this episode was sponsored by surf shark more on them later vsauce i'm jake and today
i'm very excited to announce something uh it's been a long time coming
something that you've actually requested a whole bunch and and i'm making it it's
something for the fans only for the fans it is myonlydashfans.org here you can check out
lots of different fans like ceiling tower industrial and even misting fans oh boy
And if you’re like me and want to share your fan love with the world use this Font
Generator to express yourself which is also a DONG...something you can do online now, guys!
So I shared with you my Only Fans and now I want to share something else with you,
my Jackson Pollack art simulator. Throw some paint on the canvas and see what you get. You
can click your mouse to change the paint’s color. Oh woah...this speaks to me. I wish
I could live in this painting...like you can with an interactive Van Gough painting. Look at that,
it’s almost like being in a museum again. And ya know what my favorite museum is?
The Ikea Museum. At the Ikea Museum we can look through every Ikea catalogue from the present
all the way back to 1950. It is a very interesting look into not only
how furniture design has changed for the years, but also how the kinds of items Ikea
sells has changed. Why did you take away ties and this cabinet that is also a bed?
Bring it back! Wooo alright, I’m OK. But...are you ok?
Let’s follow these steps to find out. Still breathing,
so that's good. Now let’s find out if we are still on the ground. Check that box.
And we can smile. We’re gonna be OK! But let’s keep relaxing, by listening to
My Noise. Here we can select from a myriad of noises like the irish coast,
rain on a tent or Gregorian chants.
Ah, this brings back Halo vibes. And we can even adjust different levels to make it exactly right.
One I especially enjoy is Twin Black Lodges. Which pairs well with this fluid simulator.
You can adjust density and velocity diffusion, pressure,
if it blooms and if so the intensity, And if you make one you really like,
you can take a screenshot. This is a vibe...but I’d very much like a summer vibe. Ya know,
hanging out in the sun, drinking a squirt, and tanning next to the Poolside.fm
In this blast from the past site, there are cool synth wave style tunes to jam too (which I cant
play for you because copyright strikes), some TV to watch and an all around aesthetic to enjoy.
Now that we are sufficiently relaxed let’s get stressed out because this website will
self destruct .com If a message isn’t left in a 24hr period, the site goes away forever. You
can read what others have written before writing your own. One thing I appreciate about this site
is right down here where they say they believe in an internet free from invasive ads and online
tracking. Because you might now know it, but your digital presence is pretty aggressively tracked.
To see for yourself let’s use Blacklight, the real time website privacy inspector. Enter a URL of a
site you frequent...I’ll do theverge.com. And here is what was found: ad trackers which are
used to build an advertising profile for you or to identify you for ad targeting. Then there were
third party cookies which advertisers can use to profile you based on your internet usage.
In addition it tells Facebook I went to the site and lets Google follow me across the internet.
Speaking of Facebook, if we type that in we get...nothing really. Because sites like Facebook,
YouTube, and so on don’t really track you until you’ve made a profile or logged in.
And when checking out DONGs online you should always practice safe browsing which
is why I’d like to take a moment to tell you about this video’s sponsor SurfShark
VPN. SurfShark allows you to mask your IP address and explore the internet safely
and privately. If you’re worried about being tracked by sites, you can block ads,
malware, trackers and cookies. It is also a great thing to use when on public WiFi because
you never know if the network you’ve connected to is secure. But it’s not only privacy and safety,
one of my favorite features is being able to access certain services like Netflix or
Spotify back when I used to travel to different countries. Or even when not travelling, a movie
might be on Netflix UK that isn’t on Netflix US but I connect to a server in that region and boom,
I can watch it now. I would highly recommend getting a VPN, I’ve been using them for years and
if you use code VSAUCE3 you get 84% off the price of SurfShark plus 4 additional months for free.
Link at the top of the description and now that we have protection lets murder some eggs.
Oh...I died. Ok, well maybe a VPN won’t protect me from an egg shooting at me but heck,
Shell Shock is sure fun. Shell Shock is a free to play multiplayer FPS you can do in your browser
and it is a shell of a good time. There are three types of matches:
free for all, teams and capture the spatula. I’m a teams kinda fellow and then you need
to pick your weapon. They have ones like an Eggk-47, a RPeGG, and my personal favorite
the Whipper. And then get to cracken some eggs. I’m a pro gamer. Looks like they got...scrambled.
Let’s keep the game train going with Gridland. A connect 3 or more style game, where doing the day
you match wood, stone and grains to keep your land and structures going. By night, however,
it becomes a battle with swords, shields and headstones to defeat villains and protect yourself
from them. If you survive you begin your next day. Gridland also has a really great soundtrack.
Yeah know, I’d like to be a professional musician.
I wonder how much money I’d make if I had a record contract?
Let’s Use the record deal simulator to find out. First select the kind of deal:
royalty, net profit, or distribution. From there there are more variables to adjust but lets just
keep it where it is in a royalty scenario. Sooooo we’d need 1 billion music streams to start making
a profit over our advance. I see why so many bands tour for so long. Speaking of making money and
music, let’s listen to the sounds of real time bitcoin transactions with BitListen.
It is so relaxing. Almost makes you forget the time you had thousands of bitcoins back in 2010
and used them to buy video games and if you hadn’t spent them you could have literally made tens
of millions of dollars and never had to make a youtube video again and retired on a private beach
some where with a Scrooge McDuck money pool and a go kart track like the kid from Blank Check but no
you really wanted to use bitcoin to buy Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Was it worth it Jake? WAS IT WORTH IT?!
Links to all the DONGs are in the description below. Plus a huge thanks again to SurfShark for
sponsoring this video and making the entire classic Vsauce3 week possible, link to their
rad offer at the top of said description. Now I’m going to leave you with a bouncing DVD logo screen
set to the song Ride of the Valkyries and, as always, thanks for watching.