83 to 86, one of the highest rated midfielders in the game.
But why was it 83 to begin with?
Room for improvement.
You've got better long shots and finishing than...Trent Alexander-Arnold.
And it says, finally, "Can you please reveal your pace?"
What should it be?
65...
Is that bad?
Oh, no...
Who's quicker out of me and you? Go on, just say it to the camera.
Just for FIFA.
FIFA knows his stats!
What's yours? Hang on a second!
Oh, no!
80!
So yours is 80, and am I quicker than you?
No!
You need to get involved in this, cos I'm not having that you're 83, by the way.
Keep me out of it, I'm quite happy with my 83.
So my defending is the same as yours?
And you're a defender?
Passing 84 - very good.
- What's yours? - 87.
ROBBO: Ridiculous, why did he bring that up?
Well, again, I'm going off what yous are telling me, and you're telling me that's a good card.
Apart from the pace it's a very good card.
Yeah, the pace is a massive issue.
We have the Oxlade-Chamberlain.
Hello, hello, hello.
- What, no-one's operating the cameras? - No, I am.
Open it up, let's see what's in the box.
Ohh!
D'you know what I mean? It's just...
That's disrespectful.
- Are you happy? - Are YOU happy?!
Are you happy for me?
D'you know what, I laughed at the start, then I actually felt bad.
79, I'm...
I think I'm the only man in the squad that's gone down.
Highest goalscorer from midfield last year. Gone down!
My pace has gone down every year - makes no sense.
He's not quicker than me, or as quick as me.
I am, I am.
I don't want to...
I'm the lowest rated man in this building.
Shot is currently 74.
That has to be higher.
I'd give him 82.
Go on, that's generous.
I'd go 79, 80.
You've got a few wayward ones, but you've got a few.
So, overall, what would you give him, Trent? After the stats you've gave.
I would say 81, 82.
You don't deserve to be in the seventies,
you're actually verging on becoming a silver card.
TRENT: Been a pleasure.
So, guys, that's all that we have for today, we've given out all the FIFA copies,
we've discussed everyone's ratings; some happy, some not-so-happy,
but in general everyone's fairly pleased.
I'm happy, are you?
Yeah, we'll need to get our arm round Ox for the next couple weeks,
but other than that I think everyone was fairly happy.
Yeah, we're all happy, in high spirits,
hopefully we'll see a lot more upgrades next year.
Roll on, FIFA 2020.
- Thanks, guys. - 2022, ya doughnut!
FIFA 2022! No, cut that one out.